You have gotten better at vomiting (30):
So, my cat completely fucked up the carpets all over the downstairs. :( In over 20 years of having cats, I have NEVER seen a cat projectile vomit--I don't want to ever again, either... Let me tell you, it'z some Exorcist lookin shit LOL. Poor kitty... She seems to be doing fine now tho. Gonna take her to the doc tho, to make sure.
In a more non-gross-you-out subject, I just beat Baldur's Gate 1... AGAIN! LOL Baldur's Gate is a really kewl game, but, unfortunately, it'z like watching Dune while you are high... U'll never get thru the whole thing and you'll forget where u were at and what the hell was goin' on NEwayz, so u just keep starting over. but i did it again. :) Beat it the first time after like 4 tries (after a string of unfortunate events... DAMN YOU CAPT. FRODO! or whatever that dude's name is *smiles at Javier* ...moving, reformats, new computers, ect.)
For those of you who don't know BG. It'z an old game. '98 i believe. Even tho the graphics are pretty much not considered graphics anymore (more of a picture with moving pictures on it--just better resolution than Mario Bros.), itz storyline and gameplay is awsome. It will forever be a classic and a game that I'll play LOL. --and it'z such a good game that everytime i play it, i find something new, or a new storyline. It'z great. (You'll have diff dialogues with people based on who is in ur party ect.)
--and on a happy note, none of my companions got so pissed at one another that they killed eachother! LOL that'z a first for me, altho, I wholly expected it, seeing as how they were bickering so much (half my party was evil and the other half was good). Altho, we did lose a few to unfortunate accidents--but that can't be helped. (stupid green slime!)
So, now i start on BG2--literally... I just installed it. Gonna import my BG1 char in and continue the story. I have never played BG2, except a few times of just playin the beginning to see what it was like, ect. I've never even left the first dungeon, so it should be all kewl and new. I'm really interested in what happens next, after having waited for so long. (bought the game and it just collected dust while i played around with the 1st still and played other games...)
Unfortunately, neither shows up on Xfire, so I won't be gaining any stats, except maybe SWG. LOL I'm slowly working my way thru all my old games and working it up to present, pepperin' it with some good 'ol SWG tho. Need to get to Jedi on that one LOL.
So, u'll prob see some old skool stats poppin up on xfire, depending on if it'z supported or not. I know Halo is, and that one is rushing up fast... *gets angry wondering when they'll release Halo2 on PC* hmmmm... i never did beat Halo tho...that'z another i'd have to beat to play the 2nd hehe.
LET ME TELL U THO! I HATE THE FLOOD! The only reason that I haven't beaten Halo 1 is that damn flood!... DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU DO NOT WANT ANY HALO 1 STORYLINE SPOILERS!!! (otherwise, scroll down LOL)
You see... I have a problem with undead... The more realistic the game (Halo has good graphics and is a FPS, so it feels pretty realistic--altho, in 10 yrs, it'll be like Doom 1 to me LOL which is kinda funny to think about it...), the worse it is. I can't stand undead... It freaks the hell outta me.
I will literally be screaming when shit comes at me in Halo...the flood that is... if it'z the covenant, i'm all like...DIE YOU ALIEN SONS OF BITCHES!!!! *runs out in the middle of them all heroically* There's just something about the undead that I really can't take... it'z just...uh...unatural... Die already bitches! LOL (In fact... going back to BG1, my char has a sword that works really well on undead... He has never dropped/sold it since he got it... LOL plus it looks kewl, cuz it'z all on fire n shit... LOL)
Ugh! I hate undead... Makes me fuckin' shiver!
So, yea, I can play Halo...even fight the flood for a time, but eventually, I start to break down. I move forward slower, step by step, until eventually, I'm sitting in some corner by myself (my game char, not me literally), twitchin and looking around all over and afraid to go any farther, cuz i just KNOW they're out there waiting for me. It'z actually kinda funny.
In RL i'm all like... I can't go forward... NO! YOU CAN"T MAKE ME! *realizes that'z the only way he can go tho* *moves forward, gets ambushed by the flood* *screams, is all like OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! Running backwards shooting an assault rifle at anything that moves....* Yea, it'z pretty bad.. I literally scream outloud and jump and bob back n forth in my seat like i'm actually dodging them. It'z funny! LOL
I've determined tho that i'm gonna just put it on easy lvl (as opposed to normal or plus, like i play all my games) to lower the fear factor. SHIT THO I HATE THEM!
alas.... The things i must do to save the world (or galaxy in this case) time and time again... *sigh*
You all have alot of tragedies and holocausts u need to thank me for saving u from DAMMIT! :P
NEwayz... back to saving the world....
Taricus out *salutes*
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