*drop kicks IE in the temple*

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I found this completely by accident.

Albino Blacksheep - www.albinoblacksheep.com: "Origninally posted on ABS:

norton: Posted Jan 15 2004, 10:57 AM:
[ed. Sners - Originally this was one big run-on sentence.]
Out of pure boredom, and yet again the influence outside forces, here I am sending a PM to you for my usual reason of none at all. So right, with no real reason you would think it's sort of going to end here. Well, it's not, and why? Why indeed... erm.. Well, I'm in love... Yes, that's right. Love. Unexpected for me really considering the pointless age I've managed to drag myself to, but there you go... the target of my affection? Well, it's like this:
There I was, walking quietly around the park, swinging the lead, as I'm known to do on nothing days as this was. Anyway, there's this swing that as a girl I would frolic under as the big boys swung overhead... Anyway, I digress. There she was, swinging on this swing... I say swinging - it was more a drag as her arms being a full 6 metres long were scraping on the floor. Anyway (again), I walked over and asked if she wanted a push. She grunted what I assumed was a yes and gave her an almighty push... 'Weeeeeeee', she screamed, as her body, and indeed all of her left the swing and landed in an ice-cream van killing both her and Mario the ice-cream man (who I later found out changed his name from Kevin in 1984 in homage to Donkey Kong).. An ambulance arrived and out walked the sexiest nurse I've ever seen. No wooden legs, no disabilities of any kind as I no longer class no arms as a disability... Anyway (yet again), she looked over at me and smiled her toothless smile and I smiled back... So, I'm dancing on air... albeit in prison, but I'm dancing... and when i get out she's mine, Oh yes... she said she would wait for me... Young love. Oh yes. "

Kat this one is especially for you LOL You are the only one who'll get this one:

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Make ur own movies off Fanta Shokata and send them to me LOL

hehe I have no life!

Don't watch drum machine on acid, that'z all I have to say :P

Albino Blacksheep - Flash / Drum Machine Right click the link and open in a new window, it'z too big (hmmm...i seem to hear that alot....)

You can't help but to laugh at her LOL. I love this commercial LOL:

Albino Blacksheep - Video / Toyota Tacoma: Girlfriend

Tell me what'z funny about this page LOL:

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Albino Blacksheep - Flash / Kozo - The Thong Song

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ipumpgasrealgood: No wonder he's so pissed off at the world! His name is Agnes!

The president has thrown his support behind an attempt to write discrimination into the Constitution and to deny protections for LGBT [Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgendered] families."

Peoria, Ill.: Peter Sprigg stated in the previous exchange that the amendment is necessary because "The role of marriage in bringing together men and women for the natural reproduction of the human race and for raising the children of their unions to maturity in a mother-father household is central to the PUBLIC purpose of marriage." This makes no sense to me as it would mean no single parents or male-male or female-female parenting situations. Am I missing something?

Praveen Fernandes: I absolutely agree with you. Such a simple conception of marriage denies the reality that our government permits marriages that do not result in children. Thus, infertile couples are permitted to marry; postmenapausal women are permitted to marry.

College Park, Md.: It seems like the fundamental logical difference between the arguments of people who are for and against homosexual marriage lies in the definition of marriage itself. How would you defend homosexual marriage to those who think of marriage as a union for the purpose of procreation, rather than a union for the purpose of love between two people?

Praveen Fernandes: I think that I touched upon this question in my response to another question. For those who see marriage as solely for purposes of procreation, I would ask whether they support denial of marriage licenses to infertile couples or to post-menapausal women. The truth is that marriage serves many purposes, not simply procreation. Our legal system seems to recognize this. Further, it is important to point out that LGBT have children and healthy families. These families are sometimes created used assisted reproductive technologies (the same fertility technologies used by heterosexual couples who have trouble conceiving children) and are sometimes created through adoption.

