hahaha! This has to be the best explination ever (Oh, btw, I'm going to be cleaning my blog soon.... It'z really grimey with all this old, whiney bullshit from the past--namely, the posting of conversations where people were hitting on me, however inappropriately, and me being an ass in response. I'm sure that the sole purpose of me posting that was to embarress, but I should be the one embarressed... *shrugs*):

"ah, he's just my best friend, cuz I can trust him and when I can't, which is rare, I know he's lying before it spills outta his mouth. That'z probably why he's honest to me, cuz I call him out on shit as he speaks it. His biggest problem is exaggeration--which is similar to last night LOL! Really tho, he bitches about EVERYthing. He could honestly throw a fit because the sky is blue, if he had nothing else to complain about. It'z far-fetched to pair me up with him, being an extreme optimist and he's an extreme pessimist, but I guess he keeps me grounded and I keep him outta depression."