Monday, January 24, 2005

bubbaac: i'm at lunch from work
bubbaac: were not building cars for 3 to 5 weeks
taricus: why'z that?
bubbaac: nobody is buying cars
taricus: oh
taricus: :/
bubbaac: ii need to send bush a thankyou card
taricus: LOL

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Well, the good 'ol christian group, We Are Family foundation (WAFF), is attacking the spongebob movie... They say it'z a pro-homosexual video, cuz spongebob holds Patricks hand in it (his starfish best friend--who happens to also be pink... yea... OMG! Let'z all go buy guns!)... Isn't this fuckin rediculous? So so so many gay cartoon chars... I think these religious nuts are seriously fucked up...

Let's see... So far, that girl in charlie brown (the one in the striped shirt...don't remember her name...) was a lesbian... bugs bunny is gay, cuz he dresses up in girl disguises, sings show toons, and kisses elmer fudd when he avoids pursuit... tinky winky, cuz it'z purple, holds a purse and has a triangle on it'z head... and spongebob, cuz he holds the hand of a pink starfish named patrick.... i know there's more, but that'z all i can come up with off the top of my head...

Can u see why this is stupid?

Here's the article that spawned this: Right wing warns of gay SpongeBob

And here was my response to that article:

ipumpgasrealgood (1/22/2005 3:48 AM PST)
HA HA! I'm so tired of cartoons and puppets being labeled gay... These are shows aimed at kids. I don't think sexuality is involved at all, otherwise the FCC would definately put some limitations on them.

This, my friends, is what paranoid schitzophrenia looks like... LOL

Sponge Bob isn't gay... He isn't anything... He's a cartoon character.. (Like gay people really care about getting into animation and converting the youth before they even know what gay is... pffft... Hell, we're too busy tryin to sort out our OWN drama!)

Tinky Winky... huh.... Did they even have genders? LOL I would assume that Tinky Winky was a girl since she carried a purse... but meh... I'm pretty firm in the belief that teletubbies are gender-neutral... LOL Whatever fits the psycho neo-nazis that see a conspiracy everywhere they look, i guess... ("OMG! I'm not gonna love you anymore honey, if this cartoon char makes me gay! We must defend our marriage like we're fighting iraq!")

/rant off

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Hmmm... Let's see.. Rice and the Bush administration thinks that we are above other countries autonymous governments. That we can decide that they aren't enuff like our govt, so that justifies "grave challenges to some of these regimes."

My personal favorite is the great diplomacy skeelz our leaders seem to have:

"Biden also praised Rice, but noted that ``relations with many of our oldest friends are quite frankly scraping the bottom right now.''


However, Biden also had blunt advice for European critics: ``I have one simple message: Get over it. Get over it. President Bush is our president for the next four years. So get over it and start to act in your interest, Europe.'' "

News

When will we finally get back having the U.S. ran by grown-ups?

This is why you don't just randomly meet everyone you talk to online...
HoustonChronicle.com - TSU student set for online encounter found slain

Friday, January 14, 2005

taricus: I EAT PAINT!
taricus: I CALL IT WALL CANDY!
taricus: SOMETIMES WHEN I'M ALONE, I LAUGH
atherdawn: you were dropped as a kid
taricus: lol
taricus: u know i saw an episode of cops one time where there was this guy
taricus: and the cops picked him up
taricus: and they're like..."have u been eating paint?"
taricus: cuz he was acting all crazy
taricus: and he's like "nooooo...."
taricus: thing was, he had paint all around his mouth
taricus: ROFLMFAO
taricus: it was so fuckin funny
taricus: ROFL
taricus: he had paint around his mouth and on his fingers
taricus: ROFL
taricus: and he's all, "noooooo...." in this stupid voice
taricus: he musta really really fucked up his brain that night
taricus: lol
taricus: wonder if he lived
taricus: LOL
atherdawn: ROFL

taricus: I LIKE BUNNIES!
taricus: :)
atherdawn: I like tacos!
atherdawn: the sun is hot!
taricus: ^ ^
|| ||
o o
>.<
---
taricus: ROFL
taricus: whoops
taricus: ROFLMFAO
taricus: THE SUN IS HOT!
taricus:
^ ^
|| ||
o o
>.<
---
taricus: THAT'Z MY FUCKED UP ASCII BUNNY
taricus: I CAN TURN OFF CAPS NOW
taricus: lol
taricus: INHALING GASOLINE FUMES IS BAD!
taricus: lol
atherdawn: lolol

