drooler605: Weather Channel Announcer: "Erin's going swimming at the lake today... There is a flash flood warning for the following counties..."
javi3r0072: theres like ppl with holes watering her down while she squirms in the pool "dont worry girl we'll get u back into the ocean"... ON THE NEWS HURRICANE CATRINA WASHED UP KILLER WHALE INTO A SWIMMING POOL...wait...WE HAVE WORD THE WHALES NAEM IS ERIN...oh wait...whats this....ITS CONFIRMED THAT SHE'S a....R U FUCKING KIDDING ME!?...*looks at the news ppl*...its a women stuck ina pool
javi3r0072: lmao
javi3r0072: didnt mean to alert u folks
javi3r0072: lol
drooler605: ROFLMFAO OMFG! that'z good

javi3r0072: ok so..how r u gonna try and impress me
drooler605: well...first, i thought I'd grab my crotch and spit on ur eye... then I thought I'd play some football with u and step on ur head and shove it in the mud
drooler605: then i thought I'd...
drooler605: shhhh...tryin to think of something
drooler605: throw my feces at u like some kinda AIDS infested remus monkey
drooler605: yea...that sounds hawt
drooler605: i'm proud of that
drooler605: ROFL
javi3r0072: LMAO!!
javi3r0072: omg...
javi3r0072: ur kidding right?
javi3r0072: lmao
drooler605: ROFL
drooler605: do u want me to be?
drooler605: LOL j/k
drooler605: yea
javi3r0072: lmao!!
javi3r0072: *smiles*
drooler605: unless u like that
drooler605: it'z all about u baby
drooler605: it'z UR vacation