We all know about the stupid Wal-Martian from GA...

Wanna know what I think? She's a stupid cunt... Yes, I said it... CUNT! LOL

I remember first hearing that she found the bill on the ground and thought it was real. Aye, clutching the bill (which I would guess felt nothing like the real cloth/paper of a real bill or even the odd smooth platic-feel of the new bills) in her sweaty, greedy, white-trash palm, she most likely raced to the fanciest, most expensive store she knew... WAL-Mart!!! Whipping out the bill for her $1,675 worth of merchandise, the dumb bitch actually thought she would walk out with her new goodies--most likely already marred to the point of being unable to be sold by her greasy, nappy fingerprints all over the shit. Now, this lady is apparently very dumb... Not only did she 'think the bill was real', expected to actually walk out the store with the stuff--let alone the fact that the U.S. Treasury doesn't even print a million dollar bill (despite the overwhelming usefulness of a form of currency of such a large size!)--but she ACTUALLY stood there waiting for her change--of $998,325, no less--from the cash register.... :( Apparently, this crayon ain't too bright! What would be even funnier? If she took a quick trip down the toy isle and picked her up some more cash for another trip later! :P But, I digress... Who needs more money when you have *A MILLION DOLLARS*!!!! WOOOOO!!!!

Ah, yes.... --But it gets worse...

Now, the story has changed.... She actually tried buying the stuff first with two gift cards.... Oh dear, such a mis-understanding! "We're very sorry, but your two $1,000 gift cards to Wal-Mart have already run down to a measly total of $2.32..." I'm no gift card expert, but I'm pretty sure that if she looked at the face of the two gift cards, they wouldn't have covered a $1,675 charge, even if she added them together (assuming she can add, of course :P ). I highly doubt that there are gift cards available of such high amounts (and if they could cover the cost, but she already used up the money on the cards... What the hell else would she need to buy? but that'z pointless to the fact...). After she was informed that the gift cards weren't enuff, she goes, "All I have is this..." *Whips out a greasy, dirty $1,000,000 bill with her cheetos fingerprints all over it. Gimme a break!

--And, now, she got the bill from her estranged husband, who is a coin-collector. I'm sorry, but if your husband was a millionaire... Don't you think he would have fixed this problem by now?

That'z right, sweetheart! You ain't no diamond in the rough... You're more like the rough in the diamond. Your hubby would have fixed that face, if he had that kinda cash! Maybe now we know why ur seperated....

I say prosecute the bitch. She obviously knew what she was doing, plus we don't need her dumb, ugly ass on the streets anyways... ((Less bigfoot sightings, if nothing else...))