Thursday, January 13, 2005

taricus: *pokes u*
taricus: .....video games....
taricus: LOL
taricus: RON
taricus: LOL
taricus: can i call u RON?
taricus: not Ron
taricus: but RON
taricus: LOL
taricus: RON RON RON RON RON
taricus: i said RON
taricus: u wanna play RON?
taricus: RON RON
taricus: LOL
taricus: RON
atherdawn: im kinda busy at this sec
atherdawn: a few
taricus: lol
atherdawn: then i will
taricus: RON

canondale22: you could really meet me
ipumpgasrealgood: yea
ipumpgasrealgood: that'z a distict
possibility...we can't control fate... :P

canondale22: I take it I am not going to get
serious information from ya
ipumpgasrealgood: lol
ipumpgasrealgood: what'z that supposed to
mean?

canondale22: So whats up
ipumpgasrealgood: not much
canondale22: what brings you on
ipumpgasrealgood: cheese
ipumpgasrealgood: and chicken
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: OH OH!
ipumpgasrealgood: and domination of the free
world!
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
canondale22: lol
canondale22: wow

soldier_175: we will play
soldier_175: and the winner gets to be the
master
soldier_175: loser the slave boy
ipumpgasrealgood: lol riiiiiiiight
ipumpgasrealgood: get used to 1000 years of
slavery then
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: shall i call u jew now or
after i kick ur ass?
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL

I don't understand... Why is this a conversation killer? LOL


jhamkappasigma: i pump a lot of stuff real
good
ipumpgasrealgood: like water?
ipumpgasrealgood: that'z archaic
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
jhamkappasigma: no, like dick
ipumpgasrealgood: OMFG!
ipumpgasrealgood: does jesus know?
ipumpgasrealgood: wait....
ipumpgasrealgood: of course he does
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL
ipumpgasrealgood: j/k

I need to clean and find my games.... :/

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Jennifer says:
i'm still sick but my voice doesn't sound funny anymore
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
awwww
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
that sux
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Jennifer says:
oh my god...i hated it when my voice cracked....
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
i like it better when u sound like Marge off the simpsons
Jennifer says:
hmmm....laughing at me huh? maybe i should backwash in your drink when i come over so you'll find out what it's like!
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL

Jennifer says:
jimmy's like ...."damn it! i can't get emphyzema fast enough if you hide the goddamn cigarettes! must smoke faster! more cancer!"
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
ROFL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
FOUND THEM
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Jennifer says:
muahahahahahah!
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
i used my cancer-dar to find them
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Jennifer says:
lol...
Jennifer says:
yay!

Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
why does jeff always hide the cigarettes from me if i know there are more?
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Jennifer says:
lol
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
that defeats the purpose...doesn't make me smoke less
Jennifer says:
it's a game
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Jennifer says:
it just makes you cranky lol
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
i used to make him hide my cigs
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
not tell me how many i have
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
so i'd smoke less
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
but instead, he's like OOOOOOOH SOOOOO MANY CIGS!
Jennifer says:
hmmm....so you think braden has fun playing with that kong toy but you don't want jeff to hide your cigs?
Jennifer says:
lmao
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
*drops them over his body, the plastic wrappers glistening in the moonlight*
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
MMMMMM feels so GOOOOOOOOOD
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
*hides them
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
U CAN"T HAVE THEM!
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Jennifer says:
oh my god!
Jennifer says:
lol
Jennifer says:
i don't ever need to picture that lol
Jennifer says:
ew
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
braden doesn't like the kong toy
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
shhhh
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
he's clothed at the time
Cardboard Tube Samurai says:
LOL
Jennifer says:
lmao

