shadowspell25: *shrugs

drooler605: lol* even

shadowspell25: ok

drooler605: mmmmmmmm

drooler605: *licks fingers and rubs nipples all dramatic, spanish-channel style*

westachs: u bi or gay?
ipumpgasrealgood: gay
westachs: hairy or smooth?
ipumpgasrealgood: hairy but smooth when i
shave? so both? what'z ur mom? cuz
she's fuckin hawt, yo?
ipumpgasrealgood: lol
westachs: have fetish?
ipumpgasrealgood: besides ur mom?
ipumpgasrealgood: i dunno....
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: westachs' mom has got it
goin' on
ipumpgasrealgood: *rubs nipple*
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: yo mom likes it when i get
drunk...she says i'm wild and unkempt
ipumpgasrealgood: she makes me feel alive
westachs: piss off
ipumpgasrealgood: westachs....i am ur
father...come to the darkside!

Me in a Virginia chatroom:

ipumpgasrealgood: HEY BITCHES!
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: what the fuck is up wit' ya'll?

Why the fuck does the Church of Scientology go on annual Easter egg hunts?

That'z like a nun sitting on a prayer mat...

Oh, and don't go believing any of that scientology propaganda either... This is what Clearwater, FL *really* thinks of scientology....

This is my big F-U to all scientologists and Tom Cruise in general...

http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2674673?htv=12

Things die out. By aren't neccasarily forgotten. Add stuff to the forgotten list and bring it back.

1. chia pets
2. trapt
3. 98 degrees
4. enrique igleseas
5. Backsteet Boys
6. Tomagotchis
7. Furby
8. Skip It
9. Pony tail on the sode of the head.
10. Slap bracelets
12. Air Jordans
13. Ahh Real Monsters
14. Ren and Stimpy
15. The orginal cast of ALL THAT
16. Fresh Prince of Bel Air
17. Baby Sitters Club
18. MC Hammer
19. Plastic Streamers on your bike handles
20. Oregon Trail (computer game)
21. L.A. gear
22. "WAX ON, WAX OFF"
23. Barbie and the Rockers
24. Jelly Shoes!
25. "I know you are, but what am I? "
26. Boom Boxes
27. Gremlins
28. Richy Rich
29. New Kids on the Block
30. Mullets
31. Hanson - Mmm Bop
32. Blakc and white gameboys
33. The Rugrats
34. Windows 95 and 98
35. Pound Puppies
36. Lengends of the Hidden Temple (TV game show)
37. Angry Beavers!
38. SPICE GIRLSSSS !
39. Are you afraid of the Dark?(i would say hanson but some1 already took it)
40. SALUTE YOUR SHORTS!!!!! bestest show ever!!!!!
41.pete and pete
42.goosebumps books
43. Nsync
44. nano kids i think that is...n doug that nick show...awesoem show
45. tickle me elmo
46. Poochi
47. POGS!!!! i cant believe nobody has said that yet!!!! lol
48.Are you afraid of the dark?
49.Candy Land
50.Rocko's Modern Life
51.The busy world of richard scary(that was an original,nick show)
52. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (but only might morphin!!! all other seasons sucked!!!!)
53. Huge blue liberty spikes, or Floam
54. Captin Planet...the most awesome show when i was 5 :)
55. Backstreet Boys
56. Playing house.
57. Cooties.
58. Making Christmas Cookies
59.Beavis and Butthead
60. i am rubber and you are glue what ever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you
61. GACK (sp?) and silly puddy....aaaand the ORIGINAL polly pocket, that could actually fit in your pocket!!
62.double dare
63.under dog
64.rocky and bullwinkle
65.that sond stuff that stays dry under water
66. bop it
67. since we already said cooties cootie shots
68.hong kong phooe (only a few ppl will know the joys of it)
69.treasure trolls (they were awesome still have no clue wtf was with them tho)
70. DINOSAURS! "im the baby- gotta love me!" ahhhh i miss that
71. Laser Tag. (I can remember countless times going to play!)
72. OMG definately the TEENAGE MUNTANT NINGA TURTLES....that should have been the frist on the list...
73. STRETCH ARMSTRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That man kept me entertained for house.... until my dog ate him
74. Tamagotchis. those little egg things that you had to take care of. oh man. mine always died.
75. Candy Cigarettes- The beginning of the road to the real evil...
76. MALL MADNESS - Led to the destruction of my dad's wallet
77. JEM barbie dolls- can't forget those light up eyes...
78. G.I. Joe ....cause knowing is half the battle
79. MTV, that's right music television, now it's Reality TV
80. The Bernstein Bears.....
81. MIGHTY MOUSE!
82. SAVE BY THE BELL BIOTCHES!!!!!!!!!!
83. fri. & sat. nites at the Skatecenter...now those were the days, haha
84. Kent: I SOO HAVE TO AGREE WITH HONG KONG PHOOEE
85. Kelly - Saved By The Bell.............Zach and Slater!!!!
86. Brooke - Garbage Pail Kids, oh and the original nintendo
87.Transformers!! More than meets the eye
88. Darkwing Duck

