Wednesday, March 31, 2004
You are a Creative Assertive: Creatives seem to
manifest only as Creative Assertives. They
often display heightened sensitivity and
perceptual ability. They're absorbed in their
work, reflective, self-sufficient, sometimes
volatile, and visionary; they question life and
themselves. They're designers, artists,
novelists, dancers, and musicians.
What is your Natural Life Energy?
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004
"As long as there are boys who don't appreciate their youth, and men who
do, there will always be drama'.
-Unknown
Non, rien de rien, non je ne regrette rien,
Ni le bien qu’on m’a fait, ni le mal, tout ça m’est bien égal.
Non, rien de rien, non je ne regrette rien.
C’est pay? balay? oubli? je me fous de pass?
Avec mes souvenirs, j’ai allum?le feu,
Mes chagrins, mes plaisirs, je n’ai plus besoin d’eux.
Balayés mes amours avec leurs trémolos,
Balayés pour toujours, je repars ?zéro.
Non, rien de rien, non je ne regrette rien,
Ni le bien qu’on m’a fait, ni le mal, tout ça m’est bien égal.
Non, rien de rien, non je ne regrette rien.
C’est pay? balay? oubli? je me fous de pass?
Car ma vie, car mes joies, aujourd’hui, ça commence avec toi!
----Edith Piaf

You are Ecstasy!
Contrary to popular belief, you don't want to sex everyone you meet.
You rather hug, dance, hug, suck on some candy, and hug some more.
Side effects include: thinking bad techno sounds good - and finding the creepiest people "pretty"
What Drug Are You?
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Are you even Gay? You must be because you dress so
well. Style comes naturally to you, but you
don't know it. You look straight but hot and
it's just naturally attractive. You're the
Straight Styled type of Gay Guy.
What type of gay guy are You?
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You enter the door .You see the higher being and
listen to what it says to you:
I have already been waiting for you.You ask
yourself why, dont you? Let me explain:
You should know that I am not the highest being I
am just one of the nine servants. And I am
sent to make you think about something but I am
not here to answer your questions. I can not
tell you too much but I will come again. So
listen what I have to say!
I am the higher being of help. I shall say you that
there was a difficult time for you . That you
had to make the experience how it is to be sad.
I can tell you that this happens in every mans
life one time. But this time is over soon, I am
told that this will change and a long, long
happy time will come to you. Something human
call love will come over you .And this will
help you to destroy your feelings of sadness
and pain, and you will feel like a new human.
I cant identify if it is the love to a woman/man,
friend, family member or god but it will give
you some new hope, believe me!
Thus spoke the higher being of help and now wake
up!
If you want the higher beings to come again please
rate this quiz. It will may take some time but
I have to work hard. Messages are also welcome!
~Visit the higher being in one of your dreams and listen what he says to you !!!WITH PICS!~
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Monday, March 29, 2004
Alot of things change when you face adversity at its worst. Suddenly, like tumblers in a lock, you begin to understand the reasons why the events in your life happened and how your choices, or inattentiveness, had caused the things that happened to occur. Bad luck and stupid decisions don't make the actions of other people easier to take, nor do they lay the blame on yourself for things getting to those awful points. At best, if you survive, and run away long enuff to think, you learn well enuff to defend urself, and you learn that there are alwayz the same people there waiting when you do run. And then there are the others... You learn that not only do you have a pattern of getting ur own arse into a mess, but there are certain other people, who for some reason or another, cause problems, or accentuate standing ones, or even the ones who are just never there. We all know the last kind. They want you to be there in a crisis and make it all better, but if you are the one running from a supernatural force, they're the ones tripping you to save themselves. That or they're the ones closing the door in front of you, wanting you to stay behind in turmoil (altho, the reason would be lost on me).
"People need your love the most when they appear to deserve it the least."
