*gets slapped across the back of the head by Trina, causing him to do a flip and land on his back*

DM Bad Puppy says:
where are u?
El Jersey Devil says:
I'm on the ship btwn Freeport and Qeynos
DM Bad Puppy says:
lol there's no ship between freeport and qeynos dawn
El Jersey Devil says:
I get my xpansions in the next few days
DM Bad Puppy says:
LOL
El Jersey Devil says:
Wait...where's this ship go then?
DM Bad Puppy says:
freeport ship goes to kaladim
DM Bad Puppy says:
qeynos ship goes to odus
El Jersey Devil says:
Goddamn
El Jersey Devil says:
Jump ship!
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFL
El Jersey Devil says:
Jump ship!
DM Bad Puppy says:
*Rigote gets eaten by a shark*
El Jersey Devil says:
Had to swim to shore
DM Bad Puppy says:
lol
El Jersey Devil says:
Nooo
El Jersey Devil says:
ROFLMAO

El Chuppy says:
That was cryptic
El Chuppy says:
It's like you're trying to communicate to me
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFL
DM Bad Puppy says:
what?
El Chuppy says:
cryptozoological
DM Bad Puppy says:
lol
DM Bad Puppy says:
yea
DM Bad Puppy says:
cryptozoology
El Chuppy says:
dead animals?
DM Bad Puppy says:
study of animals that aren't known whether they exist
DM Bad Puppy says:
big foot, el chupacabra
DM Bad Puppy says:
jersey devil
El Chuppy says:
ROFLMAO
DM Bad Puppy says:
things like that
DM Bad Puppy says:
LOL
DM Bad Puppy says:
bat boy
El Chuppy says:
I guess you so said the Jersey Devil
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFL j/k
El Jersey Devil says:
There we go--my new name

El Chuppy says:
I forgot the Fippy had a brother
El Chuppy says:
He attacked me the other day
El Chuppy says:
It's like...Nippy, or Nappy, or Napolatean...something like that
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFL
DM Bad Puppy says:
did he look like a mix between strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla?
El Chuppy says:
LMFAO
El Chuppy says:
He looked more like rocky road
El Chuppy says:
So I was all like, "Hey! Fippy's brother! I've noticed you around...umm..."
El Chuppy says:
You know you have this habit of going away and not letting me know so I'm left sitting here, talking to your computer
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFL
DM Bad Puppy says:
I'm sorry
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFL
DM Bad Puppy says:
I *do* do that alot
El Chuppy says:
Yeah you do!
DM Bad Puppy says:
It'z my ADHD
DM Bad Puppy says:
LOL
DM Bad Puppy says:
I get easily distracted LOL
El Chuppy says:
So I'm all like, "OH MY GOD! My arm's on fire! Call the police!" and then like, an hr later, you're all like, "What?"
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFL
DM Bad Puppy says:
I do that in conversation with Jeff too... He'll be talking to me and he tells this huge ass story and then I look up and go, "Huh?" LOL
El Chuppy says:
At least when I'm over there, looking at you, I can tell when you're zoned out
DM Bad Puppy says:
OMG
El Chuppy says:
yeah
DM Bad Puppy says:
I need ritalin
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFL

El Chuppy says:
I've got to find a giant mytopis bat eye sometime tonight
DM Bad Puppy says:
.....um....ok.....
DM Bad Puppy says:
*goes to call for some help*
El Chuppy says:
if I don't find it, I can't make greaves!
DM Bad Puppy says:
lol
DM Bad Puppy says:
cuz that makes all kindsa sense... You need giant bat eyes to make armor leggings....
DM Bad Puppy says:
do u need a lion's tail too?
DM Bad Puppy says:
LOL
El Chuppy says:
ROFL
DM Bad Puppy says:
or is that for the sword?
DM Bad Puppy says:
LOL
El Chuppy says:
No the Lion's tail is for the helmet
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFL
DM Bad Puppy says:
eq is so funny
DM Bad Puppy says:
Are you gonna eat that french fry? --cuz I really need to make some boots!
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFLMFAO
El Chuppy says:
ROFLMFAO
El Chuppy says:
Giant Fire Beetle Eye! Allright! I can make gloves!
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFLMFAO
DM Bad Puppy says:
it'z almost sick when u think about it
DM Bad Puppy says:
ur runnin around wearing a bunch of rotting body parts
El Chuppy says:
Oh great...thanks alot Jimmy
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFLMFAO
El Chuppy says:
Now I've gotta go to the Bazaar and BUY armour
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFL
El Chuppy says:
Don't underestimate the power of Gnoll hair as armour
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFLMFAO

"A president needs to get all the facts, before jumping to politically motivated conclusions..." says Bush. The crowd cheers. A smile and a doped up look of pride and relief fills his face. He continues, "The senator's willingness to trade principal for political convenience....makes it clear....that John Kerry is the wrong man, for the wrong job, at the wrong time..." (cue cheer from crowd and "I-just-farted smile from the president)...

