"A president needs to get all the facts, before jumping to politically motivated conclusions..." says Bush. The crowd cheers. A smile and a doped up look of pride and relief fills his face. He continues, "The senator's willingness to trade principal for political convenience....makes it clear....that John Kerry is the wrong man, for the wrong job, at the wrong time..." (cue cheer from crowd and "I-just-farted smile from the president)...

Funny that this statement came from the very president that invaded a country, because they had weapons of mass destruction--only to find out that they didn't exist after the invasion.... LOL I love irony...