How dare she think that American soldiers would beat someone?! Let's go teach her a lesson!: News

I swear, some people are fucking morons! The nice part is that SHE DIDN'T EVEN PAINT IT! I still find it hard to believe that someone would beat her up, because she had a painting of American soldiers beating up Iraqi prisoners. Kinda redundant and pointless. --Like Jeff said, "It's like peace protestors beating people up to make them listen."

clarksvilletenn: so how's school....
ipumpgasrealgood: oh really god
ipumpgasrealgood: good
ipumpgasrealgood: i'm hoping this year i'll
make it to 4th grade
ipumpgasrealgood: everyone's starting to treat
me like i'm stupid

clarksvilletenn: what ultimatum did i give you
last time we talked?
ipumpgasrealgood: blah blah....call me....bla
blah...clock ticking....blah....never speak to
you again....blah blah....i hate jimmy....
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: sumpthin' like that
clarksvilletenn: bitch please.... ahhahha ur
stupid

Drooler55: is that u on cal's site about the skunk?
PrismaticEcho: yeah LOL
Drooler55: OMG! *tackles Sara* Run 'lil skunk! RUN!
Drooler55: LOL
PrismaticEcho: LOL
PrismaticEcho: It was sooooooo kewt wasn't it!
Drooler55: that'z what i tried to put, but her posting isn't working
Drooler55: yea hehe
Drooler55: thought i'd share that with ya, before my ADHD caused me to forget LOL
Drooler55: *huggles the skunk*
Drooler55: MINE!
Drooler55: *has the vet remove its poot gland
Drooler55: LOL
PrismaticEcho: LOL
PrismaticEcho: Not it's "poot" gland LOL

You know that personality test I've put on here so many times? I was really bored and so I ended up there again, just clicking away all innocently; and, then, it throws this on me: 30) I work as or would be interested in working as a hooker.

Very Inaccurate or Very Accurate?

WTF^^?! HOLY SHIT! ROFLMFAO That is so fuckin' funny! OMFG! ROFLMFAO
VERY INACCURATE!

bah, stupid pic... I'll put it up under games sometime...

Trandoshan_king
Force Sensitive



New Zealand
58 Posts
Posted - 10/31/2003 : 04:25:46
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haha everyone has stories of this game but my one i can asure u was the funniest. the story starts with me being having just started the game a couple of days before with some crap armor and my scout blaster running through the plains of tattooine looking for something which would give me some good experience. While having some close escapes from squills and tuskens using alot of my burst run to escape i was completely worn out and decided to head back to the closest town. while doing this i came accross two krayts. Not worrying about the size and not bothering examining it i foolishly attacked it and then ran, and ran, and ran, and ran until another one (juvenile) spawned right on top of me. This scared the crap out of me and i tried running again but i found i was unable to burst run any longer wetting my pants yet again i still tried running but to my surprise i found nothing following me... so i backtracked out of share curiosity and found the fight of a century, two krayts fighting each other! so then i took my chance ran up the hill and started attacking the one which was losing after about 10 minutes of intense excitement the one i was attacking finally died! HUGE amounts of experience both scouting and combat followed and thus the legend was born. The krayt slaying newbie

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Ever tried dueling a Trandoshan Master TKA?
didnt think so...



*coughs*bullshit*ahem* People actually bought this story! Krayt dragons will no where u are and attack you long before you even get close enough to see them. You can't outrun a krayt, those bitches run FAST! The xp isn't the greatest (mainly because you have to keep running out of range to stay far away from them), you have to be in dangerous territory in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE (where a newb wouldn't be anyways) to even get to them. I've been in groups of 20 full of masters of their chosen fighting professions wearing full composite (which a newbie wouldn't have), (and even including some doctors and medics and such) and we still fought for literally HOURS trying to take one down (I'm talking about 2 days of game time). Hardly think his marksman scout blaster would have saved him, even if he could escape by burst running (and believe me, i've tried that LOL). Personally, I don't think this guy has seen a krayt in his life.Krayt draon image--pay special attention to the number of people in the group and the amount of damage one person said they were hitting for... A scout blaster hits for a nice 300/hit...