Now, this isn't about people being friends, or people NOT being friends, for that matter. I was just rambling. It's just that... well... there usually comes a point in someone's life, when bad things happen, that the bad things don't matter anymore. You're left with scars, but you can bear those scars. The drama fades away and you see with more clarity than ever before. You don't change, but you grow and stop hiding. You realize that nothing has ever changed you. You built a wall to hold all the bad stuff out, but really, you closed yourself inside with it--not wanting to share your pain; not wanting anyone to understand you. You just want to disappear and be forgotten inside the wall around you, because you think that no one can understand you, even if you told them. Yet, instead, you're living in your past--lost and hurt and alone--and left with a wall around you and your life that you wanted to escape.
"Numb."
When you close yourself away. It doesn't matter how horrible the things that happen to you are. No one hurts you worse than yourself--blaming yourself and wishing so hard that you caused it somehow, just so that people wouldn't be inherently evil. Not saying that they are, but choices made while you are in your shell and not looking clearly at the outside... they're based on the past... Eventually, something happens that would jar the sanity of other people, yet, you remain unbelievably calm and do the right thing. Reasonable thoughts and the right actions pull you thru. When it comes down to the do or die, you live...
"If I could change I would
Take back the pain I would
Retrace every wrong move that I made I would
If I could
Stand up and take the blame I would
If I could take all the shame to the grave I
Would "
It's with that realization that the shell around you begins to peel away.
"I will do the right thing and I have to trust myself. I can't control other people's actions, but I can act appropriately when their actions harm me. I ran when my life depended on it, and I survived, more than once. Before, I blamed myself, but this time was different. The shell is gone now, and I see clearly with my own eyes now--and not the fearful eyes I used to watch the world before. I'm trusting myself and allowing myself to live--if, maybe, just a little less naive."
Friday, March 26, 2004
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Sunday, March 21, 2004
This conversation was about Flowers In the Attic:
Jeff: I don't know why, but that movie relates to me.
Jimmy: Why? 'Cuz you want to rape your sister and have your mother murder you?
Jeff: .....
Jimmy: That'z callled foreplay, Jeff--play along!
Friday, March 19, 2004
Drooler55: what'z the diff between a woman with herpes and a leather shoe?
llJaVi3Rll: what?
Drooler55: what'z the diff between a woman with herpes and a leather shoe?
Drooler55: :-)
llJaVi3Rll: WHAT!!
llJaVi3Rll: >_<
Drooler55: what'z the diff between a woman with herpes and a leather shoe?
Drooler55: hehe
llJaVi3Rll: ..NTOHING
Drooler55: u could eat the leather shoe if ya had to
llJaVi3Rll: lol
Drooler55: ;-)
llJaVi3Rll: *yawns*
Drooler55: *puts his finger in ur mouth*
llJaVi3Rll: ...
llJaVi3Rll: no comment..
Drooler55: *bites ur nose*
llJaVi3Rll: AHH!!
llJaVi3Rll: >_<
llJaVi3Rll: NOO!!
llJaVi3Rll: *sniffles rubbing nose*
llJaVi3Rll: ..ow...
Drooler55: :-)
llJaVi3Rll: lol
Drooler55: *does backflips out of the room*
llJaVi3Rll: *tackles u to the floow and sits on top of u*
llJaVi3Rll: UR NOT GOING NO WHERE! >_<
llJaVi3Rll: *bites ur neck*
llJaVi3Rll: >_<
llJaVi3Rll: mwuahahahahaha
Drooler55: *goes ethereal and escapes*
llJaVi3Rll: >_<
Drooler55: hehe
Drooler55: materializes on the roof
Drooler55: LOL
llJaVi3Rll: ....
Drooler55: *taunts you from the roof*
llJaVi3Rll: .....*throws a shoe at u*
Drooler55: *summons baby miniature phase spiders and sends them after you*
llJaVi3Rll: AHH!
