Saturday, January 31, 2004

Contrast
Dark shadow. Something has drawn you into darkness
in the past, and you're now trying to get out
of it. The darkness is already inside you, and
getting it out will be hard, but if you try,
maybe one day you can be who you want to be
again. Don't give in!!!


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Coolkid25P: hi
Coolkid25P: how are you doing
Drooler55: good
Coolkid25P: cool
Coolkid25P: same here
Coolkid25P: i feel good
Drooler55: DRUGGY!!!
Drooler55: LOL
j/k
Drooler55: OMG LOLOLOLOLOL
Drooler55: that amused me
Drooler55: LOL
Coolkid25P: and thats where your wrong
Drooler55: ROFLMFAO
Drooler55: i don't care
Drooler55: that was funny
Drooler55: LOL
Coolkid25P: i dont do drugs
Drooler55: LOL

ipumpgasrealgood: grrrrr fuckin' cloak n dagger shit
ipumpgasrealgood: im me at this name
ipumpgasrealgood: email me at this name
ipumpgasrealgood: then i'll know it's u so we can talk on this name
ipumpgasrealgood: FUCKERS!!! lol

Ok... Check this out... Apparently I was on some hottie list on someone I know's site. I had no idea. I was on like the top 8. Someone I didn't know just informed me of this online. OMG WTF, dude?! I'm like so flattered! despite the fact of me being taken off the list.... Not that I deserve such things, but I'm never talking to anyone online... It's a curse--ADHD makes you stray too much and I seem shadey online. I can't help it. I just don't sign on much NEmore.... at least not while there are bugs in the backyard! LOL

Just thought that would be kewl to mention! OMG I was rated as sumpthin' god dammit! RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!! LOL I'm sexy dammit! Stay kewl quanic! Maybe I'll see the list again hehe

Friday, January 30, 2004

Almost didn't realize that today was Fri. EEEEEK! Gotta get the game going!

Just in case you didn't pick up on it, Dawn. Giant miniature space hamsters comes from Baldur's Gate. hehe. Minse has a miniature giant space hamster named Boo. He talks to it and thinks it responds... Sometimes, it's hard to tell whether dude is crazy or if the thing is actually talking. My favorite is when u click his inventory to try to take it away. It goes, "squeak!", but it's not just any squeak, it actually sounds like a recording of someone saying, "squeak!" only it's sped up really fast and the pitch is shot up so it'll sound like a hamster LOL cracks me up everytime.

"GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! GO FOR THE EYES!" Thunk Thoughts

Thursday, January 29, 2004

Now, I have seen it all... *looks scared*: MSNBC - Break-dancers perform for the pope

Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Perfection is an artform which is so easily created with my presence... :)

This is my profile on gay.com... Ah yes, soon no one will talk to me! hehe
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Pumped like a Nike!

ipumpgasrealgood | Nashville | 23 | 6'1" | 172 lbs



(Pic with Christmas Lights)


Christmas lights r kewl!


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The Basics


Member name:
ipumpgasrealgood

Location:
Nashville

Age: 23

Ethnicity:
White/European
I'm 3rd generation american from Palermo, Sicily.

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 172 lbs

Sex: Male

Sexuality: Gay

I'm looking for:
Men

I'm looking for:
Friendship
Conversation
(Nothing else, sadly :))

How "Out" are you?:
Totally

Mannerisms:
Masculine/Butch






The Vitals

Personality:
Funny, Intellectual, Introverted, Loving, Romantic

Best attribute:
Intelligence, Face, Heart, Personality, Sense of humor

HIV:
HIV-

Politics:
Avoid politics

Smoke:
Quitting

Alcohol:
Drink lots

Relationship status:
Single
What's a serial monogamist? "Can't....stop....dating...only....one....person! AAAAHHH!!!" hmmm (or is it someone who dates many people monogamously at the same time? hehe oxymoron)

Build:
Average

Tattoos:
None

Piercings:
No

Languages spoken:
English, French
I'm losing my french :( No one to speak to



Other vices:
I'm drunk right now! LOL j/k





Interests:

Activities:
Books/Reading, Camping/Outdoors, Cars, Computers, Travel
I'm obsessed with Jeeps. If a Jeep drives by, don't be surprised if I forget you are talking hehe. Especially, red jeeps with a tan cloth top and tan cloth interior, preferably auto--even if it is bad on the 4x4. Oh yes, one day, she will be mine.... She will be mine...


Entertainment:
Computer games, Dancing, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, Gambling, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater arts
I like to spin around until I fall on my ass and my cats look at me like I'm crazy... Good times, good times.


