Jennifer shared this one with me.... She needs counceling...

A teacher doing grad studies was doing a study testing
the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:

Red................cherry,"

Yellow............lemon,"

Green..............lime,"

Orange.............orange."


Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may call your father at times."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"