}:{Jennifer}:{ says:
im sorry jimmy i need to go to bed
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ok
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
i'll talk to ya later
}:{Jennifer}:{ says:
good night
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL why u apologizing?
}:{Jennifer}:{ says:
don't get eaten by the ants
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE UUUUUU!!!
}:{Jennifer}:{ says:
cause i want to talk to you but im all sleeeepppppyyyyy
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
*pulls ur hair and does the overhand slap with both hands over and over*
}:{Jennifer}:{ says:
omg! you bastard!
}:{Jennifer}:{ says:
lol
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
*shrieks like a lil school girl and starts crying*
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
}:{Jennifer}:{ says:
jimmy, stop trying to turn me on...im going to bed!
}:{Jennifer}:{ says:
lol
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO

sexyj_s: yo think you slick dont you
ipumpgasrealgood: think?
ipumpgasrealgood: know....
ipumpgasrealgood: i mean...
ipumpgasrealgood: no....
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL j/k
sexyj_s: lol

Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
HOOKERS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO j/k
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
they're not...
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOLOLOL

javi3r0072: lol!!
javi3r0072: why u sad?
drooler605: i've burnt a pack of perfectly good cigs and i'm tryin to drink unopened beer
drooler605: ROFL

javi3r0072: aww jimmy next time u get a cat..can u name him mr chiepoo?
drooler605: lol
drooler605: i can't even say that
javi3r0072: its pronounces like chee or chi and then poo is pronounced like poo
javi3r0072: so mr cheepoo
drooler605: like chia poo?
javi3r0072: nooo
drooler605: like i'm growin shit like a fern?

javi3r0072: lol omg jimmy now wouldnt u just be sad if i got killed by a midget right now
drooler605: ROFL
drooler605: maybe
drooler605: well...yea....
drooler605: but that'z highly unlikely ya bet?

drooler605: MAC!
drooler605: LOL
drooler605: fuck....
drooler605: i'm drujnk
drooler605: druhndrooler605: GOD DAMMIT
drooler605: LOL
drooler605: drunk
drooler605: LOL
drooler605: YAY!
drooler605: *dances*
drooler605: LOL

ROFLMFAO, DAMN SKIPPY!:

PARENTAL

ADVISORY

JIMMY CONTAINS EXPLICIT LYRICS

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This means: Number of CDs I own: I really have no idea at this point... I've bought alot, some stolen, some lost... *shrug* Most were stolen, so I'd say it'd have to be around...uh....25-50 left

some stolen FROM me, or lost BY me... LOL That sounds really bad after the drug question LOL

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Jimmy
Birthday:	Mar. 20
Birthplace:	Lansing, MI
Current Location:	La Vergne, TN
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Ambidexterous
Your Heritage:	Italian/Celtic
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Wilson Sport
Your Weakness:	Too Nice
Your Fears:	My Past
Your Perfect Pizza:	Pepperoni, double mushroom :P~~
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Stop Smoking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	ROFL
Thoughts First Waking Up:	If I don't open my eyes, I'll just fall back asleep...
Your Best Physical Feature:	My smile
Your Bedtime:	Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory:	Role-playing with Dawn in the park
Pepsi or Coke:	Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Burger King for burgers, McDonald's for fries
Single or Group Dates:	Single, with friends hidden nearby to aid in my escape LOL
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	No tea...
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Coffee
Do you Smoke:	Yes
Do you Swear:	LOL fuck yea!
Do you Sing:	Yea
Do you Shower Daily:	Nope
Have you Been in Love:	Yea--most times I thought I was in love, it was just that tho.
Do you want to go to College:	Yea--FULL SAIL! WOOOOOO!!!
Do you want to get Married:	Yep
Do you belive in yourself:	No
Do you get Motion Sickness:	no
Do you think you are Attractive:	Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak:	no
Do you get along with your Parents:	As long as I don't live with them
Do you like Thunderstorms:	As long as they don't get suddenly quiet or boom my house constanly
Do you play an Instrument:	I can b-flat coronets and trumpets. I was a beginner with a tenor sax. I was teaching my sister the coronet/trumpet line and she was teaching me how to play the saxes, but i don't remember the fingering for the saxes anymore.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	This question should be: In the past month, have you NOT drank alcohol?
In the past month have you Smoked:	See above... LOL
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	*blushes* Yea
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	No
In the past month have you been on Stage:	No
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	No
Ever been Drunk:	2 days ago... LOL
Ever been called a Tease:	yea
Ever been Beaten up:	....yea...
Ever Shoplifted:	yea--once when I was in elementary school. My cousin and I stole some baseball cards. :(
How do you want to Die:	pffft! I DON'T!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Well, IF I ever grow up.... Game Designer?
What country would you most like to Visit:	France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	Brown
Favourite Hair Color:	brown
Short or Long Hair:	short
Height:	around my height... 6' -ish
Weight:	normal weight
Best Clothing Style:	um...i'm assuming the questions about the boy/girl have stopped.... Either way, Normal clothes... I'm Jeans/T-Shirt--dressing up means khakis LOL
Number of Drugs I have taken:	ROFLMFAO *starts counting* 11 illegal ones and 3 legal ones... Yea, I have a past... LOL
Number of CDs I own:	I really have no idea at this point... I've bought alot, some stolen, some lost... *shrug* Most were stolen, so I'd say it'd have to be around...uh....25-50 left
Number of Piercings:	none
Number of Tattoos:	none
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Too many to count...
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You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get. Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you. Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you compelte. And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you.