Woot! Got commando in SWG! It rocks and looks really kewl!

*does a 'lil dance and shoots you in the face with a rocket launcher*

I'm so bored, and hungry.... hungry.... HUNGRY!

It'z nice to know that Massachusettes is seperate, but equal--but what about the rest of the United States?

...Guess it'z just seperate, huh?

Sadly, I click for the next email, and it is just as bad...

Halol!!

While man's desires and aspirations stir he cannot coshoe but err.No battle is wtorh fighting epxcet the last oen.
Give eevry man your ear, but few thy voice. Take each man's cnesure, but reevsre thy judgmnet. [Hamelt]
No language is rude that can boast polite writrse.
An old young man, will be a young old man.
In bed my real love has always been the seelp that rescued me by alolwing me to dream.
It's not a slam at you wehn peploe are rude -- it's a slam at the pelpoe they've met breoef.
Is life wtroh living? It all dendpes on the liver.
Flatter not thyself in thy faith in God if thou hast not charity for thy neigbroh.
Forgivenses is a virtue of the brave.
Gutbai

STEVEN! STOP TRYIHNG TO LULL ME WITH UR POETRY!!! ROFLMFAO

Got this shit in one of my little known email accounts. Apparently, someone found my profile and decided to email me a poem... The rest... well... it was mired in dyslexia (let's all laugh at him!):

Hello teehr!!

The future is... black.The wrsot nightmare I ever had about Vietnam was that I had to go back. I wkoe up in a sweat, in total teorrr.
If help and salvation are to cmoe, they can only come form the chiledrn, for the chilredn are the makers of men.
True politeness consists in being easy one's slef, and in making eevry one about one as easy as one can.
Lvoe, you are eretnal like springtime.
Life is the farce which eevryone has to pfmeror.
Ceomdy is an escape, not form truth but form despair a narrow escape into faith.
Like a Frecnh peom is life being only pfecert in structure when with the masculine rhymes mingeld the feminine are.
Dsepair is pfetcerly compatible with a good dinenr, I promise you.
Blsdoens is businses is the first, seoncd, and third thing.
Salang slente

Steven, have you been emailing me from an account I don't know about? LOL QUIT CRUISIN' ME

ipumpgasrealgood: true
thekid26: what do you do for
entertainment
ipumpgasrealgood: defeat
super-villians and keep
Nashville safe from their
nefarious plots

Haven't found a way to mirror the trailer, but you can find it here: LucasArts | In Development (you will have to right-click and open the link in a new window to see the clip)

This is the kewlest video trailer I have ever seen for SWG. Granted I haven't seen the flying ships on the planets, the HUGE walkers, or the epic battles between the two forces (the last one depending on player involvement); but, you can tell it is actually in-game video. Maybe it's something coming up that we haven't seen live, yet.

I have participated in battles ON spaceships before, which you can see in the video. Great stuff. This is one of the best trailers I have seen in a long time!!!!

Pourrais-tu m'aimer?

Quand je te vois
J'ai une sensation que
Je peux pas expliquer....

Mon coeur t'appelles--
Mais j'ai peur....
Je ne peux rien faire
Il faut que mon coeur t'attende

Est-ce que tu m'aimes
Comme je t'aime?
Je souhaite que
Ta reponse soit "Oui"
Mais, encore, j'ai peur....

Est-ce que tu m'aime
Comme je t'aime?
Je veux savoir--
Mais si je te demande....
Tu saurais....

Comment on sait
Qu'est-ce qui se passerait
Si nous gardons le silence?

Mais le risque est si grand--
Alors, on ne dit rien....

Encore, la question me preoccupe
Si je te demandais....
Qu'est-ce que tu ferais?
Pourrais-tu m'aimer?
--Comme je t'aime?....

--Jimmy Amato

Hi...

Marzipan's Answering Machine

You can't be popular AND smart!: T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!

BANANA PHONE!!!

Meanwhile, al-Qaeda is posting snuff porn, I guess just to keep us bombing random buildings.

--Scott

Oh! Dawn showed me this and I think it'z nifty! CLICK ME! CLICK ME!

