Taricus: C'mon now, we really need to stop all this elf on elf crime, Dyago!

Mistress Jennifer says:
UNDEAD FROZEN CHICKEN LEGS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL SAIYAN IN THE UNIVERSE

El Chupacabra says:
AOL IM gets pissy when you disconnect too
El Chupacabra says:
It's all like..."I'm WORKING HERE!" WTF!
Scourge of Worlds says:
ROFL
Scourge of Worlds says:
I KNOW!
Scourge of Worlds says:
especially if you try to close it while it's starting
Scourge of Worlds says:
it'z like, "WHAT THE FUCK! STOP IT *slaps the shit outta ya* I'M TRYIN TA FUCKIN CONNECT HERE! MIND YO BUSINESS HO!.....Oh, what? You gonna cry now?!"
El Chupacabra says:
ROFL
El Chupacabra says:
Then fifty popups come up
El Chupacabra says:
And it kicks Yahoo in the nuts
Scourge of Worlds says:
ROFL
El Chupacabra says:
MSN is street tough
El Chupacabra says:
It can hold it's own--but Yahoo?
El Chupacabra says:
Yahoo is dead meat
Scourge of Worlds says:
and ur comp just locks up so it can start playing a movie trailer that is way too loud and too small for you to see NEwayz LOL
Scourge of Worlds says:
LOL yea
El Chupacabra says:
ROFLMFAO
El Chupacabra says:
That's true--and it all freezes so u can see the stocks for the day
Scourge of Worlds says:
MSN is like, ho! I invented that 'today' shit...back the fuck off!
El Chupacabra says:
In real time, no doubt
Scourge of Worlds says:
LOL
Scourge of Worlds says:
wait, at the bottom it always says something like
Scourge of Worlds says:
give or take 15 mins
Scourge of Worlds says:
LOL
Scourge of Worlds says:
like that 15 mins doesn't matter with trading stocks
Scourge of Worlds says:
LOL
Scourge of Worlds says:
fuckin' pointless
Scourge of Worlds says:
LOL
Scourge of Worlds says:
just more crap i don't care about LOL
Scourge of Worlds says:
how much money could I have made on my stocks 15 mins ago?
Scourge of Worlds says:
LOL
El Chupacabra says:
The Best of Britney Spears! AOL pop ups! "STOP SPAM! Click this link!"
Scourge of Worlds says:
ROFLMFAO
Scourge of Worlds says:
remember that when there was that hole in windows?
Scourge of Worlds says:
the system pop-ups?
El Chupacabra says:
yea, I do!
El Chupacabra says:
That blew chunks
Scourge of Worlds says:
and u'd get like 200 a day that said, 'give me money or i'll keep locking u up'
Scourge of Worlds says:
paraphrased of course
Scourge of Worlds says:
LOL
El Chupacabra says:
I had one a few weeks ago and it was driving me apeshit, wouldn't go away
Scourge of Worlds says:
LOL
Scourge of Worlds says:
a system one?
El Chupacabra says:
I had to scan three different spamwares to get it
El Chupacabra says:
yep
Scourge of Worlds says:
wow
El Chupacabra says:
I still don't know if I actually GOT it, or if it's still on here, creepin'
Scourge of Worlds says:
i used to have something on my computer that I couldn't find
Scourge of Worlds says:
it would give me popup spam anytime i connect to the internet
Scourge of Worlds says:
like it was trying to trick me
El Chupacabra says:
yea, that's what mine was doing
El Chupacabra says:
xlime
El Chupacabra says:
That was the webpage--or addy
Scourge of Worlds says:
u hit the ie button and they pop up...and at first ur like, 'damn pop-ups...'
Scourge of Worlds says:
then they pop up when they shouldn't
El Chupacabra says:
And it wasn't a window, b'c I couldn't max it, or see it...it was just this random goddamn box! And it would take over my sys and crash
Scourge of Worlds says:
like when i go to my own site
Scourge of Worlds says:
LOL
El Chupacabra says:
LMFAO
Scourge of Worlds says:
mine was real ads
El Chupacabra says:
My webpage had ads
Scourge of Worlds says:
i'm like....when did i start advertising? LOL
Scourge of Worlds says:
and i kept wondering why SWG wanted me to have a larger penis...cuz that connects to the internet oo
El Chupacabra says:
Nope--mine was just this random small minimized box and it would crash me
Scourge of Worlds says:
LOL
Scourge of Worlds says:
the SWG is a perv
El Chupacabra says:
ROFLMFAO LOLOLOL