Boston, Mass.: To stop this amendment, we need either 34 Senators or 13 statehouses. Is this realistic? I think 14 or 15 Senators voted against DOMA and we could pick up a many more on the grounds that this is an AMENDMENT, and because it would actually strip away rights from couples in Vermont (and soon, Mass.) who complied with the laws of their states.

Praveen Fernandes: I hope that this is realistic. We have certainly spoken with a good number of Senators who believe in the sanctity of the constitution and who would oppose an attempt to use the constitutional amendment process in an unprecedented way to deny rights to a group of Americans. (The amendment process has never been used to do this!!!) I think you are right that more individuals would (hopefully) oppose a Constitutional amendment than would oppose a statute like DOMA. Your last point is critical, too---I think that Members of Congress are realizing that the amendment's language could strip rights whether or not they are connected with formal "marriage" status. The amendment's vague "legal incidents" language could render unenforceable the protections that civil unions and piece-meal benefits legislation afford LGBT couples.

Read the whole thing here:
Gay Marriage Amendment (washingtonpost.com): "The president has thrown his support behind an attempt to write discrimination into the Constitution and to deny protections for LGBT [Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgendered] families.' "

I think a major point in that last statement I copied was that the constitution was never used (nor was it created) to discriminate and take rights away. Read it yourself or read what I posted below, when I brought the Constitution into discussion. The only thing that was ever taken away was alcohol. That'z not a basic civil right, but do u see the Constitution saying that such-and-such person cannot drink? NO! That'z not the purpose of the constitution.... Bah! My head hurts by the ignorance of today's society. Maybe, someday, we could all just stop the discrimination. Who's next after gays? Heterosexual couples not planning on children? (*GASP* What an atrocity! Those sickos! hehe)

I did the test again to see what it said. It's weird, it seems to actually be hitting me right, no matter when I take it:

Extroverted (E) 51.52% Introverted (I) 48.48% Imaginative (N) 63.33% Realistic (S) 36.67% Emotional (F) 55.56% Intellectual (T) 44.44% Easygoing (P) 69.23% Organized (J) 30.77% Your type is: ENFP You are an Inspirer, possible professions include - conference planner, speech pathologist, HR development trainer, ombudsman, clergy, journalist, newscaster, career counselor, housing director, character actor, marketing consultant, musician/composer, artist, information-graphics designer, human resource manager, merchandise planner, advertising account manager, dietitian/nutritionist, speech pathologist, massage therapist, editor/art director.

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If you notice I'm almost exactly the same (I don't remember the exact percentages), but I've changed to just *slightly* extroverted. Which is true hehe. I'm noticing big differences in how I act (mainly being more extroverted). It all stems from the fact that I felt guilty for hating people that deserved hate :P Now I don't LOL

I can be the good guy and still not like you! :P LOL

hehe, I'm multi-taskable!!!

This is my favorite flash movie ever: End Of World - Interesting view on how the world will end. Flash Animation

WATCH MY LATTE!!!

Dawn, does this link make you want to snowboard too? ROFLMFAO!!!1!

There's lots of clickies today and yesterday, i didn't label them too well, and the links are the same color as the normal text. Don't miss the one called "ROFLMFAO" It's sooo funny!

Albino Blacksheep - Flash / Super Mario Blitz

My grandpa is the KING of all Mario Bros. Games. He knows every secret LOL It's so fuckin' kewl to watch him play thru levelz, he just flies thru them like their nothing. I remember trying to open up all of the starworld with him to open up the next world hehe. Yes, the gamer gene is in the blood. My dad is the same way, he's the one that introduced me to video games when I was 1 yr. old (his favorite game right now is Battlefield 1942). They tell me that I was really playing and not just hitting buttons. ((They even took pictures of me LOL I'm sitting there in a diaper and playing Intellivision)).