Just found a guest pass to a really crappy club downtown that I can use any Saturday... Guess they figure that if a hottie like me shows up, then I'll attract more people. Kinda sad it'z a lesbian bar, tho... Who knows, maybe I'll find me a Stacey who can fix me a Jeep! hehe j/k

I have a date with myself tonight. :) Heard I'm good in the sack, so I'm interested in how this turns out hehe

The difference between Jeff and me...

Myers Briggs Compatibility Test Introversion |||||||||||||||| 66% |||||||||||| 50% Extroversion |||||||||||||||||| 80% |||||||||||| 46% Intuitive |||||||||||||| 60% |||||||||||| 46% Sensing |||||||||||||| 56% |||||||||||||||||| 76% Feeling |||||||||||||||||||| 83% |||||||||||||||||| 76% Thinking |||||||||||| 46% |||||||||||||||| 63% Judging |||||| 23% |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Perceiving |||||||||||||||||||| 90% |||| 13% scale key - you |||||| them |||||| Your type - ENFP, Their type - ISFJ Your overall similarity is 61%. Your overall complementarity is 76%.

Take Free Myers Briggs Compatibility Test

Grrrrr!!!! I wish I could work on my site, but I have to put Frontpage, dreamweaver, photoshop, ect. on my comp and I'm just fuckin' lazy right now and don't where all the cd's and stuff are or have the inclination to find them... /end run-on sentance

PrismaticEcho: Dip it low, pick it up slow, roll it all around, poke it out like your back broke. Pop pop POP that thAng!
Drooler55: LOL
Drooler55: wtf?!

PrismaticEcho: Ima show ya how to make your man say, "Oooooh!"
Drooler55: QUIT CRUISIN' ME!
Drooler55: LOL

PrismaticEcho: If he's a good boyee, a really really good boyee, why not let him lay with you?
Drooler55: hehehe
PrismaticEcho: meet him at the door with nuthin on. Take him by the hair, let him know it's on
PrismaticEcho: Are you hott n bothered yet?
Drooler55: mmm
Drooler55: u know it
PrismaticEcho: WoO!!!!
Drooler55: u make me wet
PrismaticEcho: hAWt!
Drooler55: LOL
Drooler55: u leave snail trails in my pants

Matching handbag, heels, and night-vision tiara sold seperately: Commercial Closet

Age of Empires brings about war between Pro-Sheep and Anti-Sheep factions--

DM TPK says:
me u steven and jeff should all play
DM TPK says:
that would be kewl as hell
El Chuppy says:
Jeff sux at it, dude
DM TPK says:
all players u know? instead of NPC's
El Chuppy says:
And he hates it
DM TPK says:
he's only attempted to play once
El Chuppy says:
Aw, he lied to me
DM TPK says:
i think
DM TPK says:
he didn't understand it
DM TPK says:
it was that time we all tried to play at the same time
DM TPK says:
minus steven
El Chuppy says:
It would be fun dude!
El Chuppy says:
We could destroy Jeff's small navy
DM TPK says:
lol
DM TPK says:
i would build in his territory LOL
DM TPK says:
steal all of his resources
El Chuppy says:
GOLD!
El Chuppy says:
SHEEP!
El Chuppy says:
ROCK!
DM TPK says:
LOL
DM TPK says:
but i'd join up with jeff in the defense of sheep everywhere
DM TPK says:
SHEEP MURDERER!
El Chuppy says:
mmmm...finger lickin' good
DM TPK says:
*eats a fish....raw...*
DM TPK says:
ROFLMFAO
El Chuppy says:
Ewww
DM TPK says:
dawn
DM TPK says:
*suddenly, Taricus' armies appear at the gates of your town and the sails of hundreds of ships loom on the horizon*
DM TPK says:
FOR THE SHEEP!!!!
El Chuppy says:
STOLECO! cry my Englishmen...and my deer attack you!
DM TPK says:
*raising a black flag onto their masts the ships begin to bombard your paltry village, while the armies break down your walls and slaughter the sheep murdering locals*
DM TPK says:
ur deer
DM TPK says:
LOL
DM TPK says:
that'z funny
El Chuppy says:
*sends one villager away into your now empty castle and steals your sheep*
DM TPK says:
LOL
El Chuppy says:
Makes mutton
DM TPK says:
i would have a gate stronger than the one around my city with many guard towers equiped with flaming arrows to kill your one villager
DM TPK says:
you'd have to move through a massive stone maze and many gates to get to the sheep
El Chuppy says:
*comes bearing a giant Trojan sheep*
El Chuppy says:
*and a catapault*
DM TPK says:
your single villager would be found later with about 58 arrows in his back, making him look like a porqupine
El Chuppy says:
*dies heroically*
El Chuppy says:
And goes to sleep
El Chuppy says:
ROFL
El Chuppy says:
G'night Jimmy Mack
El Chuppy says:
Go play your games
DM TPK says:
LOL
DM TPK says:
nite
DM TPK says:
hehe
DM TPK says:
this isn't over yet, MUAHAHAHHAHA
LOL
El Chuppy says:
lol

