Saw this definition on Urban Dictionary. LOL:
felching
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the act of devouring fabulously delicious man-chowder out of your parnter(s)' luscious poop-factory, and then smearing it violently in your partner(s)' face(s) and/or on his/her/their balls.

"hey Danny, wasn't that cool when I felched my own man-chowder out of your asshole and then called my mom when it was still all over my moustache?"
"yeah billy, I love AIDS in the moustache."

UrbanDictionary.com/felching

That is sooo fuckin' nasty! LOL *pukes*