Andrea




7/29/2005 8:25:00 PM

You meet your soulmate. However there is a catch: Every three years someone will break your soulmate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear- for the rest of your life- sound as if its being performed by the band Alice in Chains. If you see Radiohead live, every one of their tunes will sound like its being covered by Alice in Chains. When you hear a commercial jingle on TV, it will sound like Alice in Chains; if you sing to yourself in the shower, your voice will sound like deceased Alice vocalist Layne Staley performing a capella (but it will only sound this way to you)
Would you swallow the pill?


frighteningly enough, I don't think I would.