Drooler55: *flies away on a magic carpet*
llJaVi3Rll: SPIDERS!! >_<
Drooler55: *cackles gleefully*
llJaVi3Rll: ...*sends out his heard of ankle bitting leprachauns*
llJaVi3Rll: AHAHAHA!!
llJaVi3Rll: ^_^
llJaVi3Rll: ...
llJaVi3Rll: heeyyy!!
llJaVi3Rll: well!
llJaVi3Rll: IM PETERPAN! *puts hands on hip and then puts one hand in air and flys away*
llJaVi3Rll: lol
Drooler55: *casts invisibility and fly and hides in mid-air*
llJaVi3Rll: ...
llJaVi3Rll: i give up...
llJaVi3Rll: *lets himself fall*
Drooler55: *catches you and pokes u in the eye, while gently laying you down on the ground and takes ur pixie dust so u can't fly anymore and steals Tinkerbell*
Drooler55: *flies away*
llJaVi3Rll: ....
llJaVi3Rll: *dies*
Drooler55: ROFL
Drooler55: I WIN!
llJaVi3Rll: ...
llJaVi3Rll: ok....
llJaVi3Rll: lol
llJaVi3Rll: *bows head in defeat*
Monday, March 15, 2004
We might have a new interface soon, if all goes as planned.... My hatred of Xhtml is subsiding... calmer, calmer.... mmmmm... LOL Actually, I thought all XHTML script was junk that looked like shit, but it'z not all that bad, but I'm going to wait until I actually get around doing the rest of my shit. (Finally, fixing my pages so they aren't under construction LOL)
Saturday, March 13, 2004
Jeff remember the conversation we had about subterranean elephants in Africa? The ones that were avoiding hunters and finding water by making dangerous treks into caverns for shelter and water; and how we related it to life on Mars and when I explained chemosynthesis in organic slime (the bacteria floating on the water in caves, getting energy from essentially eating minerals and shit) that has existed in caves for hundreds of, if not more, years. Check out the first paragraph in particular of this news report.
It makes me feel like we are really smart :) The harsh reality of life below Mars
Thursday, March 11, 2004
We all know about the stupid Wal-Martian from GA...
Wanna know what I think? She's a stupid cunt... Yes, I said it... CUNT! LOL
I remember first hearing that she found the bill on the ground and thought it was real. Aye, clutching the bill (which I would guess felt nothing like the real cloth/paper of a real bill or even the odd smooth platic-feel of the new bills) in her sweaty, greedy, white-trash palm, she most likely raced to the fanciest, most expensive store she knew... WAL-Mart!!! Whipping out the bill for her $1,675 worth of merchandise, the dumb bitch actually thought she would walk out with her new goodies--most likely already marred to the point of being unable to be sold by her greasy, nappy fingerprints all over the shit. Now, this lady is apparently very dumb... Not only did she 'think the bill was real', expected to actually walk out the store with the stuff--let alone the fact that the U.S. Treasury doesn't even print a million dollar bill (despite the overwhelming usefulness of a form of currency of such a large size!)--but she ACTUALLY stood there waiting for her change--of $998,325, no less--from the cash register.... :( Apparently, this crayon ain't too bright! What would be even funnier? If she took a quick trip down the toy isle and picked her up some more cash for another trip later! :P But, I digress... Who needs more money when you have *A MILLION DOLLARS*!!!! WOOOOO!!!!
Ah, yes.... --But it gets worse...
Now, the story has changed.... She actually tried buying the stuff first with two gift cards.... Oh dear, such a mis-understanding! "We're very sorry, but your two $1,000 gift cards to Wal-Mart have already run down to a measly total of $2.32..." I'm no gift card expert, but I'm pretty sure that if she looked at the face of the two gift cards, they wouldn't have covered a $1,675 charge, even if she added them together (assuming she can add, of course :P ). I highly doubt that there are gift cards available of such high amounts (and if they could cover the cost, but she already used up the money on the cards... What the hell else would she need to buy? but that'z pointless to the fact...). After she was informed that the gift cards weren't enuff, she goes, "All I have is this..." *Whips out a greasy, dirty $1,000,000 bill with her cheetos fingerprints all over it. Gimme a break!
--And, now, she got the bill from her estranged husband, who is a coin-collector. I'm sorry, but if your husband was a millionaire... Don't you think he would have fixed this problem by now?

