Sadly, I click for the next email, and it is just as bad...

Halol!!

While man's desires and aspirations stir he cannot coshoe but err.No battle is wtorh fighting epxcet the last oen.
Give eevry man your ear, but few thy voice. Take each man's cnesure, but reevsre thy judgmnet. [Hamelt]
No language is rude that can boast polite writrse.
An old young man, will be a young old man.
In bed my real love has always been the seelp that rescued me by alolwing me to dream.
It's not a slam at you wehn peploe are rude -- it's a slam at the pelpoe they've met breoef.
Is life wtroh living? It all dendpes on the liver.
Flatter not thyself in thy faith in God if thou hast not charity for thy neigbroh.
Forgivenses is a virtue of the brave.
Gutbai

STEVEN! STOP TRYIHNG TO LULL ME WITH UR POETRY!!! ROFLMFAO