taricus: NEW! Jesus dogs!
Teagan: ROFLMFAO
Teagan: Filled with kosher cheese!
taricus: Jesus says, "This is my body!"
taricus: guess that'd work better as a slogan for Jesus crackers, huh?
taricus: OH WAIT! No!
taricus: The slogan for Jesus crackers is, "EAT ME!"
taricus: ROFL

El Chuppy says:
what about the Jews tho?
El Chuppy says:
everyone knowz Jews have more money
El Chuppy says:
you gonna put Moses on some hot sauce
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
He'll be in commercials
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
There'll be like all these brands of hot sauce all around, and he'll look all confused on which one to pic
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
pick*
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
then he'll suddenly get this look like he figured it out and he'll throw his arms in the air and hold his walking stuck up high
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
and they'll all part and only one will be left in the middle
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
Moses' Hot Sauce
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
El Chuppy says:
ROFLMFAO
El Chuppy says:
Sweet Jesus!
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
El Chuppy says:
now with more jalepenos!
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
and then the announcer will say, "It's *that* damn good!"
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO
El Chuppy says:
at which point every station in the world besides one small ABC affiliate in Kansas refuses to play your commericals
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
and right when the announcer says it, a divine lightning bolt comes down and scorches the slogan into the wooden table
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
El Chuppy says:
it be better on a big concrete tablet
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
OH YEA
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
even better ROFL
El Chuppy says:
I. Its that DAMN good
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO
El Chuppy says:
II. Buy some today
El Chuppy says:
III. Thou shall not covet thy neighbour's crappy hot sauce
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL

Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
i told jeff I was gonna use jesus as a marketing ploy
El Chuppy says:
I know where g-nome came from
El Chuppy says:
how did we get g-knowing from?
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
cuz religious people would buy anything if jesus was on it
El Chuppy says:
LMFAO
El Chuppy says:
too true
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
like jesus toilet paper... where every square has a smiling jesus on it
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
El Chuppy says:
Jesus sandels! Walk on watr with....Jesus Hush Puppies!
El Chuppy says:
I have 2035 songs left to go...sig
El Chuppy says:
(sigh)
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
or Jesus hot sauce... It'd have a smiling jesus on the label holding a bottle of the hot sauce and a lil chat balloon that has Jesus saying, "HOT DAMN!"
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
that or, "GOOD LORD! THAT'Z HOT!"
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
El Chuppy says:
HOLY HELL IN A BOTTLE!
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
Jesus Tortilla Chips
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
pronounced Hey-Sous
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
El Chuppy says:
LMFA
El Chuppy says:
That'z exactly what I was thinking
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
and It has a pic of Smiling Jesus with a sombrero on
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
El Chuppy says:
"Holy Mother of Mary! That's a'spicy meatball!"
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
Now comes in mild swiss flavor tortilla chips
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO and he's holding a lil block of swiss (cuz swiss has holes in it... so it'z holey ROFL)
El Chuppy says:
Jesus says, "Buy this Creed album!"
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFLMFAO
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
(as opposed to holy ROFL)
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
I'm tellin' ya
El Chuppy says:
...
El Chuppy says:
lolololololol
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
the christians would just buy that stuff up
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL

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What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Jeff is your soulmate.

You truly love Jennifer.

You consider Javi your true friend.

You know that Emily is always thinking of you.

You'll remember Dawn for the rest of your life.

You secretly think Kat is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.

You secretly think that Melissa is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

You secretly think that Russel is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Russel changes lovers faster than underwear.

You secretly think Brian is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Brian has a hidden internet romance.

What Do You Think of Your Friends?

Part Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

Part Playful Kisser

Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Awwwww.... The quiz loves me....:

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...	delicious
Your hugs are...	gentle
Your eyes...	burn into my heart
Your touch is...	heart warming
Your smell is...	amazing
Your smile is...	entrancing
Your love is...	one of a kind
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ipumpgasrealgood: i <3 boobies
ipumpgasrealgood: lol
ipumpgasrealgood: <---is tryin to be str8
nashguy1979: awww
* nashguy1979 holds your hand
ipumpgasrealgood: hehe
ipumpgasrealgood: stop it!
ipumpgasrealgood: ur converting me!
ipumpgasrealgood: stop it
ipumpgasrealgood: *sighs*
ipumpgasrealgood: ok....i'm gay now....

ipumpgasrealgood: ROFLFMAO
ipumpgasrealgood: ROFLMFAO*
ipumpgasrealgood: i think i just said
something durrty
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
nashguy1979: lol
nashguy1979: durty gurl
ipumpgasrealgood: lol
ipumpgasrealgood: plz don't refer to me in the
female...i have more dick than u

I really need to change out my links... Half of them don't work!