That'z right, sweetheart! You ain't no diamond in the rough... You're more like the rough in the diamond. Your hubby would have fixed that face, if he had that kinda cash! Maybe now we know why ur seperated....
I say prosecute the bitch. She obviously knew what she was doing, plus we don't need her dumb, ugly ass on the streets anyways... ((Less bigfoot sightings, if nothing else...))
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Monday, March 08, 2004
I need to get a degree in criminal psychology, so I can understand my friends better says:
LOL ur name sounds like it'z in response to mine ROFL
The problem is, who chooses whats normal and not? says:
lol
A bunch of fun news for my avid readers... :P
Vibrator prompts Austrian bomb squad alert!
Sex defense?
A doctor actually recomended something like this?! Can we say Down Syndrome?
To smoke or not to smoke? That is the question...
Huh? Talking signs... Next thing ur gonna tell me is that the internet is on computers now!
Most people think that Iraq is the only thing that we as a nation are involved in. Here's what'z going on in Haiti. --Oh, and Jeff, notice the references to French Legionnaires. Guess I was right, the french don't sit on their thumbs, afterall. :P
No more PDA in Indonesia!
Of course I have to add some same-sex marriage things, too. LOL
New York
Marriage law: Four legislative attempts to ban gay marriages have failed. The latest attempt in 1999 sought to void same-sex couple's lawful marriages if they return, come to, or travel through New York.
Domestic partnership benefits: The state offers them and three municipalities - Ithaca, New York City and Rochester - have a registry.
"Ya'll donut-punchers stay da fuck outta New York.... Don't even fly over it with an airplane!!!" How fuckin' rediculous!
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Nickels also said he’ll ask the City Council to protect gay married couples throughout the city from discrimination in employment, housing or the use of parks or other city facilities. If the council approves the ordinance, it also would require contractors doing business with the city to recognize gay marriages among their own employees.
He went on to note that gay couples should be allowed to ride in the same buses, enter the same movie theatres, and drink from the same drinking fountains as straight couples..., while also allowing straight couples to cook their own meals, dress properly, and watch/act in theatre productions... "It's equality," stated Nickels. "If we discriminated against straights, they could very well discriminate back!" LOL j/k (the first paragraph is real tho)
Here's the damn link already, haha: Click me! Click me!
“I admit it that we are an al-Qaida family. We had connections to al-Qaida,” said Abdurahman Khadr, who says he resisted his father’s urgings to become a suicide bomber. (("Why you tryin' to get me to kill MYSELF, dad? If it's so important to you, why aren't YOU killing YOURSELF?!")) Bin Laden has an unnatural fear of drinking cold water...
And, finally, find out why American rice is not as good as Japanese rice: "American rice is no good," Takahashi said after purchasing a bag of Japanese rice at a Tokyo store. "The water is different." What? American's use Hydrogen Peroxide? H202... huh... It looked like water...
Sunday, March 07, 2004
ROFLMFAO OMFG! I just noticed how fuckin' lazy I am.... I have 8 months of archives that I'm just like, oh....i'll make them work later... ROFL check it out urself
If you can get one working, woo da frickin' fuckin' da for you!!! LOL but it won't happen----> click away, bitch!
Drooler55: luvz ya tho, and don't be one of those shy coy girlz... all us playas luvz da skanks... mmmmm... skanks.......
Saturday, March 06, 2004
Friday, March 05, 2004
If you know what this is about, you'll fuckin' die laughing... ROFLMFAO:
llJaVi3Rll: r u clicking the eye..
Drooler55: ROFL
Drooler55: nooooooo
Drooler55: ROFLMFAO
llJaVi3Rll: lol LIAR!!
Drooler55: why would i do that?
Drooler55: LOL
Drooler55: i caused someone to sign off
Drooler55: LOL
Drooler55: that is so funny
Drooler55: ouch
Drooler55: i'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts LOL
Drooler55: LOL
Drooler55: that was fun
llJaVi3Rll: lol ok jimmy
llJaVi3Rll: im off to bed
Drooler55: :-(
llJaVi3Rll: lol IM TIRED!!