El Chupacabra says:
I do have a habit of kicking my modem frequently tho
Scourge of Worlds says:
lol
Scourge of Worlds says:
it flies across the room and shatters your mom's curio cabinet
Scourge of Worlds says:
LOL
El Chupacabra says:
LMFAO
El Chupacabra says:
It's in the wrong spot--I kick it all the time
Scourge of Worlds says:
lol
Scourge of Worlds says:
like a soccer ball no less
Scourge of Worlds says:
HURRY
El Chupacabra says:
"AND LinkSys MAKES THE GOAL!"
Scourge of Worlds says:
make it go faster
Scourge of Worlds says:
ROFL
Scourge of Worlds says:
*CHEERS*
El Chupacabra says:
It's moving slightly above "slug"
Scourge of Worlds says:
HAHHHHHH HAHHHHHHHH!!!! (into the cup of his hand)
Scourge of Worlds says:
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!
El Chupacabra says:
ROFLMFAO
El Chupacabra says:
Looks like it's all over here now folks! AOL IM has popped up and yes! There is no connection!
Scourge of Worlds says:
ROFL

El Chupacabra says:
*places two slabs of bacon on hard drive*
El Chupacabra says:
Hmmm
Scourge of Worlds says:
mmm
El Chupacabra says:
It's not cooking
Scourge of Worlds says:
*sizzle sizzle*
Scourge of Worlds says:
u have to put it on the motherboard and turn off the fan LOL
El Chupacabra says:
LMFAO
Scourge of Worlds says:
hehe
Scourge of Worlds says:
video card works too
Scourge of Worlds says:
but it usually burns it
El Chupacabra says:
*siiisssss*
Scourge of Worlds says:
better for baking
El Chupacabra says:
ROFL
Scourge of Worlds says:
u just put the case back on and watch it to make sure it doesn't burn
El Chupacabra says:
It's an Easy Bake Oven??
El Chupacabra says:
That's what those cup holders are for!
Scourge of Worlds says:
LOL
Scourge of Worlds says:
yea
Scourge of Worlds says:
those are for coffee or coke
El Chupacabra says:
That's where u put the cakes in!
Scourge of Worlds says:
nice too, since they just slide back in
El Chupacabra says:
LMFAO
Scourge of Worlds says:
LOL

smurfcn: LOL where is everyone
chaos001: dead
ipumpgasrealgood: YOUR KUNG-FU IS WEAK, SMURF!
ipumpgasrealgood: *sicks gargamel on you*
smurfcn: lol
smurfcn: your talk is wack
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: gargamel knows the way of the ninja, do not mock me!
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
smurfcn: shut up
ipumpgasrealgood: lol
ipumpgasrealgood: :(
* ipumpgasrealgood is hurt.....ok...not really....
ipumpgasrealgood: what'z goin on smurf?
ipumpgasrealgood: feelin' blue?

(name censored): cute pics, very nice!
ipumpgasrealgood: jesus cried when u were
born
ipumpgasrealgood: OOP
ipumpgasrealgood: OOPS
ipumpgasrealgood: that wasn't meant for you
LOL

TNCowboy26: where did you go bud?
TNCowboy26: I got the boot, so sorry!
ipumpgasrealgood: np
TNCowboy26: so, are you looking for this
morning?
ipumpgasrealgood: nope
TNCowboy26: why are you on here then?
ipumpgasrealgood: cuz
ipumpgasrealgood: ...
ipumpgasrealgood: wtf?!
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL

Malarkie says:
lol lol i told my frinds i was color blind
The Evil Jailor says:
lol
The Evil Jailor says:
are u?
The Evil Jailor says:
THAT'Z NOT FUNNY! U MOCK MY DISABILITY!
Malarkie says:
they asked what the color of that flag was and i said red and they where like ok thats right
The Evil Jailor says:
*gets in a wheelchair and holds his wrist to his chest like you*
The Evil Jailor says:
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!?!?!
The Evil Jailor says:
LOL
The Evil Jailor says:
j/k
Malarkie says:
lol
Malarkie says:
they asked what the color of that flag was and i said red and they where like ok thats right

The Evil Jailor says:
ok...
The Evil Jailor says:
russian flag
The Evil Jailor says:
damn commies
The Evil Jailor says:
go on...
The Evil Jailor says:
LOL
Malarkie says:
no it was a car deler ship
The Evil Jailor says:
no no
The Evil Jailor says:
they're communists
The Evil Jailor says:
go on...
Malarkie says:
lol
The Evil Jailor says:
LOL
Malarkie says:
lol
Malarkie says:
lol

Drugs are BAD, M'kay!