I wonder if my grandpa has a computer--it'd be fun to play games with him again, since I moved so far away... We should all three generations join up in a 1942 game and whoop some iraqi ass!!! LOL

Albino Blacksheep - Flash / Mario Twins

Albino Blacksheep - Flash / Super Console Wars - Episode IV: The Gamepire Strikes Gold

We Like The Moon - the Spongmonkeys try and cash in on the kittens' success - By Joel Veitch rathergood.com, song by Joel and Alex Veitch

ROFLMFAO

This is for you, Dawn. LOL

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((Sad to see what all the discrimination does to the people involved...))

From: Morpheus81465 Sent: 2/17/2004 12:23 PM
We live in a society where the people of America are more interested in Janet Jackson's exposed boob than in a $4 Trillion deficit.
We live in a society where we have to stand up and be counted if we ever want our right to love whomever we love.
We live in a society where hiding in back hallways gets us nothing but standing in the forefront stating louly and emphatically that we are here and we should be heard and acknowledged is where we will find equality.
You don't understand how easy it is to be out of the closet? It's not! But it is a hell of a lot more courageous than hiding who you are!
You know your rights? You obviously don't! You don't have any rights! You are keeping htem out while you hide under your rock! Don't worry, the real warriors are here and we will defend your right to Free Speech, Free Expression and we will firght for your right to say "I love you" to the man of your dreams while you cower in your little security blanket and hide in fear that the big bad boogey man is going to beat you up.

I am not old enough to remember Stonewall but I know the stories, those were very brave people.
I don't remember Harvey Milk, but he was a brave man.
I do remember the gay bashings of the '80s and how when we went to the police we wre chastised for being gay. We deserved the beatings.
Matthew Shepherd died because he loved differently than what what the main stream allows.
I remember when HIV and AIDS made their ugly faces known and I remember the fear that surrounded it but we fought to find ways to love one another and we watched good people, real men, warriors DIE.
All of this is so that you can hide in your pathetic little closets and cry that the big, bad, mean world is going to hurt you.

I was 25 when I came out but that was a different time. Back then, we had something to fear.
So you go and cry yourself to sleep while the big dogs come out and play.

As I write this, there is a court in San Francisco trying to determine whether or not to allow the marraige certificates that several gay couples are using to get married should be validated. In NJ, there are several court cases trying to determine whether or not to validate civil union. You want your rights and you want your freedoms but you don't want to fight for them.


You don't understand how people can come out of the closet? Courage! I don't understand how they can hide in fear!


From: GEMINI20043 Sent: 2/18/2004 4:35 AM
YEAH YOU LIVED IN A DIFFERENT TIME. BUT ITS NO DIFFERENT THAN NOW. THINGS
SEEM TO GET WORSE. IM NOT IN THE CLOSET. BUT I DONT THINK THAT PEOPLE WHO
ARE IN THE CLOSET ARE AFRAID OF BEING HURT. THEY ARE AFRAID TO LOSE. LOSE
WHAT? I DONT KNOW. THERE ARE DIFFERENT SITUATIONS. BUT FOR YOU TO SEND THIS
TO ALL THE PEOPLE IN THIS GROUP IS JUST BEING HYPOCRITICAL. YOU ARE
BASICALLY BASHING PEOPLE FOR NOT COMING OUT. SO YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THE
PEOPLE WHO OPPOSE OUR FEELINGS. YOUR NOT THE BIENG PART OF THE SOLUTION YOUR
PART OF THE PROBLEM. YEAH ITS GREAT THAT YOU ARE FIGHTIN FOR YOUR RIGHTS.
DONT GET MIXED UP ON TRYIN TO GET OTHER HOMOSEXUALS TO FIGHT WHEN THEY DONT
FEEL ITS THEIR TIME YET. SO YEAH JUST BE HAPPY THAT YOUR PART OF A
REVOLUTION THAT IS LONG OVER DO.

-OSCAR

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From: Morpheus81465 Sent: 2/18/2004 1:48 PM
I admit that coming out is hard but you have nothing to be afraid of unless you are 16 years old and you are afraid that your parents are going to disown you (and even then there are resources to help) or you are in the military.