Funny that this statement came from the very president that invaded a country, because they had weapons of mass destruction--only to find out that they didn't exist after the invasion.... LOL I love irony...

Outgoing (E) 67.65% Withdrawn (I) 32.35% Imaginative (N) 60.53% Realistic (S) 39.47% Emotional (F) 52.17% Intellectual (T) 47.83% Improvised (P) 75% Organized (J) 25% Your type is: ENFP You are an Inspirer, possible professions include - conference planner, speech pathologist, HR development trainer, ombudsman, clergy, journalist, newscaster, career counselor, housing director, character actor, marketing consultant, musician/composer, artist, information-graphics designer, human resource manager, merchandise planner, advertising account manager, dietitian/nutritionist, speech pathologist, massage therapist, editor/art director.

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Drooler55: El Chupacabra is the Jennifer Lopez of cyptozoological animals!

Are you Addicted to the Internet? 68% Hardcore Junkie (61% - 80%) While you do get a bit of sleep every night and sometimes leave the house, you spend as much time as you can online. You usually have a browser, chat clients, server consoles, and your email on auto check open at all times. Phone? What's that? You plan your social events by contacting your friends online. Just be careful you don't get a repetitive wrist injury... The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Quiz Me!

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Où sont les hommes ? Qui pardonnent, fusionnent et qui donnent Leur âme dans les bras d'une femme Où sont les hommes ? Qui laissent éclater leurs faiblesses Au grand jour pour vivre un grand amour Où sont les hommes ? Qui osent, proposent un avenir meilleur, Un remède au malheur Où sont les hommes ? Qui se battent et combattent, montent Au front de leurs rêves et vous emmènent ailleurs Où sont les hommes ? Où sont les hommes ? Qui disent haut et fort que l'amour N'est pas mort et qui espèrent encore Où sont les hommes ? Qui pour rester debout effacent Leur passé rongé par le remords Où sont les hommes ? Qui pleurent, dont les larmes Demeurent le rempart à l'ultime souffrance Où sont les hommes ? Qui savent faire peau neuve et donner A leur vie l'espoir d'une autre chance Où sont les hommes ? Qui se livrent sans pudeur et décrivent Sans peur ce qu'ils ont dans le coeur Où sont les hommes ? Qui plongent, s'allongent sur le corps D'une femme pour annihiler sa peur Où sont les hommes ? Qui marchent, qui font taire les lâches Et ne mâchent par leurs mots, jamais Où sont les hommes ? Qui laissent entrevoir ce qu'ils ont De plus noir et livrent leurs secrets Où sont les hommes ? Qui tombent à genoux et qui Deviennent fous pour l'amour d'une femme Où sont les hommes ? Qui continuent de croire en celui Que partout tous les autres condamnent Où sont les hommes ? Qui lèvent leurs yeux et leurs mains Vers le ciel implorant le pardon Où sont les hommes ? Qui, quand ils parlent à Dieu, sont Prêts à écouter un jour ce qu'ils répond

drooler605: no time to think
drooler605: LOL
drooler605: AHHHH
drooler605: THE PRESSURE
drooler605: LOL
Malarkie : *wispers* boobs
Malarkie :
drooler605: ROFLMFAO
Malarkie : lol
drooler605: SETTLE DOWN!
drooler605: LOL
Malarkie : I CANT
Malarkie : HELP
drooler605: LOL
Malarkie : LOL