WOOOOOOOOOOO! I just made my last force sensitive unlock on SWG last nite!

hehe now I just get my force sensitive xp and fill the branches. Mellichae, here I come MUAHAHAH! --and after that THE WOOOOOOOORLD! *ahem* I mean, Jedi Initiate....

JUST SAY NO!

GU Comics by: Woody Hearn

Ya'll are fuckin' failin' me here... I wanna be NINJA STATUS BITCHES! LOL register...hang out....at Demoniazed.com

Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
UGH!
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
I just gave myself the worst head I've ever had!
Doc says:
MEDICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC.
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
talking about beer that is

Hey ya'll. Found a really kewl messageboard to hang out at. You should go check it out sometime. The people crack me up!

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! Ya'll should be kewl like me and register too (Really I just want to impress Gomhen with my madd people gatherin' skillz so he'll give me a kewl special rank....or a t-shirt or coffee mug or something--even though I don't drink coffee hehe)

Yea, so here it is: Demoniazed.com

Have fun, crack kiddiez!

Doc: O YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
taricus: *screams as the kool-aide man busts thru the wall*

Just cuz ultra-conservatives, like Bush, think that being a chronic discriminator makes them kewler, I provide a tribute: Guardian Unlimited | Arts features | 'We have to protect people'

ROFLMFAO

*points at the next post*

CNN.com - Study: New study shows that fellatio may reduce the risk of breast cancer - Oct. 2, 2003

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

You Are 16 Years Old

16 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How scary are you?

You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life’s pleasures as much as you can. “Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!” More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Hedonism 100% Utilitarianism 80% Justice (Fairness) 65% Kantianism 65% Existentialism 60% Strong Egoism 15% Apathy 15% Nihilism 10% Divine Command 0% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

Your Birthdate: March 20

Your birth on the 20th day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your reading. The 2 energy provided here is very social, allowing you to make friends easily and quickly. Yet you are apt to have a rather nervous air in the company of a large group. You have a warmhearted nature and emotional understanding that constantly seeks affection. You are very prone to become depressed and moody, as emotions can turn inward and cause anxiety and mental turmoil. It can be hard for you to bounce back to reality when depression sets in. When things are going well, you can go just as far the other way and become extremely affectionate.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God. atheism 71% Buddhism 67% Paganism 63% Satanism 54% agnosticism 46% Judaism 42% Hinduism 38% Christianity 25% Islam 8% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

Real life logics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.


LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals.

The following is a very strong and moving letter written by the mother of a gay boy in Vermont...

"Many letters have been sent to the Valley News concerning the homosexual menace in Vermont. I am the mother of a gay son and I've taken enough from you good people. I'm tired of your foolish rhetoric about the "homosexual agenda" and your allegations that accepting homosexuality is the same thing as advocating sex with children. You are cruel and ignorant. You have been robbing me of the joys of motherhood ever since my children were tiny.

My firstborn son started suffering at the hands of the moral little thugs from your moral, upright families from the time he was in the first grade. He was physically and verbally abused from first grade straight through high school because he was perceived to be gay.

He never professed to be gay or had any association with anything gay, but he had the misfortune not to walk or have gestures like the other boys. He was called "fag" incessantly, starting when he was 6.

In high school, while your children were doing what kids that age should be doing, mine labored over a suicide note, drafting and redrafting it to be sure his family knew how much he loved them. My sobbing 17-year-old tore the heart out of me as he choked out that he just couldn't bear to continue living any longer, that he didn't want to be gay and that he couldn't face a life without dignity.