Drooler55: was it because i was clicking the eye?
Drooler55: :-(
Drooler55: LOL
llJaVi3Rll: lol noo
llJaVi3Rll: its cause its 5am
Drooler55: it was the eye...
Drooler55: LOL
llJaVi3Rll: lol shut up!
Drooler55: why do red pistachios turn ur fingers red?
Drooler55: or was i duped into buying white pistachios with red food coloring, thinking they were fancy-schmancy?
PrismaticEcho: I've never seen a real live pistachio
PrismaticEcho: hahaa
Drooler55: LOL
Drooler55: they're gods gift to bored people
PrismaticEcho: LOL
Drooler55: u get to bust a nut, eat it and leave the rest of ur mess wherever u want!
Drooler55: :-)
PrismaticEcho: HAHAA!
Drooler55: it'z a dirty-named food
llJaVi3Rll: beef jerky?
Drooler55: lol
Drooler55: u said beef jerky
Drooler55: LOLOLOL
Drooler55: ROFLMFAO
Drooler55: hahaha
Drooler55: LOL
llJaVi3Rll: LOL! SHUT UP!! >_<
llJaVi3Rll: *throws a shoe at u*
Drooler55: *gets hit in the head and falls off a cliff, landing in the ocean, floating outward and gets eaten by a shark... and IT'Z ALL UR FAULT!!!!*
llJaVi3Rll: O_O!
llJaVi3Rll: ....
llJaVi3Rll: *jumps off a cliff*
llJaVi3Rll: *kills himself*
llJaVi3Rll: ..
llJaVi3Rll: lol
llJaVi3Rll: im sorry
Drooler55: *can't respond cuz he'z shark food*
llJaVi3Rll: ...
Drooler55: LOL
llJaVi3Rll: ...*walks up to ur half eaten corpse*....
llJaVi3Rll: .....*stares at it for a bit*
llJaVi3Rll: ........
llJaVi3Rll: .........*blinks*
llJaVi3Rll: .......*grabs a stick and starts pokign u*...........
llJaVi3Rll: .............*pokes*
llJaVi3Rll: ........*blinks*...
Drooler55: LOL
llJaVi3Rll: .......*pees on ur corpse*
Drooler55: i'm in the belly
llJaVi3Rll: lol
Drooler55: u can't do that
llJaVi3Rll: ..........
Thursday, March 04, 2004
ROFLMFAO This could not be more perfect for me...
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Wednesday, March 03, 2004
"You will never truly know what other people think. You should try and base your self-worth and self-image on something a little more tangible.
In other words, you may just want to screw what others think and build strength of character on your own principles. In doing so, the right people will gravitate to you naturally and the others will fall away into a dull noise. You may find yourself alone at times, but that solitude may be just what you need anyway.
Life is never going to be fair and comfortable. Find pleasure in the small things and learn to appreciate the unbelievable opportunities you already have. Appreciate the friendships you do have and cultivate new ones, but don't base your own value on their success.
H.P. Dasz | 02.24.04 - 8:21 am | #"
Nice! :)
"You are the vampire Taricus (if this is not you, log out).
You have drunk 2519 pints of blood.
Your rank is Ancient - next rank at 5000 pints."
YAY!!!
"Didja see my Sims, everyone? I managed to get them a transporter now. Just in one of the sub-divisions. The other characters I'm playing like I'm supposed to. Promise. But I wanted a mini-TV land. Ellen keeps hittin' on Captain Janeway, and my Mary Tyler Moore went crazy and chased everyone around with a sharp knife. I thought it was a cooking deficiency, but now she does it all the time and won't put the knife down. I don't think I should have added that "schizo" sims patch."
OMFG!!1! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! Mary Tyler Moore has the knife again!
LOL Dawn, you got some fucked up sims... Now I know what you mean when you say you're going to go play a violent game and then leave to play the Sims. hehe
WOOT! I know my ADHD stuff!!! ((I guess it helps that I have it :P LOL)) I only missed question 3. Here's the quiz: http://content.health.msn.com/content/article/79/96050.htm