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Maverick: i havent made a sig in about a year
taricus: LOL
taricus: LIAR!
Maverick: lol
taricus: lol
Maverick: since my last on ei made
Maverick: the BOB one
taricus: oh, would that be the last time u made a sig? when u made the last one?
taricus: LOL
Maverick: lol
Maverick: lol

Here's a nice lil bit of info for ya guys. If my photo below the links is down, that means the message board is down, too. :)

In response to the emails--yes, I know it'z down. It'z not accidental this time hehe. Got tired of the old host for the database always screwing up and then my site going down. That'z why I moved the blog over to Blogger's FTP--so, at least my blog will be dependable. I already have a host for the rest of my site, along with the message board. I just need to get around to setting it up.

There's some bad news, however. I had not had the chance to backup the database, before it last went down and Jeff and I got pissy with the host. Very pissy... This of course means that you need to re-register on the board. It'z a bit of a pain in the ass, but u'll survive. It'z also not too bad since there were only a few of us on there that actually WENT to the board. LOL

The site will change... Essentially, this blog is going to be the front page to my site. It requires a bit of work and rebuilding, but I can do it. I think it'll be kewl. I'm also going to try to make it look a lil bit better than my last cheesey site LOL. That means I get to play around in Photoshop! OH FOR JOOOOY!!!! I think you will all like it, personally! :)

Hopefully, I'll get around to getting it all up and running soon. Meanwhile, anyone want to play any games?

Monday, January 10, 2005

Euro Trash - Even drug dealers are giving up on the dollar. By Daniel Gross

Thursday, January 06, 2005

okay, this is the last one I'm posting...u'll just have to click around urselves LOL

Plan B

LOLOLOLOL

ROFLMFAO

Video games and violence...

This is so me... LOL

Original Gamer

PA One

*whispers* ....like ninjas....

more SWG

SWG

Penny Arcade

Yes, I'm still obsessed with Baldur's Gate LOL

ask me again why i hate people....

nashvilleboy24: oh, i was adamimagine on
there
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL oh
ipumpgasrealgood: u have a b/f
ipumpgasrealgood: i know u
ipumpgasrealgood: go get some b/f luvinz
ipumpgasrealgood: don't bother me cuz ur
horney
nashvilleboy24: you don't KNOW me
ipumpgasrealgood: that'z dishonest and
dishonorable
ipumpgasrealgood: later
nashvilleboy24: umm, not if he doesn't care

briguynash: hi
ipumpgasrealgood: hi
briguynash: whats uo
ipumpgasrealgood: ultima online, u griefer,
why?
ipumpgasrealgood: LOL

Monday, January 03, 2005

OH! btw... Found out that Erin went behind my back while I was gone to Jeff and was begging and pleading for him to let her stay, even tho I told her she had to go. Jeff said it was really sad... Not in the boo hoo kinda way, but in the lame way. Again, she's tryin' to go over my head. I already told her that'z not possible. When I say you leave the house, you leave. She can't go to Jeff and reverse it.

She was all like, "I'll pay you $600 every month and I'll never come out of my room, not even to do laundry, until u guys are asleep. I promise. I won't even come out and talk to you guys--I won't bother you! Just don't make me go Jeff!" Such a lamer... LOL First of all, she never gave us the $300 rent for January. Remember how I said she had to pay $300 to stay thru January? Never happened... Instead stuff she ordered online showed up everyday. *sigh* another thing she told Jeff was that when she gets her next paycheck, she'll give us $100 as long as we don't kick her out. ...that'z still not the $300 I said for her to pay. I know that she can afford $300 a month with no problem. Hell, I used to pay Kat and Keith $350 way back when... and I worked at Hollywood Video... That'z not uber pay there LOL... Still had money left over too. *rolls eyes* Anywayz... I'm rambling...

1st: If she can't pay the $300, she's not gonna pay the $600, she's just trying to stall us so she can walk on us.