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How to make a Jimmy

Ingredients: 5 parts competetiveness 5 parts brilliance 3 parts empathy

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

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ipumpgasrealgood: why sad face?
ipumpgasrealgood: just cuz i won't cut a cam?
zdude04: u wont cam with me
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: but it'z all difficult
ipumpgasrealgood: for drunk people
zdude04: not on yahoo
ipumpgasrealgood: nothing personal
ipumpgasrealgood: oh...ok...that makes a diff
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
zdude04: cut it on?
ipumpgasrealgood: cuts it on
ipumpgasrealgood: just for u n shit....
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
zdude04: ********* on yahoo
zdude04: invite me
ipumpgasrealgood: i was just kidding
ipumpgasrealgood: sheesh
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
zdude04: ?

cardinalrebel: i know, i haven't seen u online in
forever
cardinalrebel has been added to your
persistent ignore list
cardinalrebel has been removed from your
persistent ignore list
ipumpgasrealgood: ROFL
ipumpgasrealgood: whoops

rbynarhd: so why would my mamma warn me
about you?
ipumpgasrealgood: lol
ipumpgasrealgood: i'm the bad boy
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
rbynarhd: ohh your bad huh..
ipumpgasrealgood: i'm the one that makes u
steal granola snacks

bradnashville: hi hsv
ipumpgasrealgood: i'm on my 11th beer
ipumpgasrealgood: hi hiv!
hsv4now: hi brad
J_Taylor26: Holy shit...
ipumpgasrealgood: oh i mean hsv

I'm jennifer's color LOL


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drooler605: no
drooler605: i'm washing my ballz this weekends
drooler605: i can't go out
drooler605: LOL
Mel : lol
Mel : not like they are all that big
drooler605: uh....
drooler605: yea....
Mel :
drooler605: we get in a fight over who takes a shower first
drooler605: they like to use up all the hot water and i don't even get in yet
drooler605: LOL
drooler605: they all block the flow
drooler605: bitches
drooler605: LOL
Mel : lol
Mel : so come hang out with me now
drooler605: they gave me a black eye last week
drooler605: cuz they were like....i hate u, cuz ur white
drooler605: it made me sad