Responsible online gaming policy (how many of these have you broken?):


1)Take a break from the computer, read a book, watch a movie (broke it)
2)Take exercise at least once a week (broke it)
3)Remember it is just a game (got that one in check)
4)When eating, take break from the computer - it'll still be there when you come back (broke it)
5)Don't ignore your real life friends, meet up with them on a regular basis (broke it)
6)Work, or study matters, don't let playing a game stop you doing well in your studies or at work. (broke it)

LOL

If you feel that your use of RuneScape is out of control and you are finding it difficult following some or all of the steps mentioned above, then please seek advice and help from a responsible adult, or medical professional. ((or work for the video game industry))

Sheep Humper says:
you drink the potion down and it tastes like cinnomon, only sweeter and it warms your tummy
El Chuppy, The Present says:
mmm
El Chuppy, The Present says:
yummy
Sheep Humper says:
It seems to fill your heart full of warmth, and you get butterflies in your stomach
Sheep Humper says:
You stare dreamily into Ash's eyes and smile
Sheep Humper says:
You feel willing to do anything Ashrem asks you
Coop da Sexy says:
LMAO
Sheep Humper says:
and in fact....you think you're in love
Sheep Humper says:
you KNOW you're in love with him
El Chuppy, The Present says:
*bats eyelashes*
Sheep Humper says:
he HAS to be the one you were meant for
Ash, the bait says:
<-- rolls eyes
Jennifer says:
omg
Jennifer says:
lol
Coop da Sexy says:
LMAO
El Chuppy, The Present says:
KISS ME!
El Chuppy, The Present says:
You must kiss me!
El Chuppy, The Present says:
Oh, how I long for you...
Jennifer says:
whoa they are gettin freaky in the town square
El Chuppy, The Present says:
Take me, stallion!

Malarkie says:
im better now
Sheep Humper says:
ok
Sheep Humper says:
*can breathe again*
Sheep Humper says:
thank god
Sheep Humper says:
i almost died, cuz u had a paper cut
Sheep Humper says:
LOL
Malarkie says:
loll
Malarkie says:
lol
Malarkie says:
truley it was worse than a paer cut
Sheep Humper says:
but...
Sheep Humper says:
it WAS a paper cut
Malarkie says:
it was a saftey sizzor cut
Sheep Humper says:
lol
Sheep Humper says:
ROFLMFAO
Malarkie says:
lol
Malarkie says:
lol
Sheep Humper says:
OMG
that'z funny
Sheep Humper says:
not so safe
Sheep Humper says:
are they?
Malarkie says:
no
Sheep Humper says:
ROFL
Malarkie says:
hells no

QUIT CRUISIN' ME!!!

Jeff's Mom says:
who wants to play MARIO PARTY?!?!
Jeff's Mom says:
WOOOOO
Jeff's Mom says:
LOL
Jeff's Mom says:
ok
Malarkie says:
NOT MEEEEEEEEE

Jeff's Mom says:
who wants to play MARIO PARTY?!?!
Jeff's Mom says:
WOOOOO
Jeff's Mom says:
LOL
Jeff's Mom says:
ok
Malarkie says:
NOT MEEEEEEEEE

Jeff's Mom says:
who wants to play MARIO PARTY?!?!
Jeff's Mom says:
WOOOOO
Jeff's Mom says:
LOL
Jeff's Mom says:
ok
Malarkie says:
NOT MEEEEEEEEE

Suck It In

My favorite is the Goonies guy LOL

Extroverted (E) 51.16% Introverted (I) 48.84% Imaginative (N) 54.84% Realistic (S) 45.16% Emotional (F) 54.35% Intellectual (T) 45.65% Easygoing (P) 79.41% Organized (J) 20.59% Your type is: ENFP You are an Inspirer, possible professions include - conference planner, speech pathologist, HR development trainer, ombudsman, clergy, journalist, newscaster, career counselor, housing director, character actor, marketing consultant, musician/composer, artist, information-graphics designer, human resource manager, merchandise planner, advertising account manager, dietitian/nutritionist, speech pathologist, massage therapist, editor/art director.

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As much as Russel has pissed me off, he is still damn funny LOL:

"Thank you for calling the MTSU Rape & Abortion Center where you rape 'em and we scrape 'em. This is Coathanger speaking. How may I help you?"

