A bunch of fun news for my avid readers... :P

Vibrator prompts Austrian bomb squad alert!

Sex defense?

A doctor actually recomended something like this?! Can we say Down Syndrome?

To smoke or not to smoke? That is the question...

Huh? Talking signs... Next thing ur gonna tell me is that the internet is on computers now!

Most people think that Iraq is the only thing that we as a nation are involved in. Here's what'z going on in Haiti. --Oh, and Jeff, notice the references to French Legionnaires. Guess I was right, the french don't sit on their thumbs, afterall. :P

No more PDA in Indonesia!

Of course I have to add some same-sex marriage things, too. LOL

New York

Marriage law: Four legislative attempts to ban gay marriages have failed. The latest attempt in 1999 sought to void same-sex couple's lawful marriages if they return, come to, or travel through New York.

Domestic partnership benefits: The state offers them and three municipalities - Ithaca, New York City and Rochester - have a registry.

"Ya'll donut-punchers stay da fuck outta New York.... Don't even fly over it with an airplane!!!" How fuckin' rediculous!

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Nickels also said he’ll ask the City Council to protect gay married couples throughout the city from discrimination in employment, housing or the use of parks or other city facilities. If the council approves the ordinance, it also would require contractors doing business with the city to recognize gay marriages among their own employees.

He went on to note that gay couples should be allowed to ride in the same buses, enter the same movie theatres, and drink from the same drinking fountains as straight couples..., while also allowing straight couples to cook their own meals, dress properly, and watch/act in theatre productions... "It's equality," stated Nickels. "If we discriminated against straights, they could very well discriminate back!" LOL j/k (the first paragraph is real tho)

Here's the damn link already, haha: Click me! Click me!

“I admit it that we are an al-Qaida family. We had connections to al-Qaida,” said Abdurahman Khadr, who says he resisted his father’s urgings to become a suicide bomber. (("Why you tryin' to get me to kill MYSELF, dad? If it's so important to you, why aren't YOU killing YOURSELF?!")) Bin Laden has an unnatural fear of drinking cold water...

And, finally, find out why American rice is not as good as Japanese rice: "American rice is no good," Takahashi said after purchasing a bag of Japanese rice at a Tokyo store. "The water is different." What? American's use Hydrogen Peroxide? H202... huh... It looked like water...