If you are in the closet, you are not being counted on the Census.
Chances are, you are fighting on the side of the fundamentalists who would have us all burned at the stake.
Have you ever heard of Rev. John Phelps? He and his family/congregation picketed Matthew Shepherds funeral with signs stating, "God hates fags" and Matthew Shepherd deserves what he got."
He has a right to say these things and do these things, but you can't marry the man of your dreams because you don't have the right.

I said that we are at war and we are. We are at war against bigotry, and hypocracy.

I don't think I am being a hypocrite. I do think I am being a Revolutionary. Yes, the Revolution is long over due but everyone needs to fight or we sink. "United we stand, divided we fall."

Bush has flatly stated that he will sign a law against gay marraige.
How does being in the closet help to stop that law? Being out and being counted means a lot more. We are something that Bush needs more than anything, we are voters.
Think about this, on the 2000 census, how many of us stated that we were homoseuxals?
The estmaited numbers are that less than 1/3 of the nations homosexuals wre counted in the last census report (it was a write in)

We are the only minority that is not represented on the actual census report.

If you think about how we are used by the Governement and the Media to make money or win votes, you would think that we would be treated better by the government and the media.

I did not live in that much of a different time from you, Gemini. I live now. This is all of our time.

I don't believe in the closet. I only see that its purpose is to keep us down.

If you are in college right now, you have a greater responsibility to stand up right now and be counted. You have to be strong for us as we have been in the past for you. To ask for us all to stnad up for your rights and to fight for your freedom while you hide away and wait for the dust to settle shows your cowardice especially in the face of the Quentin Crisps and the Harvey Milk's and the Michelangello Signorelli's and the Matthew Shepherd's and the Paul Ruddick's in this world.
A few years ago, everyone loved Ru Paul. She was entertaining. I say she was a revolutionary. Do you know how many people still ask me if I have seen whatever gay themed main stream comedy is out most recently?
It is my job to educate the masses.
I am an out gay man! I am not here to seduce your husband! I am not here to twist the minds of your children! I am here to educate.
I have spent years using a self deprecating sense of humor to educate Middle America that having homosexuals around them are fun and harmless. I praise Ellen De Generes. She had courage and she paid a hefty price for it. But she is a hero. She is a great woman who lets people laugh at her so she can get her point across.
Tell me, does the closet help you? Does hiding in a protective turtle shell make your life better? Is lying to your friends and family in any way helping to express who you are? Are you being honest with yourself, your friends and your family?
How many people are coming out at 14, 15 and 16 years old now. When I was 16, I COULDN'T come out. it wasn't fear of rejection that kept me closeted, it was fear for my life. That explains why it took me until I was 25. I had a a different kind of thing to fear.
Do you still think I am a hypocrite? I think I am honest!
finally, I am not bashing or flaming anyone for being who they are, I am "bashing" people for trying to be who they are NOT!
Being closeted is the hypocracy.
So what, I am kicking someone in the butt so they come out. I am not outing him to his family. I am telling him to stand up and be a MAN!
Do you want to tell me about fear? Do you think you have the right? Do you honestly think you have the right to call me a hypocrite while you hide away in fear of the big bad world? Please!
What do you have to be afraid of? Gay-bashing? Arrest for being gay? Being fired for being gay? "GRID" (the original name for AIDS, it stood for Gay Related Immunity Disease).
No, don't sit there and tell me that you you can't come out in today's society. You have it easy. The fight has been done for you, you just need to fight for the fine points.
Most states have Anti-Discrimination laws now and we are still working on the ones that don't. Most Anti-Sodomy laws are now stricken but we are still working on the ones that aren't. Many states are passing Domestic Partnership Benefits packages, but we are still working on the ones that aren't.
But yet, you can't come out because...Why, again?

