"Rita is supposed to make landfall in Texas, which is good for Barbara Bush because she can insult survivors closer to home."

— Bill Maher, HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher

Awww.. I like this: http://crap.jinwicked.com/?comic=77

Oh, and if these stupid comment spammers continue, I'm gonna turn off the comments :P

BLOGGER SPAM?! WTF?! That'z fuckin' insane! These people need to get a life.... Now our comments are going to be spammed?!

*starts making unintelligible noises out of anger*

Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
Roger better watch out... One day Karma's gonna come back and haunt his ass...

drooler605: his mom was a really aggressive dog
marcusprime1974: ahhhh
drooler605: his whole family is a bunch of bitches!
marcusprime1974: well, smip it now
drooler605: well...the females at least
marcusprime1974: snip
drooler605: *snickers*

drooler605: ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOUR OR PERISH AND SUFFER ETERNAL TORMENT IN THE NEVER DYING FLAMES OF HELL!.....faggot....
drooler605: ROFLMFAO j/k
drooler605: Let'z fuck! LOLOLOL

ROFLMFAO.... O..M...F....G.....:

Justin: My favorite part about having a vagina is
menstruating...  Sometimes when I'm putting in my tampon, I look at the little string hanging out and pretend it's a mouse's tail. 
I run out of the bathroom naked and yell, "Help! Help! There's a mouse in my vagina!"

Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
u never described him as ur mexican lover b4
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
J4v13r says:
lol he's not my lover he's my stalker >_<
J4v13r says:
lol
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
J4v13r says:
he called my freaking manager at 10am and asked her when do i work
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
lover, stalker...the line is so thin...
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
J4v13r says:
and my managers all i cant give u that info
J4v13r says:
lmao!!

*waves to xraverboi* :) How'z ur momma 'n them?

hehe... Double entendre....:

TNFIRERESCUE_05: hello good looking
ipumpgasrealgood: hey
TNFIRERESCUE_05: sup?
ipumpgasrealgood: not much
TNFIRERESCUE_05: sounds like fun cuz i am
doing the same
TNFIRERESCUE_05: srry if i seem like a
smart ass cuz im really not
ipumpgasrealgood: no it'z okay
ipumpgasrealgood: that wasn't smart at all
ipumpgasrealgood: :)