(censored): will u have sex with me lol
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL OMG
ipumpgasrealgood: my virgin ears
ipumpgasrealgood: what would jesus say?
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL

STUPID CHICKENS!
They wake me up every morning....
sometimes I just want to CHOKE them!

---Nall, Lunar: The Silver Star Story

WTF^^?! This was the VERY beginning of the message...:

clarksvilletenn: lol
ipumpgasrealgood: lol?
clarksvilletenn: jimmy!
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
clarksvilletenn: calm the fuck down boi
ipumpgasrealgood: .....
ipumpgasrealgood: are u high?
ipumpgasrealgood: lol
clarksvilletenn: kinda come down off it
ipumpgasrealgood: wtf? LOL
clarksvilletenn: are you on crack?
clarksvilletenn: ;p
ipumpgasrealgood: i might ask u the same
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: wtf^^
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: i'm calm....

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Magister mundi sum!


Joined: 05 Dec 2002
Posts: 96

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 5:37 pm Post subject:



When I was playing a cook in SW:G, someone asked me to cater their wedding. At the time, I didn't even have a factory, so there was no way I was going to try to carry that much food around without crates. Then the more I thought about it, how the hell would I even cater a wedding, anyway? It's not like the game supports buffet tables. Then I realized that the whole thing was stupid, anyway, and I went back to my true in-game goal of killing things with my bare hands while high on spice."

Taricus: everybody'd be like....awww man.... Canericengland is sooooo kewl.... I wish I could be like them! And they'd get like crushes on us and we'd be like the jock of the High School for the countries fo the world.... they'd swoon in our every step....
[EG]Evi1slayer: god save the qween
BluntBayonet: Taricus, lol
BluntBayonet: The United States of North America, England and a few other places
BluntBayonet: USANAEAAFOP
[EG]Evi1slayer: so a royal bj is like a knighthood right
BluntBayonet: kinda a mouthfull really
phos-phoros: da illumintai
phos-phoros: illuminati even :P
BluntBayonet: [EG]Evi1slayer, well your legally entitled to be called Sir
BluntBayonet: once you get knighted
[EG]Evi1slayer: lol
SimpleWoman: roflmao @ Taricus
BluntBayonet: or we could called it 'The Empire' and well could all wear black, and Mr Bush could wear a nifty helmet
[EG]Evi1slayer: nifty
[EG]Evi1slayer: lol
SimpleWoman: lol
Taricus: Personally, I'd date Romania, cuz they're hot, but I'd think I could change them, so they could be the perfect bebe for me....but ultimately, they'd dump me for north korea, who'd later treat romania like ****, then they'd try to come back to me, then I'd be like no bitch, you left me, then they'd move onto like um.... china or something and it'd make me feel bad, but i have to hold my ground so they'd know what they did, but when they realized that I've been the only one there for them they'd come back and I'd be like.....oh, i guess.... knowing they were the only one for me to begin with... :P

Erin, I'm not a cheater :P LOL

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MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!1! I win! I win! I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!! LOL

Coca-Cola! :P

What do you get when you eat lots of chocolate bars?....FAT!

--Oompa Loompas, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

ducatiboi23: what u up so late for
ipumpgasrealgood: um...haven't gone to bed
yet
ipumpgasrealgood: lol
ipumpgasrealgood: 'sides, it'z not late,
grandpa
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL

W00t! So, that's where Teagan's been hiding! :P

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ZOMBIES ATTACK FROM GERMANY!!!

The world got a big shock today when REAL zombies attacked from Germany!!! *hides* LOL

I feel fuckin' dumb... My friend was fuckin around with me and I had no clue LOL.... I censored his name, cuz I'm nice like that...
Talkin' about shoes:

(Censored): i just wear 11.5-12
ipumpgasrealgood: LMFAO
(Censored): and im bout 7 :)
ipumpgasrealgood: WHAT?
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: ur shoes are like 2x as big
as ur feet?

Above Top Secret - Space Exploration - What's this in the Martian Sky? Ok, ya'll just need to click around on this message board. It is funny as hell... which is funnier, cuz these guys are trying to be serious LOL

Above Top Secret - Space Exploration - Curious features in the Mars Rovers photos???!!!: HAHAHAHA OMG let's all laugh at ETFriend, cuz he's all schitzophrenic 'n stuffz! :) (Oh, no! Now he's going to think I'm an alien who has morphed into the shape of a human to go unnoticed... I just want him to think that he's weird! BUT HE KNOWS! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING AND I CAN'T HIDE IT!!! :/ LOL)

Jimmy: Rule #1: Don't take anything I say seriously, lest you become confused, or worse, offended; Rule #2: Allow 6-8 weeks for my email delivery... Cuz I'm important like that.; Rule #3: I won't call you and I won't answer the phone if you call... In short--I am unreachable, and if you do happen to reach me, I'll probably laugh at you... (THE END) ;)

Grenades ROCK! 8)

Nazi DM says:
u said...'ooooh! what'cha gonna do casey? vacuum a helicopter in front of my house?!"

*mourns Jeff's computers*

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *blackjacks the rat-man*

All things come down...

Ineastnash: i have thuroughly enjoyed getting to know you
Drooler55: likewise
Ineastnash: hope we can chat more and maybe meet soon
Drooler55: and u didn't even ask how big my freakishly large penis was! I'm impressed

Drooler55: what do u do for fun?
Ineastnash: hang out with friends, cook, listen to music
Ineastnash: i work alot
Drooler55: video games?
Ineastnash: never gotten in to them
Ineastnash: never tried
Drooler55: we come from two totally different worlds...
Drooler55: it'd never work out
Drooler55: you need to move on

Ineastnash: it's easier to stalk you on aim than gay.com
Ineastnash: lol
Drooler55: LOL
Drooler55: easier to block on aim too

llJaVi3Rll: *pulls the pin and chugs one at ur head*
llJaVi3Rll: DIE U GOD DAMN JEW!!
llJaVi3Rll: lmao
Drooler55: lol
llJaVi3Rll: ..
llJaVi3Rll: sorry..
Drooler55: but...
Drooler55: but...
Drooler55: ...i'm not a jew
Drooler55: LOL
llJaVi3Rll: lol i was playing
Drooler55: *explodes*
llJaVi3Rll: i know
Drooler55: shhhh
Drooler55: i'm dead

"You racist! They're elves. So what if they're black?"

Famous Last Words 1 through 250: "'Bob, you have any grenades left? Throw me one...'"

El Chuppy says:
These are hilarious--and make me seriously want to roleplay
Save Highleaf from the Blackmoors says:
lol
Save Highleaf from the Blackmoors says:
they always do that to me too
El Chuppy says:
"I lower a rope down to Teagan and Jame"
Save Highleaf from the Blackmoors says:
i wanna kill ur chars just to see what funny sayings u come up with
El Chuppy says:
Just get me in a scrape--I don't have to die to be funny