Just for you Steven:

EvenBalance, creators of Punkbuster has just announced that they plan to take cheaters to the next level and attempt to rid the gaming world of these people.
The cost of hacking on PunkBuster servers has just gone up significantly. PunkBuster now computes Hardware GUIDs for various pieces of hardware on players' systems while playing on PunkBuster servers. We use multiple private one-way hashes so that no serial number information for individual computers can be determined by admins or anyone else who may try to obtain this information from a Hardware GUID (and as always, no personal information of any kind is examined, stored or transmitted by PunkBuster). When players raise a violation that corresponds to hacking or interfering with PunkBuster's normal operation, we now (in addition to Global PB GUID bans) are Globally banning the new Hardware GUIDs across all games supported by PunkBuster (including games supported in the future). So punks who are determined to cheat so badly on PB-enabled servers that they try to hack PunkBuster may now need a new computer in addition to a new cdkey in order to return to PunkBuster servers. As with previous PB GUID Global bans, the new Hardware GUID bans are permanent and will not be lifted. As always, players who are affected by these Global bans will still be able to play on non-PB servers. Honest users should never "test" hacks that claim to interfere with PunkBuster. We have successfully tested this new feature set over the past few weeks for a few supported games and will be rolling it out to all supported games over the next few days and weeks. Additionally, PunkBuster servers will be updated to signify whether kicks for Global bans are for PB GUIDs or the new Hardware GUIDs.
Hopefully this will be a good way of defeating cheats because lets be honest, is there any need to cheat on BF1942 for points? Enjoy!

Trainers are cheats, Steven! Along with the sonar hack and others. If you continue to use them, u may end up having to buy a new computer and a new cd key just to play on my PB-protected servers...

The DM is smarter than you says:
hey, are you away?
The DM is smarter than you says:
lol
The DM is smarter than you says:
answer me
The DM is smarter than you says:
are u away?
The DM is smarter than you says:
why won't you answer?
The DM is smarter than you says:
LOL
The DM is smarter than you says:
negative!
The DM is smarter than you says:
nagative!
The DM is smarter than you says:
If you aren't there, just tell me!
The DM is smarter than you says:
LOL
The DM is smarter than you says:
I'll understand!
The DM is smarter than you says:
ROFLMFAO
The DM is smarter than you says:
NEGATIVE!
The DM is smarter than you says:
NEGATIVE!
The DM is smarter than you says:
NEGATIVE!

Drooler55: hi
Garland786: lol
Garland786: you never called me lol
Drooler55: i didn't?
Drooler55: u sure?
Drooler55: lol
Drooler55: didn't even know u gave me a #
Drooler55: and besides
Garland786: yeah i did
Garland786: :-)
Drooler55: if u did, u would have found out I was DEAF!
Garland786: im so ready to come home :-(
Drooler55: literally
Drooler55: !
Drooler55: LOL
Drooler55: u have DDT!?
Drooler55: ROFL
Garland786: oh ok...i didnt know that lol
Drooler55: i was just playin
Drooler55: i'm not
Drooler55: ROFLMFAO
Drooler55: haha
Garland786: lol
Garland786: ass
Garland786: lol
Drooler55: LMFAO

josh217_2000: hey u like older guys
josh217_2000: hey man would u like to hang
out?
ipumpgasrealgood: eh?
ipumpgasrealgood: not really
ipumpgasrealgood: u look like a serial killer
josh217_2000: why not
josh217_2000: i am not

josh217_2000: hey amn
josh217_2000: your cute
ipumpgasrealgood: AMEN!
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: j/k

ipumpgasrealgood: ROFL
ipumpgasrealgood: mmmm
ipumpgasrealgood: cows have nice nipples
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL j/k
ipumpgasrealgood: so long
ipumpgasrealgood: sweet sweet teats
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: ROFLMFAO
ready4me26: OMG LMFAO

party4udan: hi ya 420
ipumpgasrealgood: k...
party4udan: inglewood here uuuuuu
party4udan: bored
party4udan: rolling a fat sat morning dubeee
ipumpgasrealgood: lol
ipumpgasrealgood: just chillin'
party4udan: where ruuuuuuuuu
party4udan: dan here
party4udan: want 2 burn 1
ipumpgasrealgood: antiochhhhhh
party4udan: lol
party4udan: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
ipumpgasrealgood: lollllllllllllllllllllllllll

yonex1975: what are u doing today
ipumpgasrealgood: sleeping
ipumpgasrealgood: hopefully
ipumpgasrealgood: damn sun
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: why couldn't we just try to
take out russia and have a nuclear winter
ipumpgasrealgood: :P

Steven, quit... Just quit...:

yonex1975: ho wu doing
ipumpgasrealgood: goo di guess
ipumpgasrealgood: :P LOL
yonex1975: uess?
ipumpgasrealgood: what?

dawn's watching a porno star being kidnapped by a giant leech... the movie is supposed to come to an explosive climax..

HE'S GONNA TOUCH IT! EWWWWWW!!!!
--Auriana

Albino Blacksheep / Flash / Gollum Rap (Towers Are The Players)

You are not attractive when ALL your teeth are gold!