Health, sports, and fitness:
American football, Baseball/Softball, Basketball, Biking, Billiards/Pool, Extreme sports, Hiking, Hockey, Running, Sailing/Boating, Skateboarding, Snowboarding, Soccer/Football, Swimming, Walking
Um... I like climbing trees, building snow forts and having snowball fights, cuz it'z like sick n stuff. O_o


Home and Family:
Cooking, Entertaining, Pets


Scene:
Club kid, Jock, Outdoorsy, Suburban


More about me:
Hey, if ya see me on, don't be afraid to say "whazzup?"...for don't bite. --But if all ya want is sex, cyber, or any form of the above, I could probably do much better than you. Have a bad day! :)





For Adults Only

"I'm str8...leave me alone!" LOL Have u heard this alot? If so, then ur not right for me...move on!

I prefer to be:
Switch/Versatile
Altho, I do lean towards topping ur mom.


Things I'm into:

Your mom.


Endowment/Dimensions:

Nunya!


Toys:

Your mom has some kewl toys... Think she confiscated them from you when u were a kid.


Facial Hair:
None


In My Own Words
Your mom is soooo hott!!!!!!!!!!1!

Tuesday, January 27, 2004

ROFLMFAO, I went on gay.com for a sec, just to see if anyone played myth 1, 2, or 3--cuz I'm bored out of my mind. (still haven't gotten around to it) Well, I decided it would be fun to change my profile before I went on, which it has been, but then I saw what I wrote under the adult profile topic. ROFL I don't know where the fuck this came from or when I wrote it, but it just made me start laughing. It says:

My adult headline
This will be displayed at the top of the Adult section of your profile. Make it provocative!

And then in the window I wrote:

"I'm str8...leave me alone!" LOL Have u heard this alot? If so, then ur not right for me...move on!

ROFL, wtf?! I don't remember writing that LOL That just cracked me up! I'm going to leave it there. Maybe add some stuff about people's moms or something hehe.

Sunday, January 25, 2004

Bah, My internet is dying..... It's going soooo slooooooowwww.... *dies* That means I'll have to actually get up and do something. :)

What do you guys think about this story? It's a UK teenage boy that wants to have a child, but also wants to have a sex change operation to become a woman. He hopes to freeze his sperm and later fertilize an egg of a surrogate mother. A spokesman for the Roman Catholic Church in Scotland is condemning the planned sex change and the freezing of his sperm saying it's wrong and that there are thousands of people waiting many months for other operations, so he should not be allowed. I read it as a boy, who wishes to live his life as a woman, yet still wants to have children. They are trying to deny him not only the sex change, but of his right to have a child. I bet that if he didn't want the sex change, the Roman Catholic Church would have no problem with allowing him to have his sperm frozen for a surrogate mother. They don't want a transgender to have a child, that is all. I realize the concern about the child's psyche, but I would also take note to the fact that this may be a better alternative than daddy suddenly becoming a mommy, instead of just having always been mum. Every human is allowed the right to bear children. I don't know, maybe it'z just gay drama :P LOL. Read about it here (Mogenic - Gay and Lesbian Youth Magazine - News and Current Events) and post your thoughts on the message board. I would like to see what you think about it.

Friday, January 23, 2004

This is a pretty funny mistake: MSNBC - Magazine sorry for sending hikers�to the edge

Thursday, January 22, 2004

I'm hungry! Are you hungry? I'm hungry! Mmmmmm.... Pizza!

*sighs uncontrollably*

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GOD BLESS MY PENIS!!!Thunk Thoughts

Tuesday, January 20, 2004

Sony'z comin' out with a new XP for EQ, and guess what? They found ANOTHER lost continent!!! How fuckin' dumb are the people of Norrath to misplace 3 continents and the ancient gateway to the moon. How many times can they use the same storyline to explain the new zones? And why is it that all the lost cities just explode in some huge settlement larger than most established cities from the original, never-have-been-lost-before continent--already populated almost exclusively with the races that forgot the continent existed!? Somebody needs someone to work on creativity and continuity on Sony's part; because, obviously, the multimillion dollar corporation doesn't have the man-power to come up with a plausible story for themselves. I think the worst part about this all was that all the many thousands of people who adventure or live on the moon, never looked up in the sky and saw the damn continent on the planet... That'z just sad! :P

Saturday, January 17, 2004

Maybe I went a lil overboard with my blog today... :D Oh well, it'z all for you baby! Soak it up like a cracker during hazing week! hehe

My inner child is sixteen years old today

My inner child is sixteen years old!


Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.