drooler605: MY VAGINASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Malarkie : nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
drooler605: ROFL
drooler605: what?
Malarkie : you have more than pne
drooler605: WHAT?!
drooler605: LOL
drooler605: LOL
Malarkie : ONE/*
Malarkie : SWEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
drooler605: SHE KICKED ME IN THE VAGINASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malarkie : UOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE
Malarkie : SWEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
drooler605: LOL
Malarkie : LOL
Malarkie : LOL
Malarkie : IM JOHN KERRY AND I DID NOY A[PROVE THIS MESSAGE
drooler605: LOL
drooler605: wtf?
Malarkie : LOL
Malarkie : I JUST CUT MY FINGER
Malarkie : IT HURTS
drooler605: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
drooler605: *throws a car on it*
drooler605: the pressure will stop it from bleeding
drooler605: trust me
drooler605: ROFL
Malarkie : i cut it with safety sccors
drooler605: wait....
Malarkie : ok
drooler605: LIAR!
Malarkie : no
Malarkie : no
Malarkie : no
drooler605: lol
Malarkie : i vcut my fjnger
drooler605: we had this conversation before
drooler605: I said, 'not too safe then, are they?'
Malarkie : but not with safety szzcors
drooler605: and u said no
Malarkie : ok
Malarkie : no
Malarkie : no
drooler605: ROFL
Malarkie : lol
Malarkie : papaer fut in my nail
drooler605: LIARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
drooler605: ROFL
Malarkie :
Malarkie : no lies
Malarkie : no lies its all good
drooler605: lol
Malarkie : lol
drooler605: it'z all gravy!
drooler605: LOL
Malarkie : olol
Malarkie : i love gravy
drooler605: ROFL
Malarkie : i hurt my lady berries
Malarkie : just now
drooler605: can u take audio from avi's?
drooler605: like u in particular?
drooler605: LOL
drooler605: lady berries?
Malarkie : lol
Malarkie : lol
drooler605: wtf is that?
Malarkie : boobssssssssssssssssss
Malarkie : BOOBS
drooler605: ROFLMFAO
drooler605: OMG
Malarkie : BOOBIES
Malarkie : BOBIES
drooler605: ROFLMFAO
Malarkie : BOOBS
Malarkie : BOOB
Malarkie : BOOBS
drooler605: hahahhahaha
drooler605:
Malarkie : BOOBS I SAW
Malarkie : SAY
Malarkie : BOOBS

kat1369@earthlink.net (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
soooooooooooooo did you find it huh huh huh
DM Bad Puppy says:
no
DM Bad Puppy says:
LOL
DM Bad Puppy says:
HOLD UR HORSES, MISSY!
DM Bad Puppy says:
LOL
kat1369@earthlink.net (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
damn it all
DM Bad Puppy says:
lol
DM Bad Puppy says:
lol
DM Bad Puppy says:
lol
kat1369@earthlink.net (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
they ran away
kat1369@earthlink.net (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
I stopped feeding them
kat1369@earthlink.net (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
but they built up enough energy through eating there hair to run away
kat1369@earthlink.net (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
I found one of them....he didn't make it
kat1369@earthlink.net (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
the others left him behind
kat1369@earthlink.net (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
so I feed him a bag of oats
DM Bad Puppy says:
lol what?
kat1369@earthlink.net (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
and now I only have one horse
DM Bad Puppy says:
oh
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFL

Malarkie : ok im goign ion a game
Malarkie : my name is doc
drooler605: no it'z not
drooler605: it'z robobertoboberobob
drooler605: don't lie
Malarkie : lol
drooler605: Jesus doesnt' love liars
Malarkie : lol
drooler605: LOL

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Ah, yes... again... SOE runs around with their crap finger extended... (kinda like the midas touch, but everything turns to crap...)

News: "

ISLAMIC POWER


President Bush said on Monday he would grudgingly accept an Islamic fundamentalist government in Iraq, if the Iraqi people voted to create one in free elections.


'I would be disappointed, but democracy is democracy,' Bush said in an Associated Press interview, when asked whether Iraqis might prefer an Islamic government to secular rule. 'If that's what the people choose, that's what the people choose.' "

*Bush stomps feet off to the Lincoln bedroom and slams the door*

Steven says:
bi orib
Steven says:
prob
DM Bad Puppy says:
huh?

