ROFLMFAO god.... Now this is a fruedian mistake, if I've ever seen one: ((as seen on the message board on The Streets webpage, under 'what turns you on?'

Dan Skinner
09:19pm
15, Sep, 2003
Lmao@Gen!......Having my ear breathed into very lightly,men in womens clothes,any girl in one piece leathers,tight jeans,tight top,tight anything!




Dan Skinner
09:20pm
15, Sep, 2003
FUCK!......*Dan bangs his head very very hard on a wall!!!!*.....that'll be women in mens clothes then!!!!!!!!!!

The Streets

LOL life is good! LOL there's the link to the site, above.

I'm sure that you guyz have heard of the 'homeless hacker'--the guy who broke into a few corporate systems and told them of their security flawz. Well, he'z been charged with two federal criminal charges for breaking into The New York Times network and stealing a database of op-ed contributors. CNET News.com had a pretty interesting interview with him. Here'z the link thru msn.com: News: 'Homeless Hacker' speaks out

The last question in the interview is particularly kewl LOL Just a funny question to ask someone, i guess... =P

Decisions determine destiny. --Frederick Speakman

My sister's wedding was Sunday. It was a great wedding, even though there were a few problemz (like any wedding =P) hehe. My sister was so beautiful in her dress and her husband and her looked so happy! :)

Well, at the reception, when it was time for all the single men to get on the ballroom floor and catch the garter (after she threw the bouqet), John threw her garter behind him. It was so awful. The thing flew gently thru the air and came str8 to me, in a perfect arc! LOL It was hilarious! I just reached up and picked it delicately out of the air. Everyone said it looked as tho I had just put my arm into the air and it just floated right into my hand. Of course, after I caught it, my parentz, my sister, her husband, and me all started laughing. My mom told me that my grandparentz and a few otherz looked at them (my parentz) funny, tho; so, they kinda had to fake a normal face. LOL

Later, my mom was joking with my sister and me that it was a sign that I was going to turn str8 or something. It was funny. I was like, "yea...she'z like, 'yes, YES!'; but, little does she know, it'z one of those alternative weddingz!" LOL My sister goes, "Then she'z all like, 'no, no, NO!!!'" And made this sad face. LOL My mom just told us to shut up hehe and had been pickin' on me all nite for it! *sigh*

Now all I need to figure out is who the lucky person is... Personally, I think no one deserves me.... *sigh* Being conceited isn't very attractive; but, DAMN is it good for the soul!

One day, you realize that the only thing you want is the unobtainable... You realize you can't have it; yet, you strain for it NEwayz.... What if one was to realize that the unobtainable was not truely unobtainable. How would someone handle this? Are you suddenly uninterested? Or, do you hide from what you once loved knowing that you might finally be happy? How far will one go just to have what is unobtainable to themselves? Would they destroy what was true in their life? All sense of security and dependability? Or would they finally come to terms with their own frailty? Perhaps, it is they, themselves, who push away what they want--knowing, subconsciously, that if they were to have what they wanted, they would realize how shallow or unimportant their goals were....