Nice! :P LOL

um.... Testing, again?

Interested in role playing your vampire, you are invited to join The Vampires of Ravenblack City

Jimmy: If I was an evil, genetically-mutated monkey, bent on the total destruction of the world--and who wanted to eat you--, would you still like me?

Jeff: Of course...

Jimmy: Good, I'm glad that you wouldn't let things like that come between us.

Jimmy to Jeff: LOL It says our sale is lasting for 200 years on our stainless steel tumbler ad.... You might want to fix that LOL

--or maybe we should just add in "Hurry before time runs out!" ;)

"I plan to live forever. So far so good."
- Steven Wright

How can you expect someone to trust you, when the only reason you think that they don't trust you IS the reason why they shouldn't trust you?

Where once was light
Now darkness falls
Where once was love
Love is no more

Don't say goodbye
Don't say
I didn't try

These tears we cry
Are falling rain
For all the lies you told us
The hurt, the blame
And we will weep to be so alone
We are lost
We can never go home

So in the end
I'll be what I will be
No loyal friend was ever there for me
Now we say goodbye
We say you didn't try

These tears you cry
Have come too late
Take back the lies
The hurt the blame
And you will weep
When you face the end alone
You are lost
You can never go home

You are lost
You can never go home

--Gollum's Song

Neon Ninja won't be Neon Ninja soon. I'm going to change the site completely... It all depends on when I actually do it. I don't feel the ninja anymore. My life has changed, and as much as I wish I was 'like ninjas...' still, I am not. My life has changed--and much like that joke--it is in the past, and wanting to be forgotten. It isn't who I am anymore. I miss that person, but that person doesn't miss me. *ahem* emily *cough* (not even a name to be capitalized anymore)

I won't ever resent my past. I won't ever resent you, but I will not hold onto a friendship that we won't hold together (even if you pretend it isn't over--and I won't forget how u made me feel on my b-day... --and for that, you are a coward...), no matter how good you made me feel back when we were best friends. I still love you, but I won't lie either. I don't love you anywhere near as much. I'm thankful for how you helped me before, but I also see who you became. (This isn't one of those Mike D "Yea, but I know what once was" things...) I miss the old Emily--like I miss the old everybody.

It was you who became lost; and, not me. --but now I leave you alone, just as you did me, when I needed you most.

Adieu.

shadowm4m: cool love to suck it
ipumpgasrealgood: that'z nice
ipumpgasrealgood: :/
ipumpgasrealgood: i'm gonna go
shadowm4m: how big ? 6.5 uncut
here
ipumpgasrealgood: bigger than u
ipumpgasrealgood: :)
ipumpgasrealgood: later
You are now ignoring: shadowm4m

And now my charms are all o'erthrown
And what strength I have's mine own
Which is most faint: now t'is true
I must here be released by you

But release me from my bands
Wish the help of your good hands
Gentle breath of yours my sails
Must fill, or else my project fails,

Which was to please. Now I want
Spirits to enforce, art to enchant
And my ending is despair,
Unless I be relieved by prayer

Which pierces so that it assaults
Mercy itself and frees all faults
As you from your crimes would pardon'd be
Let your indulgence set me free

--William Shakespeare
(Prospero's Speech (sp?))