drooler605: i just need the training and the degree
drooler605: LOL
Mel : i'll give you a degree
drooler605: ...there's no witty comment to follow with that
drooler605: ....and i don't get it....
drooler605: bestides the fact u mean something duuuuurty
Mel : not surprised
drooler605: :/
drooler605: are u bitter?
drooler605: does ur mom hate u?
Mel : nope...i don't get bitter
drooler605: wanna talk about it?
Mel : lol
drooler605: lol
Mel : my mommy luves me
drooler605: yea, me and ur mom love eachother alot too
drooler605: it'z mostly physical tho
drooler605: ROFL
Mel : let's get off of mommies, like i just got off yours
drooler605: ROFL
drooler605: funny
drooler605: i just hung up the phone with ur mom and she said something similar to that
drooler605: she was all like... I want to get u off on me
drooler605: oh...my hot saggy tits
drooler605: mmmmm
drooler605: cum between them
drooler605: yea
Mel : my mom is not longer with me
drooler605: that'z so good
drooler605: awww fuck u
drooler605: that'z mean
drooler605: ROFL
Mel : now i'm really sad
drooler605: omg
drooler605: low blow
drooler605: i'm sorry
drooler605: wait....
drooler605: ur lying
drooler605: !
drooler605: u talked about ur mom before
drooler605: i swear it
Mel : i'll talk to you later
drooler605: oh wait
drooler605: no
drooler605: u talked about that one dudes parents
Mel : ok....ok...i'm lying
Mel :
drooler605: bitch
drooler605: LOL
drooler605: *kicks ya in da nuts*
Mel : made you feel bad biotch
drooler605: no
drooler605: i don't feel bad
drooler605: cuz it'z ur fault that mommy drinks
drooler605: LOL
Mel : hehe.....you should be ashame
drooler605: ROFL
drooler605: yea
drooler605: i should....

Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
BREAK U OFF A SLIM JIM!

javi3r0072: uh ohhhh....*puts ona lil korny mushy wushy voice* THERES A KITTY IN MY CHHAIIIRR *Rub nose with cats nose*
drooler605: ROFLMFAO

Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
i was looking at my blog
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
lookit
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
swimit: what do you pump with
ipumpgasrealgood: a gas pump retard
ipumpgasrealgood: read it again
ipumpgasrealgood: ROFL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO
Around Noon says:
roflmfao
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
it'z my own fault for having my gay.com name be ipumpgasrealgood
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
u won't believe how much people think it says something diff or tries to make a sick joke about it
Around Noon says:
dude, it IS gay.com
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
but it brings endless amounts of entertainment just slamming people for it
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Around Noon says:
I mean, that'z thiiiiis close to a meat market
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
it invites them to say that stuff, but just gives me the greatest lines ever to come back and make them feel stupid
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
yea it is
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
draw em in and then sink their hopes
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
oh yea!
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Around Noon says:
rofl
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
if that'z not playa, i don't know what is?
Around Noon says:
dream killer!
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
it'z the perfection of the play
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
u don't even need to pljay
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
play
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ur game is the shooting them down
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
that'z HAWT!
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
oh wait
Around Noon says:
that'z sadist
Around Noon says:
but still
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
that'z dick tease...not playa
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Around Noon says:
ROFLMFAO
Around Noon says:
ur a cocktease!
Around Noon says:
omfg
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO
Around Noon says:
*puts hands over her ears and hums*
Around Noon says:
lalalalala, I can't hear u
Around Noon says:
can't hear u

Around Noon says:
neways, I said, I hate Creed
Around Noon says:
I'm kinda funky that way, but I do
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
lol
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
everytime i hear that song i'm like
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
WITH EYES WIDE OPEN!
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
wait...that'z a movie

Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
brb
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
have to pee
Around Noon says:
k
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
back
Around Noon says:
what did u do? pee at the desk?
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
lol
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
no
Around Noon says:
that was quick
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
in the hallway bathroom
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
i'm a boy
Around Noon says:
rofl
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
we just whip it out and drain
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Around Noon says:
no shit, rly?
Around Noon says:
lololol
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL

Around Noon says:
omfg
Around Noon says:
U so have Bobby Brown
Around Noon says:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
yea
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
hey
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
it'z my perogative!
Around Noon says:
ur not allowed to talk nemore
Around Noon says:
I'm serious this time
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO
Around Noon says:
ROFL