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Further proof that Dawn and I should write South Park episodes:

Bad Puppy says:
the ohio shooting story on people riding on the highway has the reporter sitting in a car ROFLMFAO
El Chupacabra says:
LOLOL
Bad Puppy says:
i think it's a kid
Bad Puppy says:
seems dumb
Bad Puppy says:
and the fact that he shot at an elementary school
Bad Puppy says:
prob a middle schooler or a high schooler
Bad Puppy says:
and shooting at highway travelers
El Chupacabra says:
He's killed someone tho
Bad Puppy says:
cuz i'm so smart
Bad Puppy says:
hehe
Bad Puppy says:
i know
El Chupacabra says:
ROFL
Bad Puppy says:
it's like spitting off a bridge
Bad Puppy says:
but more dangerous
El Chupacabra says:
ROFL
El Chupacabra says:
That
El Chupacabra says:
**that's what I think. Just some kid having fun and it got out of control
Bad Puppy says:
he prob didn't know he could shoot someone
El Chupacabra says:
Ya,
Bad Puppy says:
probably has a friend that went with him
Bad Puppy says:
he continues to make his friend go with him, just to make sure he isn't telling on him, after they found out they shot someone
Bad Puppy says:
(prob thought the car would block the shot, cuz of the metal)
El Chupacabra says:
That would be fucked up dude. You think it's 2 ppl?
Bad Puppy says:
yea
Bad Puppy says:
2 kids
Bad Puppy says:
i have no basis behind it
Bad Puppy says:
just seems to make sense
Bad Puppy says:
they saw stuff about snipers in DC
Bad Puppy says:
slowly their minds festered within their moms' basements and they came up with their plan
Bad Puppy says:
the original reason was because they didn't get the playstation game they wanted for christmas last year
El Chupacabra says:
Ehm...
Bad Puppy says:
but then after time it grew to be more than just that... The whole situation was spinning out of control!
El Chupacabra says:
All b'c they wanted to play Shawn Palmer's snowboarding game
Bad Puppy says:
LMFAO
Bad Puppy says:
yea!

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Non, rien de rien, non je ne regrette rien,
Ni le bien qu’on m’a fait, ni le mal, tout ça m’est bien égal.
Non, rien de rien, non je ne regrette rien.
C’est pay? balay? oubli? je me fous de pass?

Avec mes souvenirs, j’ai allum?le feu,
Mes chagrins, mes plaisirs, je n’ai plus besoin d’eux.
Balayés mes amours avec leurs trémolos,
Balayés pour toujours, je repars ?zéro.

Non, rien de rien, non je ne regrette rien,
Ni le bien qu’on m’a fait, ni le mal, tout ça m’est bien égal.
Non, rien de rien, non je ne regrette rien.
C’est pay? balay? oubli? je me fous de pass?

Car ma vie, car mes joies, aujourd’hui, ça commence avec toi!

--Edith Piaf

Dawn.... You may have "STOLECO!", but I have PENIS!!!! MUAHAHAHAH! ((Vaaaagiiiiiiinaaaaaa....))





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It's funny, cuz it'z true!!!

Why don't we call GLBT something else instead? How about GayBLT? That's more fun to say, anyways--and it's easier to remember. :)

You might have to pause on all the screens to read it all and get a good look at the pictures.

This is kewl. Thanx Jeff and Steven. 030811-hubble.swf

This is why I want to go into astronomy and astrophysics. Maybe even astrobiology, if the need for it ever arises.

Friday, January 16, 2004

Look at who comes up instead of the definition: UrbanDictionary.com/jizz queen

Saw this definition on Urban Dictionary. LOL:
felching
8 votes

the act of devouring fabulously delicious man-chowder out of your parnter(s)' luscious poop-factory, and then smearing it violently in your partner(s)' face(s) and/or on his/her/their balls.

"hey Danny, wasn't that cool when I felched my own man-chowder out of your asshole and then called my mom when it was still all over my moustache?"
"yeah billy, I love AIDS in the moustache."


UrbanDictionary.com/felching

That is sooo fuckin' nasty! LOL *pukes*

Thursday, January 15, 2004

GreenEyedKracker: DON'T romanticize the net. It's not the place to look for love and happiness (although it is possible). It is an excellent source of information....how sound? Well, that's debatable. And contrary to popular belief the Dalai Lama isn't live on cam giving directions to life's meaning, happiness and fulfillment. I haven't found my soul mate.
GreenEyedKracker: hmmm that's on the jeff guys site
Drooler55: yea
Drooler55: heh
Drooler55: it's something a friend of his wrote
Drooler55: something bad happened or sumpthin'...dunno
Drooler55: LOL

GreenEyedKracker: he ur roomie
Drooler55: Reminds me of those songs they used to play where the guy just talked, telling u not to double dip ur chip in the salsa cuz of herpes or something, and don't have sex at prom

Wednesday, January 14, 2004

I think I have archives now, but they prob won't show up till something gets archived... *shrug* I'm going on trail & error...

Thunk Thoughts <----How about this kick in the pants? I had no idea that someone had written enuff poetry about me to make a whole section of poetry. WOW! I thought I only had one piece about me and it's depressing. It's called Hell and High water (Read It Here! It's the 2nd one down.), and that one's a little depressing. Altho, I would've named it, "Shhhh! THERE'S BUGS IN THE HOUSE!" ROFLMFAO

I hope the rest are of better things than that was. I'm still a lil taken aback by having more than one poem about me. Didn't realize I influenced so much literature :P LOL

Friday, January 02, 2004

Hope you guys had fun over the holidays :) Happy New Year!