Well, my cat, Ubu, decided that I had been asleep too long and I needed to get up and play. So, as I sat there, still in a daze, with her purring trying to get me all the way out of bed, I was thinking about the socialogical and psycological (i can't spell... just woke up... :P ) impacts of many of the current events in the world today. It started off with space(I don't know how I got on this thought, but I blame Dawn. Something about Star Trek and trying to figure out how a world like that would really impact society--especially first contact.), but it made me stray to how we are so unaccepting of ourselves in society.

There has long been a debate to whether we are alone in the universe--stuck here on this wet rock. I began to think about how dumb of an idea this is. People just absolutely refuse to believe there is more to the universe than what can be seen on our own planet. Now, I'm not saying that there definately is life out there; but, isn't it kind of dumb to just brush the fact aside like a child's dream? With the infinite amounts of space out there (despite the fact that they are starting to believe the universe looks more like a dodecahedron now and is actually an enclosed space, but that goes deep into quantum physics, so I'll spare u from my theories of a grander multiverse.), it's a lil ignorant to just write it off. Maybe it's the inability of humans to understand things that go too far away from the norm and comfortable. Religion for one: wouldn't the discovery of life on another planet screw up alot of things for religious zealots? There's no reason that this type of discovery should change religion, but it would take some rethinking--and people wish to have these answers handed to them. They don't really want to think philosophically about how the evolving world fits with their views of morality and justice--let alone, creation and how the world came into being. (I'm not really religious, in the god sense of the word. Sounds like old myths to me, but I do like MORALS LOL If only more people had them, instead of using their religions to persecute others.)

If there was something out there that already found us, I'm not quite sure they'd want to talk to such an ignorant species as us. LOL Take, for instance, that most people WANT to be the only ones, no matter how depressing a thought that is--whether they say so or not, they feel more comfortable in the thought that god created man and everything belongs to us. Looking at ourselves in the same sense, only recently in our long history on this earth have we even begun to become civilized; but, we still make the same mistakes. In this country alone: Women had to fight for basic rights, Blacks had to fight for basic rights, and now, Gays are having to fight for basic rights! We have to actively choose who should be allowed to do the things that others can. It's not freedom or opportunity. Freedom is a club that frankly some people haven't been allowed to join, yet. They keep having debates wanting to change the constitution to make it illegal for gays to marry, so that no state can make their own law allowing it (I heard it was in response to the judge in CA that was allowing gays to marry). Now don't get me wrong, but wasn't the constitution written to create EQUALITY? I think that was the main idea behind it, but maybe I'm just fuckin' ignorant.

(WE THE PEOPLE of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.)

This was what our entire government was based on. This is our nation's creed! Nowhere in the constitution do you see: Blacks can NOT be married, Women will NEVER vote. The Constitution wasn't written to take away rights and liberty, but to form a base to create it with! Take the word Unconstitutional. It means unfair, unequal, and unjust. So our Constitution must have been written with the express intrest of maintaining equality and justice, and to not create a world where 2nd-class citizens exist and to be given fair rights among our peers. No nobility, no serf! When gays are not allowed to have the same opportunities and rights of their straight counterparts, they are made into these 2nd-class citizens. People to be amused by in over-characterization on t.v.; and, to be disgusted by in real life. Blacks endured the same thing (can we say seperate bathrooms, drinking fountains, and riding in the back of the bus?). The stupid black servant in a huge white family's manorhouse, cooking. Sure, there are black people who are dumb, sure some black people may be cooks, but they were portrayed as people wanted to see them. They wanted to feel superior. Women staying at home, women who never question the husband's judgement, the women who get punched across the face for standing up in what they believe. Gays have the same thing. Gay men on T.V. are portrayed as feminine, overly sexual hairdressers and decorators; Lesbians are potrayed as masculine, short-haired businesswomen and mechanics. While some gay people might be one or more of these things, it is no more so than straight people.