2nd: Why does she want to stay somewhere where she's not wanted? I was awfully mean to her that night....

3rd: $600/month is more than she'd pay for a 1BR apt. HELL! She could get a nice 2BR I bet! maybe even 3, depending on where it was. I know down on Elm Hill Pike, housing is kinda expensive, and I used to have a 3BR 2BA apt there for like $750... This isn't downtown Nashville... This is Lavergne... housing is cheaper than that here. SO WHY DOESN"T SHE USE THAT MONEY ON AN APT?!

4th: THERE IS NO OPTION HERE! I SAID IT'Z TIME TO GO DAMMIT! LOL sheesh... It so pisses me off that when I was telling her to be out by jan 31st that she's all like, "I'm telling Jeff! We'll see what he has to say..." and she all looked at me like she was going "who the fuck do you think YOU are?" Uh...let's see... the person that actually LIVES there that is kicking her out, that'z who... LOL She all starting shutting her door in my face and I all stuck my foot in it and was like, "You WILL be out by Jan. 31st. You CAN'T just tattle on me and make it okay." I swear, her attitude was all like if I didn't shut up she was gonna kick ME out LOL Who the hell does she think she is? Oh and later she's all, "I never tell on you to Jeff. I would never do that." She has many times before, and Jeff is like... "so? Jimmy can do what he wants... I'm not his keeper.." LOL and like 15 mins before then was when she was all... "I'm telling Jeff! We'll see what he has to say..."

Anywayz, Jeff told her that he couldn't decide that for her. That he would talk to me, and if we both agree, then she can stay. He was also like, "why don't you give that money to such-n-such apts instead of us?" and she's all, "because I don't want to have to struggle. I want to know that I always have a roof over my head..." so essentially, it'z convenient for her... She's already gotten away with rent free for 9 months, then stiffing us this time when we told her she had to pay for January, and she doesn't have to do anything in the house, cuz if she sits on her ass long enuff we do it and she pretends like she's asleep... ("OH! I didn't know you were cleaning! I was asleep, or else I would've helped!"... "that'z funny, i heard you moving around in your room and you were signed in on yahoo and you weren't idle..." LOL Or the ever famous... "Is Jimmy going to be cooking anytime soon?! I'm starving...")

I recommend she get her ass in gear, cuz she has no time to be dickin' around like she was before. The clock is ticking and maybe if she'd actually get off her ass and start looking for a place instead of sittin' in a chatroom all day, start saving her money instead of buying all kinds of crap (literally a new pair of shoes every other day showed up... LITERALLY! for the past 2 months--oh and then she takes the boxes they come in and just puts them in the front room for us to get rid of for her...an equal amount of steps in the opposite direction and she'd be in front of the trashcan... *shakes head*), but no, instead she's wasting her time trying to change our minds, cuz--AND I QUOTE!--"It would be more beneficial to [her] if she just stayed here..." That sums it all up right there... that one line, spoken by her herself... It'z what benefits HER, nevermind the people she steps on along the way...

Guess what my decision is...? I still want her out! LOL She's not gonna change my mind. That is why things are the way they are now. Always being nice and bending over backwards. Always holding my tongue and giving her more time. that'z what she expects us to do. Well, this time it stops. She hasn't payed the rent for January, she's STILL trying to go over my head with Jeff (like I'm some nobody or something...), and i've heard her talk and make promises over and over again. Erin is NOT gonna change, she's had way too many chances and now that she realizes it'z too late, that'z when she gives a shit. Whatever. I'm just not going to be a tool anymore for her.

Hell, after she's out, maybe I'll stop being so pissy all the time LOL Can u imagine? No drama... *eyes gleam* YAY! Not having to be pissed at someone all the time. Just happy-go-lucky! *sighs and daydreams of the good times ahead* LOL

I need a damn cigarette now! LOL later guys! Tell ur momma n them I asked how they was durrin'...