You have the audacity to talk about protecting families and children from the homosexual menace, while you yourselves tear apart families and drive children to despair. I don't know why my son is gay, but I do know that God didn't put him, and millions like him, on this Earth to give you someone to abuse. God gave you brains so that you could think, and it's about time you started doing that.

At the core of all your misguided beliefs is the belief that this could never happen to you, that there is some kind of subculture out there that people have chosen to join. The fact is that if it can happen to my family, it can happen to yours, and you won't get to choose. Whether it is genetic or whether something occurs during a critical time of fetal development, I don't know. I can only tell you with an absolute certainty that it is inborn.

If you want to tout your own morality, you'd best come up with something more substantive than your heterosexuality. You did nothing to earn it; it was given to you. If you disagree, I would be interested in hearing your story, because my own heterosexuality was a blessing I received with no effort whatsoever on my part. It is so woven into the very soul of me that nothing could ever change it. For those of you who reduce sexual orientation to a simple choice, a character issue, a bad habit or something that can be changed by a 10-step program, I'm puzzled. Are you saying that your own sexual orientation is nothing more than something you have chosen, that you could change it at will? If that's not the case, then why would you suggest that someone else can?

A popular theme in your letters is that Vermont has been infiltrated by outsiders. Both sides of my family have lived in Vermont for generations. I am heart and soul a Vermonter, so I'll thank you to stop saying that you are speaking for "true Vermonters."

You invoke the memory of the brave people who have fought on the battlefield for this great country, saying that they didn't give their lives so that the "homosexual agenda" could tear down the principles they died defending. My 83-year-old father fought in some of the most horrific battles of World War II, was wounded and awarded the Purple Heart.

He shakes his head in sadness at the life his grandson has had to live. He says he fought alongside homosexuals in those battles, that they did their part and bothered no one. One of his best friends in the service was gay, and he never knew it until the end, and when he did find out, it mattered not at all. That wasn't the measure of the man.

You religious folk just can't bear the thought that as my son emerges from the hell that was his childhood he might like to find a lifelong companion and have a measure of happiness. It offends your sensibilities
that he should request the right to visit that companion in the hospital, to make medical decisions for him or to benefit from tax laws governing inheritance.

How dare he? you say. These outrageous requests would threaten the very existence of your family, would undermine the sanctity of marriage. You use religion to abdicate your responsibility to be thinking human beings. There are vast numbers of religious people who find your attitudes repugnant. God is not for the privileged majority, and God knows my son has committed no sin.

The deep-thinking author of a letter to the April 12 Valley News who lectures about homosexual sin and tells us about "those of us who have been blessed with the benefits of a religious upbringing" asks: "What ever happened to the idea of striving . . . to be better human beings than we are?"

Indeed, sir, what ever happened to that? "

If you believe that homosexuals deserve the same rights as everyone else, repost this, and pray and thank god that there are people like this mother, cause without them, where would we be?

punkkewlboi23: sup hooker?
ipumpgasrealgood: not much
punkkewlboi23: same
ipumpgasrealgood: how're u?
ipumpgasrealgood: i'm tired of u tryin to steal
my corner btw
ipumpgasrealgood: i told our pimp
ipumpgasrealgood: he's mad
punkkewlboi23: hey any corner im on is mine
ipumpgasrealgood: i think he's gonna pull ur
hair n shit
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL

ipumpgasrealgood: *pokes u with a stick*
ipumpgasrealgood: *blinks*
ipumpgasrealgood: >.<
ipumpgasrealgood: *pees on u*
ipumpgasrealgood: *kicks u off the clilff*
MattC1983: now just hold on a damn minute
ipumpgasrealgood: cliff**
ipumpgasrealgood: ROFL
ipumpgasrealgood: *watches u crash into the ocean*
MattC1983: the poling with a stick....a lil far out but I'll go along with
it
ipumpgasrealgood: ::sharks swarm around u::
MattC1983: honey you started pissin and its all down hill from
there!
ipumpgasrealgood: lol
MattC1983: Im glad you think so highly of me
MattC1983: to go to all that trouble
MattC1983: for lil ole me
ipumpgasrealgood: *blinks*
ipumpgasrealgood: >.<
MattC1983: at least you stayed to watch
ipumpgasrealgood: /mourn matt
MattC1983: yes, do take a moment
ipumpgasrealgood: *pees off the cliff on u*
ipumpgasrealgood: *laughs*
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
MattC1983: TACKY
MattC1983: just had to ruin it
Jonathan222086: anyone want a big fat dick? PVT me
geocities.com/conor475
ipumpgasrealgood: lolololol
ipumpgasrealgood: awwww
ipumpgasrealgood: i wanna talk to javi
ipumpgasrealgood: :/
MattC1983: they told me to be more optimistic.....at least you didn't
set me on fire first
ipumpgasrealgood: oooh
ipumpgasrealgood: afk
ipumpgasrealgood: crap
ipumpgasrealgood: nm
MattC1983: NO NEED TO RETELL THE STORY
MattC1983: WE GET THE DRIFT
ipumpgasrealgood: he moved to OK....i don't remember his new #
ipumpgasrealgood: :(
ipumpgasrealgood: *saves u from the ocean*
ipumpgasrealgood: *beats sharks with the stick so they let go*
littlejoe14: hi room
ipumpgasrealgood: *pours oil on u and lights u on fire*
MattC1983: take a bag....im sure im in pieces
MattC1983: Jackass
ipumpgasrealgood: ROFL
ipumpgasrealgood: *smiles*
Longlegz: hi pianonight
ipumpgasrealgood: i beat u, cuz i care!
ipumpgasrealgood: ROFLMFAO
pianonight: hi guys
MattC1983: I filed suit cause Im a bitch!
ipumpgasrealgood: rofl

SmallNamedSucked26: hi guy
ipumpgasrealgood: hey
SmallNamedSucked26: hello
ipumpgasrealgood: hi?
ipumpgasrealgood: lol

# I support people who don’t pirate the ribbon symbol and plaster all over irrelavent "causes" YARR, matey!

ipumpgasrealgood: do u think this is how
nerds really cyber?
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: ROFLMFAO
evilmonkeyonamission: i hope not
ipumpgasrealgood: hahhaa
evilmonkeyonamission: boot my window
using the dos prompt baby
ipumpgasrealgood: mmmmm
evilmonkeyonamission: boot it from deep
inside my programming
evilmonkeyonamission: god yes
evilmonkeyonamission: lol
ipumpgasrealgood: c:\ipumpgasrealgood: ROFL

roedsa: whats up
ipumpgasrealgood: *nods*
roedsa: lookin to get into anything tonight
ipumpgasrealgood: *wishes u luck*

justme2907: hey bottom boy here lookinng
ipumpgasrealgood: /duel

White Test
Everyone has a little bit of cracker in them and im the man to prove it...heres how is goes
START with 0% and Add 5% for each thing you agree with or are capable of doing on the list. Then sign the list on the bottom with your percentages, copy, and repost as new bulletin to compare with your friends.

1. do you find yourself holding your pockets when black people come around?
2. have you ever ate out for every meal of the day
3.do you own any surfer or skateboarder clothes even though u don't surf or skateboard?
4. do you listen to rock and heavy metal?
5. do you like milk?
6. do you wear your shirt 3 sizes too small to show off your pecks or your gut if your fat?
7. do you own a pair of Vans that aren't slip ons?
8. do you have no ass (ladies) or a small...(guys)
9. do you refer to girls as chicks or broads?
10. do your dad and mom talk things over before making a major family decision?
11. do you often use the word dude?
12. do you think rodney king got what he deserved?
13. Were your ancestors slave owners?
14. Do u get grounded or time out when your bad?
15. do your pants grab your nuts and stay there?
16. do you have money even though u don't work?
17. do you like 7th heaven or the OC?
18. Jimmy Hendrix is still alive?
19. do you have at least one family member with a Masters or PhD?
20. are you a Republican?