So, why do people fight so dearly to keep gay people out of sight? From some polls on the internet, out of the people who chose to respond, roughly half of the participants were against gay marriage. There are a variety of reasons why someone may be against gay rights--spanning many views, all the way from religion to personal preference (read as: not understanding, because they don't want to understand.) My favorite point to argue on is the statement that "this is the way it has alwayz been, so we shouldn't change it--2nd only to "homosexuality is a sin", which is just dumb for more than one reason (seperation of church and state; love=sin?). So, here are some amendments to show how things can CHANGE. LOL So, here's a visual account of liberation evolving in the United States--Jimmy-Style!!!

Amendment XIII [Abolition of Slavery (1865)]
Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.


Section 2. Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

((The Constitution was signed in 1787. That'z 78 years before slavery was abolished. I'm sure there were alot of people that wanted to keep slaves, and would've loved to make it unconstitutional to take away their "property"))

Amendment XV [Rights Not to Be Denied on Account of Race (1870)]
Section 1. The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.


Section 2. The Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

((You don't have to work for me, but you still can't vote for another 5 years!!! We're still waiting for the women tho. NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND COOK ME SOME BACON, BITCH!))

Amendment XVIII [Prohibition (1919)]
Pretty much means no beer... It was a sad 14 years between this amendment and Amendment XXI in 1933.... So many ugly people didn't get laid for sooo long... HA HA

Amendment XIX [Women's Right to Vote (1920)
It took a year of detox for our gov. to sober up and realize why the women voter turnout sucked... ((Women had to wait an amazing 133 years after the constitution was signed, before they were heard by their drunk husbands.))

Amendment XXI [Repeal of Prohibition (1933)]
Men, having to listen to their wives bitch about who THEY are gonna vote for and why they should vote for the same person, began to drink, again.

Amendment XXVI [Right to Vote at Age 18 (1971)]
Yes, the tales of grandparents burning their depends on the Washington Monument lawn have long been forgotten,... thankfully! *holds his nose*

So, looking at our constitution, there's still enuff room for everyone to discriminate against gays, so why can't they have marriage? Why do all alcoholics need to be straight? LOL j/k

Really, though, why do we have to fight so hard for every bit of equality? Why do we hold other groups at bay and refuse to let them be human? If I wanted to marry another man, I would do it anyway. It is about love, and just taking that vow and having my family there in loving support--happy for the same reasons as if I married a girl (which I have no doubt they would be, because they are such great and loving people)--would be all that I really, truely needed inside; but, the fact that this sort of thing could even be fought against is completely unjust, unequal, and unconstitutional. Do gays have to defend their rights for another hundred years before society begins to recognize its pattern and we quit making mistakes?

Jeff's mean...

I want my video games back! LOL disc-stealer!

Marriage is love.

My life has been rated:
See what your rating is!

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The used to be is circa mid-2000, and now is early 2004 (and ur stupid if u don't know the now LOL)

This is what I used to be as opposed to below, interesting to see:

Extroverted (E) 81.82% Introverted (I) 18.18% Imaginative (N) 58.82% Realistic (S) 41.18% Emotional (F) 60% Intellectual (T) 40% Easygoing (P) 65.71% Organized (J) 34.29% Your type is: ENFP You are an Inspirer, possible professions include - conference planner, speech pathologist, HR development trainer, ombudsman, clergy, journalist, newscaster, career counselor, housing director, character actor, marketing consultant, musician/composer, artist, information-graphics designer, human resource manager, merchandise planner, advertising account manager, dietitian/nutritionist, speech pathologist, massage therapist, editor/art director.

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my style of love is:

STORGE

Love begins as friendship and has little drama.

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Introverted (I) 52.63% Extroverted (E) 47.37% Imaginative (N) 66.67% Realistic (S) 33.33% Emotional (F) 70.27% Intellectual (T) 29.73% Easygoing (P) 71.43% Organized (J) 28.57% Your type is: INFP You are an Idealist, possible professions include - information-graphics designer, college professor, researcher, legal mediator, social worker, holistic health practitioner, occupational therapist, diversity manager, human resource development specialist, employment development specialist, minister/priest/rabbi, missionary, psychologist, writer

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Mr Insulty says...
I've seen boots that grab woks better than my bunghole!