Around Noon says:
run along sugar tits, he ain't comin' home

javi3r0072: im bored
javi3r0072: entertain me
javi3r0072: go on cam
drooler605: kiss me where it smells funny

javi3r0072: im gonna trim my pubes into a triforce
javi3r0072: lmao!!!
javi3r0072: j/k
javi3r0072: my penisshall pop throw the middle
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO
Around Noon says:
u need to watch Harold and Kumar go to White Castles
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
i wanted to see that
Around Noon says:
the guy shaves his pubes in that, and this weird guy is all like, "I like ur pubes"
Around Noon says:
rofl
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
u know what a triforce is right?
Around Noon says:
the little triangle swordy thing, right?
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
that'z in that movie?
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
it'z that triangle
Around Noon says:
wait
Around Noon says:
no
Around Noon says:
that'z a trident
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
and u had to put them all together to beat gannon
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
it'z a Zelda thing
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
dawn
Around Noon says:
that'z sad u know that
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
playaz only love u when they playin'
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Around Noon says:
ROFL
Around Noon says:
*sobs* He said he loved me!
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL

Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
wouldn't it be really weird if ghosts weren't ghosts at all but like a weird flux with time
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
liek it was the future or the past?
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
i always thought that was a kewl thought
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
like especially the future part
Around Noon says:
I think that alot
Around Noon says:
like, deja vu, and passing glimpses of ghosts or whatever
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
what if it was just the future and it was just the dimension mixing slightly
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
yea
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
deja vu but backwards
Around Noon says:
That'z actually more believable than ghosts, b'c we don't actually understand how time works
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
yea
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
time is the only dimension that is immutable and only goes forward
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
it would make sense if it wasn't like that at all and that was just how we perceived time
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
like if u lived in a 2d world, u would have trouble even thinking about 3d
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
just like 3d to 4d
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
the circle would look at the cube and think he was a square, and no matter what the cube said, the circle would only see the square
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
wow
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
that was odd
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Around Noon says:
u just gave cirlces a personality
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO
Around Noon says:
that'z not odd, that'z good literature
Around Noon says:
rofl
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
lol
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
that'd be a good metaphor
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
for like...stupid people
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
..."no really, there's more to the world!"
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
circle: "LETS HAVE SEX!"
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Around Noon says:
ROFLMFAO
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
danny is the circle and i'm the cube
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Around Noon says:
that'z it. Stupid ppl from now on are circles
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
lololololol
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
it kinda makes sense tho
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
have u ever seen the people who can't see past the present?
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
like their current actions and needs?
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
that would be 3d
Around Noon says:
yea, I know one or two like that
Around Noon says:
lol
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
and the ones that can see the reprecussions and time are 4d
Around Noon says:
*cough* Roger! *cough cough*
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
the circle and the cube are all about perception
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
the circle doesn't realize he's really a sphere
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
he only THINKS he's a circle
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
he just created a whole philosophy out of shapes
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
we*
Around Noon says:
ROFL
Around Noon says:
So what's a triangle?
Around Noon says:
lolol
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
Around Noon says:
crazy loons?
Around Noon says:
half a square?
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
circle has a friend named triangle
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
triangle thinks he's just a line
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
but he doesn't realize he's just laying flat
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
at least to circle
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
but to cube, he's a pyramid
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
he just hasn't realized it
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOLOLOL
Around Noon says:
I prefer to think that I'm a rumbus
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO

ipumpgasrealgood: apparently i have a twin out there
willyinnash: maybe
willyinnash: maybe not
* CountertenorJ screams.
ipumpgasrealgood: lol
ipumpgasrealgood: it'z not that scarey
ipumpgasrealgood: i think that'd be good james
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: more hot boyz
ipumpgasrealgood: WOOOOOOOOOOO
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
CountertenorJ: Oh please.
ipumpgasrealgood: ROFLMFAO
CountertenorJ: If I liked skinny boys, I guess that would count.
CountertenorJ: :-P
ipumpgasrealgood: but instead he likes the
"I'M-ON-OPRAH'S-SHOW-CUZ-I-CAN'T-GET-OUT-OF-BED!"
willyinnash: Hey Randall
ipumpgasrealgood: lolol
ipumpgasrealgood: poor james
CountertenorJ: :P
ipumpgasrealgood: he doesn't know how to love someone unless they
can't get away cuz they're too fat to move