El Chuppy says:
I'm a cereal killer, ya, it's a bad habit--I killed Tony, Lucky Charms and the cereal wabbit
DM Bad Puppy says:
silly wabbit
DM Bad Puppy says:
LOL
DM Bad Puppy says:
(trix)
DM Bad Puppy says:
TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!
DM Bad Puppy says:
LOL
El Chuppy says:
I sooo couldn't remember what that was from--it was right there, and I couldn't get it out
DM Bad Puppy says:
lol
DM Bad Puppy says:
yea... I loved Trix when i was a kid
DM Bad Puppy says:
funny... i still do....
DM Bad Puppy says:
LOL j/k

El Chuppy says:
[contestant] number 2 is a psycho killer clown from the dark carnival but friends [like to] call him "Stretch Nuts"
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFL

Cory : jimmy i wanna meet u
drooler605: Egg Splatter!
drooler605: no u don't
Cory : y?
drooler605: cuz, u told me u didn't
Cory : the fuck i did
drooler605: u did
Cory : when?
drooler605: but that'z okay...cuz if ur not gonna meet me, then i just won't meet u either
drooler605: so there
drooler605: LOL
Cory : lol

DM Bad Puppy says:
well...faster than you could say 'shallow grave', this pretty lil thing came up to me and started kneeding my ballz like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock

Harper says:
U want lap dance?
Harper says:
ROFL
Harper says:
Not how I meant that
Harper says:
Do you want "A lap dance is so much better..."
DM Bad Puppy says:
ROFLMFAO!
DM Bad Puppy says:
OMFG DAWN!
Harper says:
lololol
DM Bad Puppy says:
you sound like a chinese whore!

DM Bad Puppy says:
the lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying

Harper says:
"You gotta lotta nerve to say you are my friend--when i was down, you just stood there, grinning
Harper says:
Oh wait--maybe that wasn't the best quote

Harper says:
Mater tua criceta fuit
DM Bad Puppy says:
i don't speak Jew! Sorry, Dawn...

*does the SWG monkey dance*

MUAHAHAHAHA I get random comments, too, Melanie... MUAHAHAHHAHAHA *laughter fades into the distance*

Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

March
Attractive personality.sexy. Affectionate.Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented.Loves special things. Moody.

GIGOLO2004: you can cook???
GIGOLO2004: spotted dick
ipumpgasrealgood: but cook, yea
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
GIGOLO2004: for dessert...lol
GIGOLO2004: banana split
ipumpgasrealgood: can't cook spotted
dick...and that sounds nasty to americans
LOL
GIGOLO2004: rice a la cubana...lol
ipumpgasrealgood: we don't know what it is,
but it'll give us AIDS i'm sure
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
GIGOLO2004: no, it's a dessert here...lol
ipumpgasrealgood: i know LOL

bbbtm-wc1-now: HI
ipumpgasrealgood: hi
ipumpgasrealgood: i mean
ipumpgasrealgood: HI
ipumpgasrealgood: lol
bbbtm-wc1-now: WHERE R U?
ipumpgasrealgood: NASHVILLE
ipumpgasrealgood: HA HA HA

Ca c'est le fin....

Desole a tous le monde, comme Melanie... Si desole, mais c'est important... pour moi...

J'avais decide que, maintenant, je vais parler francais ici. Je veux dire ce que je veux dire. C'est le fin, VAUCHES!!! LOL

C'est pas très loin de la ville
C'est pas plus grand qu'un coeur tranquille
C'est nos racines

Elles sont toujours restées loin
Là où on peut voir la mer sans fin
Et l'avenir
Et l'avenir

Vouloir toujours cacher aux autres ses failles
Avoir l'envie que quelqu'un d'autre s'en aille
Avoir peur de revenir
Avoir peur de devenir

On peut s'aimer, se désaimer,
On ne ressemble qu'à ce qu'on fait
On peut rêver, se réveiller,
On est semblable à ce qu'on est

Où que tu sois avec moi
Et où qu'on aille on sera trois
Le manque et nous

Tous les soleils des mois d'août
Le manque de ce qui fait ce qu'on est
L'absence de tout
L'absence de nous

Vouloir toujours cacher aux autres ses failles
Avoir l'envie que quelqu'un d'autre s'en aille
Avoir peur de revenir
Avoir peur de devenir

On peut s'aimer, se désaimer
On ne ressemble qu'à ce qu'on fait
On peut rêver, se réveiller
On est semblable à ce qu'on est

On peut s'aimer, se désaimer
On ne ressemble qu'à ce qu'on fait

On a beau prendre des trains
Ce s'ra toujours pour pouvoir enfin
Toucher les cimes
Prendre racine