Mr Insulty says...
Eric is no better than an intelligent urinal!

Angie is no better than a hairy tea-strainer!

Who are you?MaleFemale

So, I've been asked on a date. I'm seriously considering it; but, do I really want to go shopping while I'm hungry? (metaphorically speaking, of course...)

Formatting...

:'(

I just made Jeff listen to me talk about the complete evolutionary cycle of our species (homosapiens), neaderthals, and the Homo Erectus. LOL I have way too much time.

I think next I'll teach him about the evolutionary cycle of archeoceratops to protoceratops and triceratops. LOL

I need to go to college. :(

OOOOOOOHHH
HEE HOOO
HEE HO

chicky chick,
in a big bowl

LIKE.. CHICKENS!

like to hatch those things to
EAT EM UP
EAT EM UP!!!

I like beef chutney!

Beef beef beef chutney
beef beef beef chutney

i like a big fat
Beef Chutney!

:)

MMMMmmmm... I know what I want to do today. A good 'ol fashioned, old skool Myth-a-thon! LOL

I don't know how many of you remember Myth, but I love it so much. I'm going to trick Jeff into playing co-op with me thru every single lvl known to man. MUAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL

Anyone else wanna join in on the fun?! Afterwardz you can feel the wrath of my armies! :)

PRAYER TO APHRODITE

Oh Goddess of Love Lend me Your Bright Powers That my essence may Sparkle Draw to me my own True Beloved Spark our beings with the Magic of Love Let no impediment hinder our Path to Ecstacy Guide our Pairing with Wisdom Fill our Hearts with Tender Devotion Let us dance the Love & Passion of Equals Radiant, joyous beings sipping from Eternity's Cup

APHRODITE’S BLESSING

Love brought by Aphrodite is powerful, passionate and affirming. It is not the weak and insecure love that demands you abandon parts of yourself. The Goddess in Her aspect of Aphrodite is an empowering Goddess.

True Love is found when you are truly yourself, in all your power and humaness. Aphrodite is attracted to those who dare to be themselves and live life to the fullest. She delights in sharing Her sensuous blessings with all who are open to adventure, self-love and sensual pleasures. She is the heart's Venus.

APHRODITE’S WARNING

Aphrodite shuns those who are prone to self-pity, recklessness or envyous. Her gifts are an expression of the joys of the physical world. She is Life and its many gifts. Her abundance is available to all who seek Her company with an open and generous heart.

The lonely and the brokenhearted should head her wisdom if they truly seek to fulfill their love.

I was watching tv today and, between wondering how my 80 cents would help children in Africa and wondering whether I'm paying too much for my internet access, I began to think about my life...

In a subconsious attempt to get more out of life, I have been looking for new experiences and meeting new people. I'm intoxicated by having a clean slate. Sometimes, I get like this. I fade from old habits and ideas and grow. My outlook on things is not bleak at all. In fact, it seems that people around me struggle more than me, trying to adjust to the way I change. I don't deal with shit NEmore. People had gotten so used to pushing me around and acting like I've been pwn3d--and now, despite desperate attempts to put me in my place, people have begun to listen, again. I'm no longer someone to be pushed aside and laughed at. I have an influx of new people in my life, and I'm utterly surprised at the enthusiasm they have for being around me. I forgot what it's like to be around people that *want* to be around, and who love a dramaless life as much as me--and I stray from the ones who try to keep me or just put up with me; just because they need a *circle* of friends. Well, a long time ago this circle became decadent and stupid. And the idea that the dumb circle needs to be unbroken, despite anything that happens is just childish and moronic. Everyone latches onto eachother, afraid to let go, depending on negativity to keep them together (can we say: 'only friends cuz u hate the same people'?). I remember friends who weren't all-consumed by where they'll get their next high. I remember friends who hung out because they wanted to; not because they felt they should. I see them all spiraling downward and trying to take eachother with them; but, I refuse to go with them--especially since I don't even speak to or don't like the people who are leading the fall. I don't have a one-of-us mentality. If other people want to fuck up their lives and cause drama, then I won't be there. I try to help people out, but that doesn't mean I'll jump in the same hole. I would rather hang out with my new friends. The people who happen to be there, because it's just what they want...