They're at the bottom of the page, in case u were looking for them.... Occasionally, I post something too large for the margins and it shoves it to the bottom... Really I'm too lazy to care, since once the post drops off the list, it all goes back to normal. Yeah for not giving a damn!

I have an IQ of 135!!!! woooooo, that there means i'm like smart...n stuff...

Yea, apparently, I got really bored today and took a bunch of random quizzes...

I left out the one that said I was goin' to the 7th layer of hell, tho... I'm pretty sure we all knew that one all ready... *sigh* memories...

I am 65% Video Game Addict.

Video games are a big portion of my life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what I might think. I should just go outside.

Take the
Video Game Addict Test
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I am 54% Tortured Artist.

Art is significant in my life, people are scum but I have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and I will either forget about art or hate the world.

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I am 25% Ska.

I know the scene, I've heard the bands, and I am burned out. Well, these things happen. I will now go ahead and go through the same thing with Punk and Emo.

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I am 34% Promiscuous.

Sure I have had sex, but what's the big deal? I find it as a chore to keep my realtionship balanced. But if I had a choice, I'd rather watch TV or paint dry.

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I am 38% Internet Addict.

I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!

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Internet Addict Test
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I am 21% Idiot.

I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.

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I am 51% Grunge.

I am pretty dirty, all right and, I reek of teen spirit... I would sell my own children for a moldy hotpocket, man.

Take the
Grunge Test
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I am 49% Evil Genius.

I want to be evil. I do evil things. But given the opportunity, and a darn good reason I may turn to the good side. Besides I am probably a miserable evil genius.

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I am 45% Emo.

Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks.

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Emo Test
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I am 35% Raver.

Well, I may have been to a rave. I probably know a bunch of ravers, but they may think of me as an outsider. That's okay, at least I am not a complete freak.

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Raver Test
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You scored as Democrat. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'> Democrat 100% Anarchism 92% Green 67% Communism 58% Socialist 50% Fascism 17% Nazi 0% Republican 0% What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In? created with QuizFarm.com

Andrea




7/29/2005 8:25:00 PM

You meet your soulmate. However there is a catch: Every three years someone will break your soulmate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear- for the rest of your life- sound as if its being performed by the band Alice in Chains. If you see Radiohead live, every one of their tunes will sound like its being covered by Alice in Chains. When you hear a commercial jingle on TV, it will sound like Alice in Chains; if you sing to yourself in the shower, your voice will sound like deceased Alice vocalist Layne Staley performing a capella (but it will only sound this way to you)
Would you swallow the pill?


frighteningly enough, I don't think I would.

Here's the rules of the game. You think of the name of a movie and replace one of the words with vagina. Pretty simple, then you copy and paste the post and bulletin to your friends.

1. MiLLy - Star Wars: Revenge of the Vagina
2. brad- dude, wheres my vagina?
3. katie- Vagina Troopers
4. Justin Vega - Willy Wonka and the Vagina Factory
5. Kimtar - i heart vagina
6. Marth -- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Vagina
7. James -- Forest Vagina
8. Jillian ~ Seven Days in Vagina
9. Jenn ~ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Vagina
10. Chels ~ Harry Vagina (Harry Potter)
11. Jeremy- Singin' in the Vag
12.Kat- A Walk in the Vagna (aka. A Walk in the Clouds)
13. Jeff ~ Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Vaginas
14. Tiffany- Vagina State
15. Jonathan - Meet the Vaginas
16. Torie ~ "Full Metal Vagina"
17. Renee~ "Harold and Kumar go to Vagina Castle"
18. Poney - Lord of the Vaginas
19 george -- Men in Vagina
20.Amber-*Vagina Crashers =)
21. Francy- 40 days and 40 Vaginas
22. ARI - 2 DAYS IN THE VAGINA
23. bobby - the color of vagina
24. ryan - 3 men and a vagina!
25. Jenny J - Charlie and the Chocolate Vagina
26: Mike: War of The Vaginas
27. Delirium Filth: Vagina Girls or Mean Vagina
28. Cory- A Man Vagina or A Vagina Apart
28. [girl] Cory - The Devil's Vagina's
29. jessecaleburkett - the vagina reloaded
30. SARACHERISEYOOOOO!-a VAGINA to remember. =]]]]
31. Tennessee- I'm Gonna Get You Vagina
32. JERROD. 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT VAGINA...
33. Staci - Charlie and the Chocolate Vagina
34. Daniel-Teenage Mutant Ninja Vaginas
35. SARAH FITZ~Old Vagina----Old School
36. Nasty~ The Vagina strikes back------The Empire strikes back
37. Samantha- Good Vagina Hunting---good will hunting
38. Jimmy~ Resident Vagina
39. Another Jimmy-The Man Without a Vagina