I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!! :(

So, I'm gonna clean up today. It'z not gonna be hard tho. Just a few dishes and do some laundry, take out the trash (if it actually gets filled up LOL), and I'll probably be nice and go out in the yard and pick up all the cigarette butts. I know that sounds extreme, but they've made me do it before, and there's not many... Just nice I guess. Keep their yard looking nice :)

There's hardly any sign that I've been here besides that. btw, i think today is the day they start back to TN and I haven't hardly eaten ANYTHING that they bought LOL. i told her I don't eat much. She prob thought I was lying so that she wouldn't spend money on me LOL.

OH! and they have a scale in the downstairs bathroom. I weighed myself and I was almost 180 pounds. Something like 179? um.... must be from drinking, but that's not what surprised me. I told my mom that I thought I weighed like 170 pounds once and she's like O.o and couldn't believe it. She told me I was too skinny to weigh that much. That'z my question LOL... where the hell am I putting this weight? I know I'm bigger than normal for me. I'm always like... "I'm fat..." and everyone is like "No you aren't!" --but I guess it'z cuz it'z my body that I can see the difference. All my weight doesn't go in one place, it kind of distributes evenly--except i have a lil bit of a tummy--but mostly it's spread evenly. I guess that'z why. I need to start working out again. Javi told me that he thinks I weigh that much cuz I'm so tall... meh... LOL maybe... I still think I could make myself look better tho. Need to quit smoking and start being more active--go outside and stuff hehe.

Speaking of which... I'm gonna go outside and smoke... LOL later all

Sunday, January 02, 2005

taricus: Joe was driving his pickup truck down the levee pretty fast one day. A Tennessee State Trooper spotted Joe, and took off after him, but Joe just kept going faster and faster. The trooper turned his lights and siren on, but Joe just kept going. After about twenty miles, Joe ran out of gas, and had to stop. The trooper jumped out of his car yelling at Joe, "Why didn't you stop ? I know you saw me !"
Joe replies, "Well, officer, I'm truly sorry for dat. But you see, a few years ago my wife, Erin, she ran off wid a state trooper, and when I saw you, I thought you was him tryin' to bring her back. So I was tryin' to get away fast.
taricus: ROFLMFAO
taricus: i'm mean

well, here I am at my parents' house. I'm watching the dogs for them while they are up in Michigan for a funeral. My great grandma died. 93 years old... (My family tends to live a long time... cuz we're kewl like that hehe)

First of all, my room is completely different. Not a big deal tho, seeing as how it took them less than a year to completely bastardize it after my emotionally charged move/kick out hehe. At the time, the feeling was mutual LOL. My parents and I get along great... I just can't live with them or we get mean to eachother LOL.

My mom all spoiled me too. She just kept buying food for me... something like $80 she spent on food. I was like... uh... I'm only gonna be here for 2 days. *sigh* LOL --but it was really sweet. I appreciate it alot. I got my christmas gifts too. Alright for the puzzle with a torn sticker over the pic, too. LOL She said she wanted to make sure it'd be a tough one... LOLOLOLOL 1000 pieces and I can't see the middle of the picture on the front. I'll have to look at it again and see if the front is torn or if it'z just a sticker that i can peel off LOL. got a kewl looking glass chess board. I like it alot. :) Some liquor from Italy and a few other things. and money :) WOOOOOO LOL My kitties got these glow in the dark cat toy bouncey balls. and my best friend's dog got a chewbone :)

My younger sister, Lisa, is pissed at me. I didn't go to her New Years party. She said that I just don't care anymore. Mom said it was probably cuz she invited like 20 people and only like 11 showed up and that hardly anyone drank. LOL I'm thinkin' 11 people is still a party LOL. That'z a pretty decent party.

I guess I should get off here, tho. Take a shower and stuff. I'm afraid I'm gonna get really bored here. :( I brought games tho, I should be okay. Probably why my mom bought me beer last night too LOL. Oh, she's all like, how much do you want? 18? and i'm like.... *looks at her crazy* um..no... ROFL She must think I drink alot more than what I do LOL.

Oh, well anyways.. I was gonna go.
Later