Don't get me wrong... This isn't an 'I hate you; go away!' thing. Just a realization of the way my life is heading. A realization of maturity within myself. Granted I'm no Motherfuckin' Theresa, and I'm by no means mature; but, I feel that I'm mature when it matters. I'm not even running from people. I don't even talk to the people I despise, so that'z not an issue. Just listening to my actions and noticing the breath of fresh air, stirring my dusty soul. I'm thankful for it, even though, maybe, I think too much between carpet commercials and movie trailers...

*rubs his eyes sleepily*

Why does a hot ham & cheese sandwich sound so dirty to me?

mmmmmmmm.... Lesbians..... LOL

I remember part of the reason I loved DS so much... besides hangin out with friends and kickin butt! :) I started a server and had a bunch of people in there that only spoke french! :) OMG! It was so much fun! I realized that I speak french perfectly, except a few mispellings when I'm not really paying attention. I was talking so fast and saying words that I thought I had forgotten a long time ago. And prases, too. I surprised myself immensely, and made a few more friends tonite, whether or not they speak english... I remember why I loved lang's to begin with. I wasn't satisfied with my language barrier holding friendships back. I'm so glad that I had the chance to learn more languages and took the time to do it.

llJaVi3Rll: dolly parton has big boobies O_O
Drooler55: hehe
Drooler55: new message
llJaVi3Rll: lol k
Drooler55: LOL yea
Drooler55: she's had those ever since her surgery
llJaVi3Rll: lol
Drooler55: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back before she had a theme park and while she was still doing dallas

I don't know what'z changing about my life, but I see it changing alot. Things are alot different, and this time, I'm not scared about change. I'm accepting it. It'z almost welcome. I don't know how much this affects other people, yet; but, I'm happy--and, really, I don't care...

bah!

didn't work

mmmm.... Just to see my blog on BLOGGER.com :)

llJaVi3Rll: whats my icq?
Drooler55: i said, WHAT'Z MY ICQ BITCH? *slaps ur ass*

Did I just have a date? *looks confused*

It appears my archives aren't working.... *heavy sigh* I guess I'm going to have to write the html for the archive template. *rolls eyes* It'z supposed to be easier than this, I thought....

um.... I just realized that I pointed a friend to my site last nite and maybe this isn't the greatest shit for him to see LOL

Ah, well... Here's to acceptance of my dumb ass.. :P

*flips off the majority of the people he knows*

I'm mad at so many people right now. I'm mad at people who run their mouth and exagerate; I'm mad at people who hide who is fuckin' around with me for those reasons (despite the fact that it affects them more than me); I'm mad at people who make decisions about my life and feel that they should exclude people from my life, because they don't like them; I'm mad at people who think I'm dumb for caring about what happens to them; I'm mad at people who over-react and act like I'm stupid for understanding my friends' actions; I'm mad that people ignore what happens, as long as it's not them; I'm mad that people just accept the fact that their circle automatically takes their side, just because they are them; I'm mad that people think that they can make me do what they want, and then get mad at me when I don't humiliate myself for them; I'm mad that people don't listen, don't worry, and don't care; I'm mad that I don't know anyone anymore; I'm mad that they have changed like this; I'm mad that people think they can just try to fuck me (literally)--like that'z all i care about, and then get mad at me, because I have morals; I'm mad that people tell me in no uncertain terms why I *should* be mad about things, but don't want to care, so ignore it; I'm mad at myself for hating you; and, I'm mad at myself for wanting to leave.

Drama is just fucking stupid. That'z all...