John--5%
brianna~ 10% but wat girl doesnt watch th o.c. and i luv my vans so boo
Passion- 25% What can I say? Dude...That's Gnarly...:)
Zemma- 25% man this shit ain't accurate
aShLee~*~30%
pro~~ 50%!! lol
erin- 15%.... and i am white.... hehehe
sianna___45%...hmmm i got 50 on the black test....but im white
Ricardo - 85% haha and I'm not even white...lol
Ana - 35%
JAZZY~ 10% OMG BECKA
Jessica~ 10%
CRYSTAL~~35%
ADRIAN--25% and people say i act white!!!!!!
ERIC---20% NOT TOO BAD I GUESS
OSA---35%, PRETTY BALANCED
Chazz__30%
Alana....Wow...0% white wow thats really weird considerin i AM half white heheheh
marcus....0% im all black
Katie-55%
Brit~tany-dang all this time i thought i was black 35%
Kellye~Im 5%.....SHIT THE PHD SHIT KILLED ME.....FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenelle 45% OMG I'm white
Nani-20% BIATCH!!!
Sarah - 65%.........well damn......anyone coulda told u that!
Amanda - 25% wow, and i am white, what the hell? lol
Amanda-65% haha!!!
Brittni- 65% haha
Eddie-35%
Jessica- 35%
Jenneen-45%
Katerina -15%
daniel-35%
chelsea-80%
kathi-50%
Sherri~20%...shut up robert
Tay- 10%
casey-30%
ambular-50%.... wow I didn't think I was that white lol =)
Stevi~35%....k are u sure this shit is accurate lol :D
Vanessa-15% ima puerto rican what can i say???
Rick - 90% damnit!!!
Nate-- 80% this isnt accurate cause im str8 up GANSTA
Tim - I'm only 15% white, fools...
Jimmy - 20%

1. Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?
Neither... You don't give people with ADHD sugar... LOL

2. How many states have you lived in for more than 6
months?
2, MI and TN

3. Do you have anything against inter-racial dating?
Nope, except I wouldn't date outside my own race, personally... well, possibly some Javi action, but that'z about all... ROFL j/k

4.Whats the longest u've been w/ out showering?
omg.... a week?

5. Do you believe in reincarnation?
Doubtful, but if reincarnation exists... I wanna come back as a human... LOL

6. What is your favorite store for clothes?
Aeropostale

7. How would you rate your last BF/GF from one to ten?
10 :)

8. Pool or Darts?
Pool, it'z all about teasing Jennifer with my body so she misses her shots... oh... and getting better the drunker i get, while everyone else starts to suck more and more the drunker they get ("YAY! I WIN AGAIN!" LOL)

9. What's the first things that comes to your mind when you hear the name Ricky Martin?
Cinna-bon-bon, Cinna-bon-bon... Don't ask...

10. Would you rather eat dog shit or eat the dog?
I would rather starve

11. How often do you floss your teeth?
Every couple of days

12. Who is the last person who left a comment on your page and what does it mean?
MySpace=Javier, he has friends in need of drama management classes... Blog=Melanie, I told her that her boyfriend's kid was a pimp playa, after ice cream money. LOL

13. Girls: Tanning Bed or Natural Sun?
I'm not a girl, but I was just talking about this the other day to Jeff... Why pay for a tan when u can just go swimming and get one for free? --Plus it'z more fun that way! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! SWIMMING!!!!!!!

14. What is EMO?
emo is that really depressing music... It'z also a style too... Kind of the natural progression of goth... U know... The same way that disco turned into techno...

15. What ever happened to the fat kid from Goonies?
He grew up....

16. What is the last thing you consumed?
Sausage egg muffin, hash browns and LOTS AND LOTS of orange juice LOL

17. If someone were to offer you an illegal substance, how would you react?
I dunno... Not negatively. Most likely I'd just say, "no thanks..." *shrug* Unless it was crack... Then I'd look at them like they were fucking retarded... and if it was meth, I'd give them a long ass lecture about how Tina brings drama everywhere she goes.... oh yea... and makes u crazy and slowly kills you... u know, fun stuff! ;)

18. Floyd or Zeppelin?
Neither

19. How many times have you been pulled over?
Never, and YES, I did used to drive alot, so it counts....

20. Could you make it in solitary confinement for a week?
Sure, I could always masturbate.... ROFLMFAO

21. Favorite Quote:
"People need your love the most when they appear to deserve it the least."

22. Who's the last person who yelled at you and why?
Jeff... cuz I was yelling at him... (no cigarettes for 2 days... LOL)

23. Would you clone yourself?
Yeh, and I'd fuck it too! LOL (It'z only masturbation....)

24. How many people do you think are having sex right now?
*shrug* wtf?

25. Name three things that you would see if you opened your refrigerator right now?.
hot dogs, carrots, celery

26. Soda or pop?
Pop, or coke... (I don't drink it tho.... only drink non-carbonated stuff... like fruit juice, kool-aide, gatorade, lemonade, anything with -ade... LOL Limeade! LOL water! mmmm water!)