Terra Nova: Pay (Not) to Play

*hides in the corner and cries*

10 questions: Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles.
Band I chose - Linkin Park

1. Are you male or female?: KYUR4 TH ICH
2. Describe yourself: Numb
3. How do some people feel about you?: Pushing Me Away
4. How do you feel about yourself?: Nobody's Listening
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Forgotten
6. Where would you rather be?: Somewhere I Belong
7. Describe what you want to be: By Myself
8. Describe how you live: H! VLTG3
9. Describe how you love: From the Inside
10. Share a few words of wisdom: Easier to Run

Well, I'm pretty sure everyone's mad at me and they're not talking to me; but, then again, I was screaming, "DON'T FUCKIN' TALK TO ME! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKIN' TALK TO ME!!!"

Oh well, at least I have some fuckin peace now. Everyone is hiding in their rooms from the wrath of the Jimmy-sans-cigs. LOL I couldn't smoke today even if I wanted to cheat and get a pack. Absolutely fuckin' broke.... I have 26 cents. That's what'z got me irritated the most. It's not that I'm *not* smoking--it'z that I CAN'T smoke!

Grrrr.... I'm gonna go eat some carrots, since I can't buy any fuckin potato chips.... I need something fuckin crunchy!

Druwizard: dude... one of my buddies just told
me superman died... christopher reeves
that is
ipumpgasrealgood: oh, i'm sorry
ipumpgasrealgood: were u close?
Druwizard: yes...
ipumpgasrealgood: *stifles back laughter*
Druwizard: lol

jayman8: see, i'm old and considered
"husband" material, sort of like that chick
who fucked the old guy then got really fat
jayman8: then got skinny again...
jayman8: the old rich guy that is
jayman8: so they act different with me is the
point.
ipumpgasrealgood: what?

DM: You HIT! Roll (((6d20+4d8-1d12*(4d4+1d10)+9d6)/(2d8)+3d12)/10d6)+1d20*1d4-6d12+(10d6-5d12)-(2d6/2d4)^1d4 for dmg...

Melanie iz da KEWLEST chica!

*hugz!*

I think I'm turning mean... O.o

brak-n-zorak: well ask some questions then
brak-n-zorak: stupid head:-)p
ipumpgasrealgood: so, u suck ur momma's
dick with that mouth?
ipumpgasrealgood: that'z a question
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL

brak-n-zorak: and then I asked what you were
up to tonight?
ipumpgasrealgood: that'z nice
ipumpgasrealgood: nothing
ipumpgasrealgood: :)
ipumpgasrealgood: don't try to play bitch
ipumpgasrealgood: i ask the questions
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: NOT U
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL

YAY! I ran an adventure tonight... We got cut short cuz of MSN goin' down, but it turned out really well. Dawn made a great connection between the kidnapping of Olivia and the orcs that were driven insane with hunger. Kudos for her. She's really starting to figure out what's going on in the Shires. I just hope you are in time.... Caladaine can schange forever in the face of this new evil.

I'm watching the story as much as you are. I'm not holding the reins. I truely am just running the world and I'm not controlling what happens. I want to see this all happen and see how this all plays out as much as you.

You have changed this world more than I could have ever thought. You will find that alot of your past choices have changed the course of how this campaign has played out--and how the world develops. This is what it means to be DM.

For any would-be DM's out there. This is the perfect group. Let them shape the world and you will have more fun. Don't try to guide them on YOUR path, let them run their own. It'z more fun that way.

For my players, the game was short this time. --but it wasn't wasted at all... that'z why I gave the xp award. It was perfect. The role-playing, the investigation of the story, trying to figure out what has been going on...it'z all perfect. Just remember that the world won't stand still for you. It isn't static. I want it to feel real just like an author wants his world to feel real; but, we are all the authors of this world. That is why I love it so much. I truely don't know what will happen next--and I wouldn't have it any other way.

W000000000000000000000000000tttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!

OMFG! Am I gonna die, Melanie? This feels horrible! Is this why non-smokers are so bitchy all the time? LOL *shrieks in anguish*

How much did you smoke? I would smoke up to 1-2 packs a day. I really was a stinky smoker. LOL

ugh. I'm gonna go beat my head on the wall. I feel so dizzy and confused...

Duct tape is like the Force, it has a Darkside,a Lightside and it holds the universe together......

Rich you must be,if Jedi you wish to become