27. Did you like Limp Bizkit?
Yea

28. What will be the next thing you spend money on?
Beer... big surprise there... LOL

29. What do you think a good size penis length is?
My length... oh wait... that might be a lil too much dick... *shrug* LOLOLOL *looks at Jennifer* I'm HUGE!!! *throws arms out*

30. Who's the last person you called long distance?
Naveen, in the U.K.

31. Admit it... you LOVED Vanilla Ice when he first came out! Yes?
I don't remember really. I think I only listened to his song in that one al yankovich polka song... Polka Your Eyes Out?

32. How many times have you been to the doctor in the past year?
None... Haven't even gotten sick in 4 years...

33. Is it true that blondes have more fun?
No, I think everyone just *thinks* they're having more fun, cuz they don't know what'z going on half the time so they just giggle and smile... LOL

34. Is it easier to dump someone or be dumped?
easier to dump them, cuz they always deserve it.... Seriously... LOL

35. If you could be on any existing reality TV show, what would it be?
The Real Gilligan's Island, cuz those bitches can't swim worth shit...

36. Which of the 7 dwarfs would you be?
Pokey... he was the 8th dwarf. They took him out of the 'G' version... LOL

37. If Santa really existed, what would you ask for this year?
College Tuition.... OOOOOH! and a PONY!

38. What do you like on your pizza?
Pepperoni, mushroom, black olives

39. George Bush can....
blame his fart on terrorists and get away with it

40. Who is the last person you saw from MySpace?
Jeff... HAHA! I live with him! LOL

41. What is your favorite vegetable?
Spinach (that'z the best snack in the world... a can of Del Monte spinach... mmmmm.... *rubs tummy*)

IFILM - Viral Videos: Blind Date with a Crackwhore

ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS WAIT FOR THE POLICE!!! ROFLMFAO

This happened to Nate from the local Murfreesboro band,44vegas just the other nite. Pretty insane!

Just think... all she had to do was wait for the police... *sigh* Stupid people annoy me!

Yea, but this is how he told the story:

"I figured I'd share some crazy news with you guys - this happened just a few days ago - the night of the last show...

So... 44 Vegas is playing a show last Saturday night in Nashville... Walter goes to turn into the parking lot and this lady passed him on the left and smashes into his car... So they pull in the parking lot and start doing normal "post accident" stuff. I call the police. Walter calls the police. The lady ends up telling Walter that she doesn't have insurance ...

Next thing you know she says that she's not waiting for the police and gets in and starts her car. So we stand in front of her car to stop her from driving off... which works for a second. Next thing you know she hits the gas, I fly up onto her hood and hang on for dear life... She drives for 3 miles with me on the hood hitting speeds of like 45 mph and not stopping at all... We cross the Shelby Street bridge and I manage to get one heck-of-a grip on the car hood and I've planted my feet and she can't shake me off... Yes, she actually started swerving back and forth...

I'm wondering what she's thinking, and how will I get back, and where we were going, and all kinds of crazy stuff. I realize I'm in a bit of a situation and need to get off without getting hurt...

Once I've got a good hold I whip out my cell phone and call the police. "You gotta help me - I'm on top of a car and we just crossed the Shelby Street Bridge" I say... "WHAT?" the guy says back... now that I look at it - it is funnier... So I'm on the phone with the cops, I look over and see Keith (owner of club we played at) driving next to this psycho... He's yelling out the window to me and then the lady tries to hit him! I look up and see the police helicopter's spotlight pointed towards the car - just like in a movie or something... She whips down Interstate Drive and drives through a gas station because the light was red... People are looking and pointing - I'm just wishing she'd stop...

Anyways, I jump off the car the next chance I get (she had stopped for the light) and I got into the car with Keith and we finished chasing her down - armed with me on the cell phone with the cops... Yelling out every street we crossed and turns we made... "She's going for the interstate - no she's not - she turned right on main... etc...

TWELVE cop cars surround her with us right behind her near a Mapco station ... I end up spending almost 2.5 hours dealing with the police and going to Metro Night Court to press charges... She got a $30,000 bail... it was insanity.

The best part was driving back over and walking in - finish setting up my drums (thanks fellow band members!) and play the show. ROCK N ROLL! Never say die!

A night I'll never forget.... That's for sure...

ROCK ON!
Nate"

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